'But we didn't commit these crimes.'
'I saw you drive that woman into the burning building with my own two eyes. That's enough for a murder charge on its own.'
'If it was a woman,' said Eddie. 'Which it wasn't. As you know.'
'There's an autopsy going on at this moment.' Chief Inspector Bellis arranged his paperwork neatly upon the desk. 'We'll soon know all about that. And you did steal this officer's police car.'
Officer Chortle glared at Eddie.
Eddie took to a sulking cowering silence.
'Look,' said the Chief Inspector. 'I'm a fair fellow. Firm but fair, and I do believe in justice.' He turned to Jack. 'What say we just blame it all on the bear and let you go free?'
'Well,' said Jack.
'What?' said Eddie.
'No,' said Jack. 'Eddie is innocent. I'm innocent. Why not just wait for your autopsy report? See what that has to say.'
Chief Inspector Bellis sighed. 'I think we've said all that can be said here.' He rose from his chair and tucked his impeccable paperwork under his arm. Til leave you in the company of these officers. They can beat the truth out of you. Then you'll both be disappeared.'
'No,' said Eddie. 'No more hitting. We give up, we confess.'
'We do?' said Jack.
'We do,' said Eddie. 'Just leave us alone here and we'll draft out our confessions.'
'Make sure that you do, or...' Chief Inspector Bellis drew his finger once more across his throat, nodded his farewells and, in the company of the two laughing policemen, left the interview room, slamming the door and locking it behind him.
'Well,' said Eddie to Jack. 'That's sorted.'
'Sorted?' Jack threw up his hands. 'We're done for. They'll disappear us. And why did you tell him we'd write out confessions?'
'To stop me getting hit again and buy us some time alone. Now, out with the wire, Jack, and pick the lock.'
'They confiscated the wire,' said Jack.
'We're done for,' said Eddie.
Time passes slowly in a police interview room when you're left all alone in it. Or even with a friend. Especially when you're waiting for something terrible to happen to you. Time should pass quickly in such circumstances. But it doesn't. It passes very slowly indeed.
'It's all so unfair,' said Eddie. 'We're heroes; we shouldn't be treated like this.'
'Eddie,' said Jack, 'what do you think this is really all about?'
'What do you mean?' Eddie fiddled at the door. 'If I had an opposable thumb,' he said, 'I'd always keep a really long nail on it, just for picking locks.'
'What I mean,' said Jack, 'is what is all this about? Who was the murderess? Why did she do what she did?'
'Who can fathom the workings of the criminal mind?' said Eddie.
'Detectives,' said Jack. 'That's what they do.'
'Not in this case, Jack. She's dead, we'll never know.'
'And soon we'll be dead. Disappeared. And that will be that for us. It's all been a bit pointless, really, hasn't it?'
'Don't talk like that, Jack. We did our best.'
'We were useless, Eddie. We were rubbish at being detectives. Everything we did was wrong. Bill Winkie would be ashamed of us.'
'Don't say that. All right, we made a few mistakes...'
'A few mistakes? We made nothing but mistakes.'
'We did our best.'
'And where has it got us? We're lucky to still be alive. And we won't be alive for much longer, I'm thinking. I'm going to write my confession and hope I can escape from prison.'
'Don't be so pessimistic, Jack. There has to be a way out of this mess.'
'Eddie,' said Jack, 'there is. I could pick the lock. You've got a new growler, haven't you?'
'Now hold on.' Eddie covered himself as best he could. 'That would really hurt. It really hurt the last time.'
'Yes, but we could escape. I'll just rip your stomach open.'
'No.' Eddie dropped from his chair and backed away.
'Only joking,' said Jack.
'Good,' said Eddie, still backing away.
'We'll just wait here until the policemen come back and beat you up some more and then disappear the both of us.'
'Out with my growler,' said Eddie Bear.
'No, there has to be another way.'
'I wish I knew one,' said Eddie.
'You know what,' said Jack, 'you were right. When you said that we were going about things in all the wrong way. About the hunters being hunted, and how we should do things the way Bill Winkie would have done them.'
Eddie nodded in a hopeless kind of way.
'I've read all the books,' said Jack. 'He wouldn't have ended up here.'
'That doesn't help,' said Eddie.
'No, sorry, it doesn't. But if he had ended up here, there would have been a twist to it.'
'There's always a twist in detective books,' said Eddie. 'That's what makes them special.'
'So there should be a twist here.'
'This isn't a Bill Winkie thriller.'
'Let's assume it is,' said Jack. 'Or an Eddie Bear thriller. Let's look at it all from a different perspective.'
'Big words,' said Eddie. 'So what's the twist?'
Jack shrugged. 'I wish I knew,' he said.
'Thanks very much,' said Eddie. 'That's all been very helpful.'
'Give it a chance, Eddie.'
'What, we simply sit here and wait for this twist to just happen?'
'That's exactly what we do. That's what would happen in the books. And when it happens here to us, it will change everything and we will go out and do the job properly. The way it should be.done. The way it's done in detective thrillers.'
'I don't get it,' said Eddie.
'You will,' said Jack. 'Just trust me.'
And so they waited.
It was tense, but then, important waiting is always tense. It's filled with tension, every waiting moment of it.
The tense waiting was done at the exact moment when it ceased.
And it ceased at the sound of a key being turned in a lock and the sight of the interview room door swinging open.
Chief Inspector Bellis entered the interview room. •
'Have you completed your written confessions?' he asked.
Eddie flinched.
'Not as such,' said Jack.
'So you've decided to go for the violent beating and disappearance option.'
'No,' cried Eddie. 'Have mercy.'
'Mercy?' The Chief Inspector's eyebrows were raised once again. 'You are asking me for mercy?'
'We are,’ Jack agreed.
'Oh well, fair enough then, you can go.'
'What?' went Jack.
And 'What?' went Eddie too.
'You can both go free,' said Bellis. 'I'm dropping the charge.'
Jack's mouth hung open. Now this was a twist.
Eddie said 'What?' once again.
'You heard me, I'm dropping the charge.'
'Charge?' said Eddie. 'You're dropping the charge? Only the one? I don't understand.'
'Taking and driving away a police vehicle,' said Chief Inspector Bellis. 'That's the only charge against you and I'm dropping that charge.'
'Ah, excuse me, sir,' said Jack, 'but why?'
'Somethings have come up.'
'What kind of somethings are these?'
'Two somethings,' said the Chief Inspector. 'The body in the morgue. Or what's left of it. Isn't a body.'
'Then what is it?' Jack asked.
'I'm not authorised to tell you that.'
'Oh,' said Jack. 'And the other something?'
'There's been another murder,' said Chief Inspector Bellis. 'And, as you've both been here in custody, I know that you are not responsible. But it's the same killer as before; I'd stake my reputation on it.'
'Another murder?' Eddie said. 'But the body or whatever it is is in the morgue...'