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Anthony Price
The Hour of The
Donkey
Prologue
Saturday, 10 May 1940, to Tuesday, 20 May
'On the morning of Saturday, 10 May 1940, at 5.35, the German Army invaded the Low Countries, ending the
"Phoney War" which had lasted in Western Europe since the outbreak of hostilities the previous September.
'Holland was overwhelmed before any help could reach her, but as in 1914, the Allies advanced hurriedly into Belgium, the French 1st Army and the British Expeditionary Force coming up alongside the Belgian Army on the line of the River Dyle in an attempt to protect Antwerp and Brussels.
'In fact, nothing could have suited the Germans better, for it was to the south, into France herself, that their decisive thrust was aimed. Having negotiated the supposedly impassable terrain of the Ardennes they burst like a dummy4
thunderbolt on to the banks of the River Meuse in the region of Sedan on 13 May. Without waiting to concentrate their forces (as military prudence dictated), they at once launched a daring assault on the French defences across the river; and, having smashed through those defences, they then departed further from the rules with an act of even greater daring: instead of securing their breakthrough by attacking the broken flanks of the French line their armoured forces drove straight forward into France on a narrow front.
'Just as treason never profits because when it does so it ceases to be treason, so what seemed like military fool-hardiness was transformed by success into military genius: the eruption of Hannibal's elephants out of the snowbound Alpine passes on to the plains of Northern Italy was scarcely a greater shock than the appearance of German tanks in the open country of Northern France. Preceded by the screaming dive-bombers which acted as their artillery—and also by equally unnerving rumours of their numbers and invincibility
—these tanks now advanced with astonishing rapidity. While the cream of the Anglo-French armies were still closely engaged deep in Belgium, the German armoured divisions to the south did not so much drive back the French frontier defenders as simply leave them behind.
'Nor, to complete the surprise, did the Germans then seek either to threaten Paris or to swing eastwards to take the great defensive works of the Maginot Line in the rear.
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to choke the roads and further demoralize Allied counsels, they swept irresistibly westwards, towards the English Channel.
'By the morning of Tuesday, 20 May, their exact whereabouts were unknown to the Allied commanders. In fact they had already—and incredibly—passed the line of the Canal du Nord, between Cambrai and Peronne. All that lay between them and the sea, some sixty miles distant, was a rolling peaceful countryside which, although strongly garrisoned by the dead of the 1914-18 War, was now only weakly held by the living soldiers of a handful of unprepared and unsuspecting British lines-of-communication units.'
—from The Dunkirk Miracle, by Sir Frederick Clinton (Gollancz, 1959)
The Hour
I
'Mad,' murmured Captain Willis at the Adjutant's departing back. 'Quite mad.'
Everyone at the breakfast table pretended to take no notice, except Captain Henry Bastable, who disliked Captain Willis almost as much as he did Hitler.
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'Quite mad'. Now that the Adjutant was out of earshot Willis spoke louder. 'Probably certifiably mad, too.'
One day, when the war had been won and the washing hung on the Siegfried Line, and the Prince Regent's Own South Downs Fusiliers returned to its proper and more agreeable amateur status, there was going to be a new breakfast rule at the annual Territorial Army camp, Bastable vowed silently to himself: to the existing Officers will not talk shop, it would add and at breakfast officers will not talk at all.
'Mad as a bloody hatter,' said Willis, more loudly still.
It was wrong to hope that Willis would be the first PRO battle casualty of the Second World War. And anyway, Willis would probably bear a charmed life, he was that sort of person. So that new rule would be needed to shut him up. But in the meanwhile, the best Bastable could do was to glower at him over his crumpled copy of The Times, and grunt disapprovingly in the hope that Major Tetley-Robinson would notice, and take the appropriate action.
'Drill!' exclaimed Willis, in a voice no one could pretend to fail to hear.
'Eh?' Major Tetley-Robinson looked up for a moment from the piece of bread which he had been examining, but then looked down again at it. 'You know, we'll never get decent toast from this stuff, the composition's all wrong. We'll have to find a way of baking our own.'
'I said "drill",' said Willis clearly. '"Drill".'
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'Eh?' Major Tetley-Robinson looked up again, but this time at Lieutenant Davidson. 'No more of this damn Froggie stuff, Dickie —I won't have it! It's all crust and air, and you can't make toast out of crust and air.' He switched the look to Willis at last. 'Talking shop, Wimpy? Or did I mishear you, eh?'
Bastable was disappointed to observe that Tetley-Robinson was trying to let Willis off. Normally the Major could be relied on to savage Willis at every opportunity, his dislike of the man dating from the discovery that Willis's fluent French stemmed from the possession of a French grandmother, and from Alsace moreover, which was dangerously close to the German frontier. 'Fellow doesn't look like an Alsatian—more like a cross between a greyhound and a rat,' the Major had observed sotto voce on receiving this intelligence. 'Probably runs like a greyhound too.'
But now the prospect of action appeared to have mellowed this enmity, for the Major was regarding Wimpy with an expression bordering on tolerance.
Willis returned the look obstinately. 'No. I said "drill". My company—'
'I heard.' The Major lifted his chin and looked down his nose at Willis. 'Shop—and you know the rule.' He leaned back in his chair and half-turned towards the mess waiter without taking his eyes off Willis. 'Higgins—fetch Captain Willis's steel helmet.'
Willis licked his lips. 'My company—'
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'Not until you're wearing your steel helmet, if you please, Wimpy,' snapped the Major. 'Then you can talk as much as you like, if you can find anyone to listen to you . . .' He pointed down the table. 'Pass me the marmalade, will you, Bastable?'
Bastable's blossoming joy turned instantly into dismay. The pot of Cooper's Oxford Marmalade in front of him was his own, his very own, his private pot and his only pot—and possibly the only pot in the whole British Expeditionary Force, if not the only pot in France. And also a bitter-sweet reminder of his mother, who had given it to him.
But Major Tetley-Robinson outranked Mother in this company, and Bastable watched helplessly as the Major spooned out a huge dollop of Cooper's Oxford Marmalade on to his plate, and proceeded to consume it in the proportion of three parts of marmalade to one of French bread.
Fusilier Higgins reappeared with the steel helmet, which he offered rather apologetically to Captain Willis. But to Bastable's surprise, rather than bow to the pressure of the mess rule, Willis put it on his head and returned to the fray.
'Drill—' he began.
'Hah!' Major Tetley-Robinson assumed an inquiring expression. 'Very well then, Wimpy . . . since you choose to attire yourself so strangely at table . . . "drill"?'
Willis set his jaw. 'My company—what there is of it—is under orders to drill this morning, Charlie—' the use of the dummy4
Christian name was permitted, but it always made the Major wince when Willis used it, '—orders from the CO, relayed by the Adjutant just now, Charlie!'