The fact that Jesus died before he got the chance “to drink of the fruit of the vine in the kingdom of God” was interpreted by his followers not as a failure of the prophecy but as an episode in the drama of divine rebirth, in the Osiris-Dionysus tradition—except that Jesus, in accordance with the Jewish eschatological expectation, was to come back only once—when “the time has come,” this time truly for the last time. His resurrection was a preview of the coming resurrection for all.34
The orphaned members of the sect expected Jesus’s return with the same degree of urgency and intensity with which Jesus himself had expected the original kingdom of the Lord. The Second Coming was to be a successful—and immediate—reenactment of the first one. As Paul wrote in First Corinthians, “What I mean, brothers, is that the time is short. From now on those who have wives should live as if they had none; those who mourn, as if they did not; those who are happy, as if they were not; those who buy something, as if it were not theirs to keep; those who use the things of the world, as if not engrossed in them. For this world in its present form is passing away.” So quickly was the world in its present form passing away that Paul had to reassure his followers that their imminent redemption would not separate them forever from their dead brothers and sisters:
We believe that Jesus died and rose again and so we believe that God will bring with Jesus those who have fallen asleep in him. According to the Lord’s own word, we tell you that we who are still alive, who are left till the coming of the Lord, will certainly not precede those who have fallen asleep. For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever.35
In the meantime, they were to take ritual baths, have common meals (any supper might be the last one), and be “alert and self-controlled” lest the day of the Lord surprise them “like a thief in the night.” They should also make haste to welcome non-Jewish converts—because faith is above the law and because the failure of most Jews to recognize Jesus as the Messiah could mean only one thing: that God wanted his adopted sons to join the fold before his “natural” sons (the ones of Paul’s “own race”) could complete the fulfillment of the prophecy on Judgment Day.36
The description of the end days that made it into the Christian canon as the Book of Revelation uses images from the Jewish apocalyptic tradition but limits the ranks of the chosen to the followers of Jesus; 144,000 of them (still identified by membership in one of the twelve tribes of Israel) have seals put on their foreheads, so that the divine avengers do not slaughter them by mistake. (The concept of labeling and classifying is central to the Apocalypse: the minions of the beast are branded accordingly, and everyone is registered in a special book as belonging to either of the two categories. There are no abstentions, hesitations, or middle ground. “I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.”)37
Having returned to earth, Jesus “treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty” by destroying Babylon (the Roman Empire) and subjecting its agents to elaborate tortures. Their bodies are covered with “ugly and painful sores”; their rivers and springs are turned to blood; and their kingdom is plunged into darkness as they are “tormented with burning sulfur” and “gnaw their tongues in agony.” (In keeping with the vision of two irreconcilable camps and the plot of violent retribution, none of the victims repents, reconsiders, or begs for mercy.) After the battle of Armageddon, Christ and those who have been martyred in his service rule the nations “with an iron scepter” for a thousand years. At the end of the “millennium,” the dictatorship of virtue is attacked by the devil’s armies, which are devoured by a fire from heaven. At the Last Judgment that follows, the dead are resurrected and “judged according to what they have done as recorded in the books.” Those not found in the book of life are thrown into the lake of fire, to suffer for ever and ever; the rest are reunited with God, who wipes every tear from their eyes. “There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.” And the good news is the same as that proclaimed by Jesus at the beginning of his ministry: “The time is near…. I am coming soon.”38
But time passed, and still he did not come. As Peter wrote to his flock, “You must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, ‘Where is this “coming” he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.’” And so it did. Generation after generation passed away, but the sun did not darken; the stars did not fall from the sky; children did not rebel against their parents; and perhaps most remarkably, scoffers did not come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. An exclusive millenarian sect formed in the expectation of a violent destruction of the world and a brutal humiliation of the proud and the arrogant grew into a universal church at peace with the state, family, property, priestly mediation, and a continued separation of humankind from God. The immediate salvation of a saintly community on earth turned into the eventual liberation of an individual soul in heaven. The thousand-year reign of Christ over the nations became, thanks to Augustine, a metaphor for the really-existing institution of the Christian Church.39
Jesus’s solution to the “Axial” split between the real and the ideal (earth and heaven, the observable and the desirable) was a revolutionary transformation of the world through the imminent coming of the Lord. His disciples’ solution to the Axial split was a revolutionary transformation of the world through the imminent return of Jesus. Christianity as a set of doctrines and institutions was an elaborate response to the failure of its two founding prophecies. Most scoffers seem to have been convinced by Peter’s explanation. “Do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.”40
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Muhammad, like Jesus, was a radical renovator of the Hebrew scriptural tradition. He insisted, above all, on the unlimited and undivided nature of divine autocracy (“there is no god but God,” who knows “how ye move about and how ye dwell in your homes”); accepted the legitimacy of Abrahamic succession; recognized Moses and Jesus as God’s messengers; urged his followers to separate themselves from the nonmembers (“take not into your intimacy those outside your ranks: they will not fail to corrupt you”); and warned his audience of the approaching catastrophe, the return of Jesus, the resurrection of the dead, and the final Day of Judgment, when all humans would be divided into two clearly defined categories and dispatched accordingly. “Do they then only wait for the Hour—that it should come on them of a sudden? But already have come some tokens thereof, and when it (actually) is on them, how can they benefit then by their admonition?” The answer was the familiar combination of faith and works, action and intention, what goes into a man’s mouth and what comes out of it.41