“If you resist arrest, I will destroy you.”
“No, you won’t.”
“I assure you I will.”
“You can’t,” said Hank.
The alien looked at him with an expression that Hank took to be one of suspicion.
“My ship,” said the alien, “is armed and yours is not.”
“Oh, you mean those silly little weapons in your ship’s nose?” Hank said. “They’re no good against me.”
“No good?”
“That’s right, brother.”
“We are not even of the same species. Do not allow your ignorance to lead you into the error of insulting me. To amuse myself, I will ask you why you are under the illusion that the most powerful scientific weapons known have no power against you?”
“I have,” said Hank, “a greater weapon.”
The alien looked at him suspiciously a second time.
“You are a liar,” the box said, after a moment.
“Tut-tut,” said Hank.
“What was that last noise you made? My translator does not yet recognize it.”
“And it never will.”
“This translator will sooner or later recognize every word in your language.”
“Not a geepfleish word like tut-tut.”
“What kind of a word?” It might, thought Hank, be merely false optimism on his part; but he thought the alien was beginning to look a little uncertain.
“Geepfleish—words dealing with the Ultimate Art-Science.”
The alien hesitated for a third time.
“To get back to this fantastic claim of yours to having a weapon—what kind of weapon could be greater than a nuclear cannon capable of destroying a mountain?”
“Obviously,” said Hank. “The Ultimate Weapon.”
“The… Ultimate Weapon?”
“Certainly. The weapon evolved on Ultimate Art-Science principles.”
“What kind of a weapon,” said the alien, “is that?”
“It’s quite impossible to explain,” said Hank, airily, “to someone having no understanding of the Ultimate Art-Science.”
“May I see this weapon?”
“You ain’t capable of seeing it, kid,” said Hank.
“If you will demonstrate its power to me,” said the alien, after a pause, “I will believe your claim.”
“The only way to demonstrate it would be to use it on you,” said Hank. “It only works on intelligent life forms.”
He reached over the edge of his hammock and opened another beer. When he set the half-empty bottle down again the alien was still standing there.
“You are a liar,” the alien said.
“A crude individual like you,” said Hank, delicately wiping a fleck of foam from his upper lip with the back of one hairy hand, “would naturally think so.”
The alien turned abruptly and trundled his translator back toward his ship. A few moments later, the overhead light went out and the meadow was swallowed up in darkness except for the feeble light of the fire.
“Well,” said Hank, getting up out of the hammock and yawning, “I guess that’s that for today.”
He took the guitar and went back to his ship. As he was going back in through the air lock, he thought he felt something about the size of a mouse scurry over his foot; and he caught a glimpse of something small, black and metallic that slipped out of sight under the control desk as he looked at it.
Hank grinned rather foolishly at the room about him and went to bed.
He woke once during the night; and lay there listening. By straining his ears, he could just occasionally make out a faint noise of movements. Satisfied, he went back to sleep again.
Early morning found him out of bed and humming to himself. He flipped the thermostat on the coffee maker up for a quick cup, set up the cabin thermostat and opened both doors of the air lock to let in the fresh morning air. Then he drew his cup of coffee, lowered the thermostat on the coffee maker again and keyed in the automatic broom. The broom scurried about, accumulating a small heap of dust and minor rubble, which it dumped outside the air lock. In the heap, Hank had time to notice, were a number of tiny mobile mechanical devices—like robot ants. Still drinking his coffee, he went over to the drawer that held the operating manual for ships of the class of Andnowyoudont. Holding it up by the binding, he shook it. A couple more of the tiny devices fell out; and the automatic broom, buzzing—it seemed to Hank—reproachfully, scurried over to collect them.
Hank was fixing himself breakfast, when the screen announced he was being called from the other ship. He stepped over and answered. The image of the alien lit up on the screen.
“You have had the night to think things over,” said the flat voice of the alien’s translator. “I will give you twelve point three seven five nine of your minutes more in which to surrender you and your ship to me. If you have not surrendered by the end of that time, I will destroy you.”
“You could at least wait until I’ve had breakfast,” said Hank. He yawned, and shut off the set.
He went back to fixing his breakfast, whistling as he did so. But the whistle ran a little flat; and he found he was keeping one eye on the clock. He decided he wasn’t hungry after all, and sat down to watch the clock in the control desk as its hands marked off the seconds toward the deadline.
Nothing happened, however. When the deadline was a good several minutes past, he let out a relieved sigh and unclenched his hands, which he found had been maintaining quite a grip on the arms of his chair. He went back and had breakfast after all.
Then he set the coffee maker to turn itself on as soon as he came in, got down some fresh reading material from the top shelf of his bookcase—giving his head a rather painful bang on the fire-control sprinkler overhead, in the process—and stopped to rub his head and swear at the sprinkler. He then comforted himself with the last cup of coffee that was still in the coffee maker, unplugged the emergency automatic controls so that the air-lock doors would stay open while he was out, loaded himself up with beer—but left the reading material roasting on top of the coffee maker—and went out to his hammock.
Forty minutes and a liter and a half of beer later, he was again in a good mood. He took an ax into the nearby woods and began chopping poles for a lean-to. By lunch-time his hammock was swinging comfortably in the shade of the lean-to, his guitar was in tune, and his native audience was gathering again. He sang for about an hour, the small, rabbitlike creature harmonizing with parrotlike faithfulness to the tune, and had lunch. He was just about to take a small nap in the hammock when he saw the alien once more trundling his translator in the direction of the camp.
He reached the fireplace and stopped. Hank sat up with his legs over the edge of the hammock.
“Let us talk,” said the alien.
“Fine,” said Hank.
“I will be frank.
“Fine.”
“And I will expect you to be frank.”
“Why not?”
“We are both,” said the alien, “intelligent beings of a high level of scientific culture. In spite of the apparent differences between us, we actually have a great deal in common. We must consider first the amazing coincidence that caused us both to land on the same world at the same spot at the same time—”
“Not so much of a coincidence,” said Hank.
“What do you mean?” The alien all but glowered at him.
“It stands to reason,” Hank leaned back comfortably in the hammock and caught hold of his knee with both hands to balance himself. “Your people and mine have probably been pretty close to bumping into each other all along. They’ve probably been close to each other a number of times before. But space is pretty big. Your ship and mine could easily zip right by each other a thousand times and never be noticed by one another. The most logical place to bump into each other is on a planet we both want. As for coming down in the same place—I set my equipment to pick out the most likely landing spot. I suppose you did the same?”