Mancev. When I learnt that in fact it is not like that I started crying at nights. I used to bury my head in the pillow and howl. I have never felt such despair since that time.
Sumyatov. Have you tried to run away to the mountains?
Mancev. Not once. My poor father! He used to give me good smacking in order to knock this bullshit out of my head – as he used to say.
Sumyatov. I think he wished you only good.
Mancev. My parents wished I were a banker. It was their great dream.
Sumyatov. They can be proud of you even more after conquering the Devil’s Fang.
Mancev. They haven’t lived to see it.
Sumyatov. I am sorry.
Mancev. They passed away with a sad feeling that their sun is loafer and loser.
Sumyatov. There is one more paradoxes of life.
Mancev. But you know what? Sometimes I am worried by a feeling that they were right.
Sumyatov. I’d rather have a smoke…
Mancev. Getting cold?
Sumyatov. I feel chilly.
Mancev. Then, smoke your stove quickly!
Sumyatov. Sorry, I have no tobacco.
Mancev. Then go back to the camp. It’s warm there.
Sumyatov. And you?
Mancev. Me too. I am not quite myself today.
At the camp canteen.
Alla. Oh, how tiresome! Oleg?
Tomov. What’s that?
Alla. Please do something! You are a man after all!
Tomov. As a man I would suggest to invite you at my place.
Alla. Where is it?
Tomov. It’s not far from here. Just climb upstairs to the second floor.
Alla. What is there?
Tomov. Wine, music, intimate talking…
Alla. It’s banal!
Tomov. Let’s play forfeits then.
Alla. How is it?
Tomov. You’ll see. My friends! Levan!
Levan. What, my dear?
Tomov. Who knows why there are no flies here?
Levan. It’s not a right season for them. They are sleeping.
Tomov. The answer is not correct!
Anna. They are gone to the south.
Tomov. You are not right!
Alla. They are dead of boredom.
Tomov. That’s right! I am afraid, my friends, that we are going to face the same sad end.
Levan. What can you suggest, dear?
Tomov. I suggest to play forfeits.
Anna. Any toy is okay that keeps a baby at play!
Vasil. What is it?
Tomov. The game is very simple. Let me explain you the rules. One person is waiting behind the door while the rest are changing something in their images. But, keep in mind, Anna you can change your hairstyle, for instance – not your husband.
Anna. Very witty!
Tomov. The most watchful and attentive will be a winner.
Alla. And a looser what is going to do?
Tomov. He has to sing or dance or at least tell a story if he is so mediocre.
Alla. Who is going to wait behind the door? Not me!
Tomov. А lot will tell us. Levan, a box of matches please!
Levan. One dollar!
Alla. Catch it! (Throwing him a box of matches).
Tomov. Okay… Now I am breaking one mach. Who pulls it out will wait behind the door. Let’s start, Allochka!
Alla. Why would I be the first?
Tomov. Because you are the most beautiful!
Alla. Well, if it is so… then (Pulling out a match). A long one!
Tomov. Levan, take your chance!
Levan. It’s going to be a long one, believe me! (pulling out). I told you, eh!
Tomov. Anna take your chance now.
Anna. I wonder, when will you grow up? (pulling out). A long one! You see, Vasil?
Vasil. I do. (pulling out).
Tomov. What do you have there?
Vasil. The same as Annushka.
Cyril Sumyatov enters.
Alla. Hey, you, a journalist – what’s your name – come and join us!
Tomov. Pull it out. Don’t get out!
Sumyatov. Well, whatever… (pulling out).
Tomov. A long one again! Well, it looks like I am to hang around behind the door.
Victor Mancev enters.
Tomov. Vitya, join the company!
Mancev. (Pulling out). A short one.
Tomov. It’s your fate Vityok! Go out of the door.
Mancev. For how long?
Tomov. I guess five minutes will be enough for everybody to make drastic changes.
Mancev. Okay, time is running! (gets out of the door).
Tomov. Guys, quicker, quicker! Allochka, you are just charming! Levan, what about you?!
Levan. Don’t worry, dear, Levan knows what he is doing.
Tomov. Anna, Vasil, what are you arguing about?
Anna. I want him to put on my skirt, but he wouldn’t agree.
Tomov. Lovely idea! But you have little time for changing, come up with something easier. And you, why are you standing as pillar of salt like Lot’s wife?
Sumyatov. I can seat down.
Tomov. Everybody has changed? Vityok, come in!
Victor Mancev enters.
Tomov. Vityok, be watchful!
Mancev. Levan, why have you put on a cap? Are you cold?
Levan. My friend, your eyes are as sharp as eagle’s!
Mancev. Vasil, give Anna her beads back. They don’t look good at you.
Vasil. That’s what I told her!
Anna. Oh, just look at this dandy!
Mancev. I see a flower bloomed in your hear.
Alla. Isn’t it charming?
Mancev. I think so. Oleg, get out a handkerchief out of your pocket. Since when do you wear a handkerchief?
Tomov. You, the sharp-eyed monster!
Mancev. What has changed to you, Cyril? I can’t remember.
Sumyatov. The same as to everybody.
Mancev. Did you have mustaches?
Sumyatov. Don’t you think that I have just shaved them away?
Mancev. You are a mysterious person to me. I give up.
Sumyatov. It’s a pity. You forgot that I was holding a pipe when you went out of the door.
Levan. Oh, buddy!
Alla. Take a forfeit, take a forfeit!
Tomov. How’s that, Vityok?
Alla. An immediate retribution! Don’t even think to sneak away.
Mancev. One should be able to lose with dignity. I am at your service.
Tomov. I announce a contest for the best forfeit for him!
Levan. Let him eat five cakes.
Tomov. Levan, don’t be so mercenary. It’s not good, is it, Allochka?
Levan. Hey, what special did I say?!
Аnna. Let’s forgive him for the first time.
Alla. No way! Playing means playing. I want him to tell us some story.
Mancev. I am a terrible story-teller, I worn you.
Alla. A scary story so that blood would freeze!
Tomov. Allochka, you are irresistible! Any other ideas? So, Vityok, you have to accept this.
Mancev. Well, if you insist.
Alla. Will you begin like an adventurous novel. It happened one dark night. It was lightning and the thunder was growling… Go on!
Mancev. Keep in mind that I was just an oblique participant of those events. I witnessed myself just a part of the things, a great deal I have to guess only…
Alla. Listen, the door has creaked. Who is there?!
Levan. It’s just wind, believe me. Let me close the door.
Mancev. Well, it happened by the end of winter. We were climbing a peak of eight thousand height using the Alpine style.
Alla. Uff, I am trembling with fear already!
Tomov. Just wait, there is worse to come, Allochka! Mountaineers are risky people.
Alla. But I didn’t understand what is the eight thousand height peak?
Tomov. A small tumor on the mother Earth which is located eight thousand meters above the sea level.
Sumyatov. According to statistics, each conquering of such tumors involves death accidents.
Alla. Wow, it’s so interesting! And what means this… how is it called?…
Tomov. Alpine style?
Alla. Exactly!
Tomov. Climbing up with all your provisions and outfit. In some cases the rucksack behind your shoulders is as heavy as you are.
Alla. Is it possible to climb some other way?
Tomov. In some cases there are special transit camps along all the route where you can pick up the necessary stuff placed there before. So, the climbers can enjoy walking with light baggage like fops in the downtown.