"But I'm totally useless at this sort of thing-they shouldn't have given me the job in the first place."
"Yeah, but they did, Oliver. They did. You were it."
"But I'm-I'm faulty, if you know what I mean. I don't work right." He laughs nervously, sweeping hair from his spotty forehead, still staring down at Schopenhauer, not once looking up at the women. "I lack the right chromosome or something."
"Cut it out."
"We should probably go in there," Abbey says.
Oliver moves toward the door, but Kathleen halts him with her forefinger. "You're not bringing the dog in."
"For moral support, I thought."
"Absolutely not. Show some respect."
Oliver ties Schopenhauer's leash around a leg of Kathleen's desk and strokes his friend quickly. "Wish me luck." He closes the door after himself and follows Kathleen and Abbey into the newsroom.
They lead him to a central position and retreat several paces. The staffers gather before him. How dirty the carpeting is, he notes. Whispers emanate from the crowd. He fills a plastic cup from the watercooler.
"We should probably start," Kathleen says.
He offers a wobbly smile.
"You know everybody here?" Kathleen asks.
"I think some faces might be familiar," he says, looking at none. He leans in to shake hands, murmuring, "Thank you… thanks… hi… thanks for coming."
Most of the paper's employees have worked here for years. They married based on their earning prospects, took out mortgages because of this place, started families knowing that the paper would fund their children's lives. If this place folds, they're ruined. All these years, they have vilified the paper, but now it's threatening to quit them, they're desperately in love with it again.
"Everyone here?" Oliver asks. He speaks extemporaneously for a minute, then loses his nerve and grabs for a copy of the Ott board's confidential report on the paper. As he scans its pages, he glances imploringly in Kathleen's direction. She looks away. He clears his throat and locates a relevant passage. He reads it aloud, adding, "That's what the board decided." He clears his throat again. "I'm really sorry."
The room is silent.
"I don't know what else to say."
A question rips from the back of the room. The crowd turns, makes a gap. The questioner is the head technician, a broad-shouldered American who appears even taller because he happens to be wearing Rollerblades that day. "What the fuck is this?" he says. "In plain English, tell us what's happening."
Oliver stammers out a few words, but the man interrupts: "Stop bullshitting us, man."
"I'm not. I'm trying to be clear. I think that-"
Ruby Zaga breaks in: "So, the Ott Group is pulling the plug? Is that what you're saying?"
"I'm afraid that's how I read it," Oliver answers. "I'm incredibly, incredibly sorry. I know that's inadequate. I do feel terrible about this, if that makes you feel any better."
"No, it doesn't actually," the head technician says. "And what the hell do you mean, 'That's how I read it'? Read what? You guys wrote it. Don't give me that, man. Don't give me that."
"I didn't write it. The board wrote it."
"Aren't you part of the board?"
"Yes, but I wasn't at this meeting."
"Well, why didn't you go?"
Someone else mutters, "Who appointed this guy publisher?"
"The report says," Oliver continues, "that… that it's a question of the business environment. It's not solely the paper-it's the whole of the media. I think. I mean. All I know is what's written in the report."
"Bullshit."
Oliver turns to Kathleen and Abbey.
"Wait a second," Herman Cohen says. "Before we all fly off the handle here, is there something that can be worked out? I'd like to know how final this decision is."
The head technician ignores this and clomps in his Rollerblades closer to Oliver. "You're an asshole, man."
The situation teeters on the edge of violence.
Oliver steps back. "I… I don't know what to say."
The technician storms out, taking a dozen furious employees with him.
"My kids are at private school," Clint Oakley says. "How am I supposed to pay the fees now? What are they supposed to do?"
"Is the Ott Group offering buyouts?" Hardy Benjamin asks.
"I don't know," Oliver says.
"Not to be blunt," Arthur Gopal interjects, "but what's the purpose of this meeting if you're not able to tell us anything?"
"Would it be possible to talk to someone who can give us a bit more information?" Craig Menzies asks. "Kathleen? Abbey?"
Abbey steps forward. "Mr. Ott is the only person authorized to speak on behalf of the Ott Group." She steps back.
More enraged employees walk out.
"How long have you known this was coming?" someone asks.
"I just found out," Oliver answers.
Several staffers roar with incredulity.
"Total waste of time," someone says.
More people leave.
"Maybe if the Ott Group had tried investing in the paper at some point instead of running this place into the ground, we wouldn't be in this mess."
Oliver leans toward Kathleen. "What do I do?" he whispers. "I think this is getting out of hand. Should we end the meeting?"
"That's your call."
He turns back to the crowd, though it's not much of a crowd any longer. Only a few people stand before him. In various corners of the newsroom, employees commiserate, make unauthorized long-distance calls, put on their coats to leave.
"I'm incredibly sorry," Oliver says. "I keep repeating that, but I don't know what else to say. I'm going to try to get answers to all your questions."
"Could you bring in someone who actually knows something?"
"Yes," he says, nodding at the floor. "Yes. I'll try to get a proper person to come and talk to you."
Even Kathleen and Abbey have gone. It is him alone now, before the last few bewildered staffers. "Uhm, bye," he says.
He is lost for a moment, then stumbles toward Kathleen's office. But midway there he pauses. He turns his head, sweeps the hair from over his ears.
A noise is coming from down there.
Oliver hurries into her office. Abbey and Kathleen are kneeling on the floor.
Between the two women is Schopenhauer, looking not at Oliver but at the wall, in the direction that someone has twisted his neck.
The dog wheezes, his jaw hangs limply, he emits a curious sound. He cannot seem to draw a breath: his lungs expand partly, he winces, his chest falls. He is still lashed to the leg of the desk and Kathleen yanks at the leash. "Damn it!" She pulls the knot apart finally, but to no useful end: Schopenhauer has stopped moving. "Damn it," she repeats. She slaps the leg of the desk. "Damn."
"What happened?" Oliver asks. "I don't understand what happened."
"Someone came in, I think," Kathleen says, "while we all were out there."
But Oliver didn't mean that-he meant, What just happened? He meant, Why is Schopenhauer so quiet?
"This is sick," Abbey says. "Completely sick. And it was someone who works here. Did you notice who left the meeting early?"
"Almost everyone left early," Kathleen replies.
Abbey says, "I'm really sorry, Oliver."
"Extremely sorry," Kathleen says.
"Is he badly hurt?" Oliver asks.
Neither woman responds.
"We have to call the police," Abbey says.
"Don't, please," Oliver says.
"We have to find who did this."
"I'm going to take him now. Let's not," he says, "let's not blame people. I don't want to know who did it. They were all angry with me."
"That doesn't make it okay. This is disgusting."
"It's not anybody's fault," he says.
"Yes, it is," Kathleen insists.
Oliver slides his arms under Schopenhauer's limp body and, with a grunt, lifts the animal. "He always weighs more than I think."
He carries the dog across the newsroom, tugs open the elevator cage with his baby finger and enters, straining for the ground-floor button. But he cannot reach it and must put Schopenhauer down. "Good boy," he says, lowering his friend to the floor. "Good boy." He presses the button and stares up at the ceiling. The elevator rattles for a moment, then descends.