I decided to close the game with an image of Puerto Argentino exactly as it would look today, ten years after the victory. I did this by scanning some photos of Ushuaia, the most similar-looking Argentinian city I could find, and combining them with the landscape of the bay and hills surrounding the Islands’ capital, thus turning it into a city of high-rise buildings and newsboys touting Clarín, La Nación, La Prensa and La Gaceta de Malvinas; of people buying Particulares or Chocolinas at the kiosks, or tucking into prime rib and chips or gnocchi or milanesas and quaffing Quilmes in the pizza parlours at lunchtime; of record shops from which blared the voices of Sandro and Charly García; of bars where, on Monday mornings, over their coffee and medialunas, people discuss Racing v San Lorenzo, or the possibilities of their local team being promoted to the first division; of children in white pinafores on their way to school and high-school children from the mainland on their school-leavers’ trips buying the local chocolate while they wait for the coach to take them skiing on Monte Longdon or out clubbing in Moody Brook; of colectivos unloading their passengers at street corners and mothers discussing Mirtha Legrand’s latest chat show at the hairdresser’s. It was mid-morning, and the noises of the city, which I’d thought were from the streets of Puerto Argentino, were coming from outside my apartment windows. We did it, I thought, closing my eyes and listening to the disc purring as it recorded the finished version of the game. We won.
The second part of the plan was pretty simple. There were two possibilities, depending on how things panned out: a) once inside the SIDE, I’d search for the list of witnesses while I was installing the game on the computer, copy it and leave Verraco eternally playing at defeating the English in his Land of Oz at the end of history; or b) once inside the SIDE, I wouldn’t be able to find the list of witnesses, so I’d install the video game, leave Verraco playing, et cetera, et cetera … Only this time, while Verraco was picking off Sea Harriers the way he must have picked off pigeons with his first air rifle as a kid, a search program, curled up like a worm in the secret entrails of the game, would scan all the computers in the circuit one by one until it found what it was looking for, sink its pirate hooks into it and wrap it in its coils until I could come back for it. And because I needed a good excuse to get back into the SIDE to retrieve it, we move on to plan c): once its work was complete, the worm would send the program a signal to activate a virus in the vulnerable digital blood of Verraco’s game: Falklands 140682.
At first I’d thought of a virus that completely reversed the results of the game, swinging it in favour of a total English victory, just as I’d first marshalled all the advantages to our side. But then — less out of mercy than strategy — I decided to make the rare Argentinian victories immune to the virus: Verraco’s nightmare was that the game would tell the truth, not that it would lie, and if he failed on 2nd April or the Sheffield escaped, he’d feel cheated, more furious at me than humiliated by reality, which was where I really wanted him. So I limited the action of the virus to sequences whose outcomes I’d crudely rigged for an Argentinian victory. So the landing, for example, would be immune to the virus, unaltered, with the additional advantage that Verraco would be beside himself with coke-fuelled triumphalism when, on 1st May, the Vulcan slid through the night sky of Puerto Argentino, as invisible as the new moon, and left the airport useless for the duration, to any planes other than the rugged Hercules transport aircraft; and then, at first light, the Sea Harriers bombed the airport again — with a bit of luck the anti-aircraft defences might shoot down a couple at most — and the base at Goose Green, where they trashed the useless Pucarás on the ground — including the one that would never get off the ground to attack the 28,700 tonne aircraft carrier Hermes, et cetera. Luckily, I didn’t have to redo everything: the virus only speeded up the actions and reaction times of the English, and, save for the odd occasion, Verraco was always destined to lose. When he realised that the Skyhawks, Daggers or Mirages were no match for the Sea Harriers (our planes didn’t win a single dog-fight in the whole fucking war!), he’d begin to crack, and things would only get worse on the next screen, when Conqueror sank the Belgrano along with a third of its crew, while our only submarine, the San Luis, would manage to torpedo nothing more dangerous than a whale. The Exocet would give him a breather, but wouldn’t be enough to dispel the black cloud of the past gathering over his head. Because sinking the Sheffield also entailed that the Narwal could do little to halt the strafing of the Sea Harriers; that, of the crew of the freighter Isla de los Estados, only two would survive the attack by the ultra-equipped frigate Alacrity; that too many Skyhawks and their pilots would be lost just to put the destroyer Glasgow out of action; that on D-Day (how the victors love to repeat history) the English would land without too much trouble, just one frigate destroyed and two hit at the expense of ten of our Daggers and Skyhawks; and, although over the next few days we’d sink the Antelope and, on 25th May — our last schoolboy day of glory in the war — the Coventry and the all-important supply ship Atlantic Conveyor with another Exocet, the English were already established on the Islands, and three days later would take Darwin and Goose Green, cutting through us like a mower through a garden full of toads squatting in the grass. And the aircraft carrier Invincible would escape the Exocet that Argentina’s powerful desire and feeble destiny had in store for it, and in the days that followed the enemy troops would sight Puerto Argentino for the first time, surround our defences with their artillery and begin to pound us relentlessly in preparation for the final assault. It would all happen so fast that Verraco would relive every minute of those seventy-four days in one or two hours of game-time, the way they say a drowning man relives his whole life dissolved in the water filling his lungs. Longdon, Enriqueta, Dos Hermanas, Wireless, Tumbledown: repeating history without improving it, the virus would eat away his dreams one by one, leaving his fantasies as poor as his memories, snatching defeat from the jaws of defeat.
Chapter 4. SIDE SHOPPING MALL
The new building of the State Intelligence Secretariat lies in the bowels of the recently opened shopping mall at the junction of Avenida Córdoba and Calle Paraguay, and bears the same relationship to it as the tunnels of an ants’ nest do to the mound above — in this case a solid concrete sandstone-coated cube with no communication to the outside world other than two large entrances, around which the ants swirled in a strange inversion of nature: entering empty-handed and emerging fully laden. Pushing my way through — only a couple of them directed curious glances at my combat uniform — I made for a restricted-access lift that plunged like a lead weight into the depths of the building past all three floors of car park before depositing me in the officially non-existent fourth basement, the first of the descending series that bored into the foundations of the city. I came out into a narrow passageway bathed in the cold, familiar glare of fluorescent lights; on the day of its inauguration, I remember, it was as wide as an ordinary city street, but, in no time at all, an obstinate scale of divisions and partitions had narrowed it to such an extent that in several places you had to edge your way through. The uncommon degree of horror vacui that possesses the Argentinian civil service never ceases to amaze me: two days after moving their dossiers and lever-arch files and yellowing snake plants in plastic pots into the new building they were already drafting the first memorandum to request a division, starting by slicing every room in two widthwise, then lengthwise, putting up ever-shorter fluorescent tubes; then, wielding their formica, plywood and hardboard like broadswords, they advanced on the corridors, waiting rooms and halls, the most daring of them building kiosks in the middle of nowhere, which immediately began to secrete their own divisions, eventually merging with other nodes of growth, the way the separate parts of a coral atoll gradually coalesce. I’d been to Verraco’s section on several occasions before, but I could never follow the same route twice, because the building mutated and transformed like a living organism, faster than my sporadic visits would allow me to revise my mental map, and I had to make several detours before I eventually found it.