Mike took a deep breath, raised his arms to the sky, and shouted, “I command you, unclean spirit, whoever you are, along with all your minions now attacking this servant of God, by the mysteries of the incarnation, passion, resurrection, and ascension of our Lord Jesus Christ, by the descent of the Holy Spirit, by the coming of our Lord for judgment, that you tell me by some sign your name, and the day and hour of your departure. I command you, moreover, to obey me to the letter, I, who am a minister of God despite my unworthiness. Neither shall you be emboldened to harm in any way this creature of God, nor the bystanders, nor any of their possessions!”
In stunned disbelief I watched the demon fall to its knees, fear and loathing writ large on its face. I felt the bones of my back shift slightly as my legs twitched with new life, pins and needles tickling the skin while Mike, face beatific, continued his exorcism by reciting the King James version of Mark 16:15–18:
At that time Jesus said to His disciples: ‘Go ye into the whole world and preach the Gospel to every creature. He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be condemned! And these signs shall follow them that believe: in my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; they shall take up serpents, and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover!’
Hands to its head, the demon gibbered madly, red eyes rolling in their sockets as Mike lowered the crucifix, touching the thing’s forehead. With a final cry of misery and dismay, the demon collapsed facedown onto the ground. Black steam rose from the body and blew away in the slight breeze. Within moments its flesh began to bubble and sizzle, liquefying into a foul-smelling goop the same color as the asphalt.
“Jesus!” I breathed softly, then mentally apologized in case He had been paying attention.
“Don’t blaspheme, Jude.” Mike sounded exhausted, as if the juice of his life had bled out.
“Won’t happen again,” I muttered as I slowly heaved myself, groaning and grimacing, to my feet.
Despite the weariness that tugged at his face, Mike managed a tiny smile. “Don’t lie, it’s not nice.”
“Right, got it.” Pop, pop, pop went the bones of my back as I stood. “I’ll do the best I can, Mike.” Magical overload, backlash, ripped at my muscles, the result of too many Words used too quickly. I flogged my memory and realized that I’d used Healing at least ten times. With that came the cold awareness that I had come a gnat’s whisker from death.
“You okay, Jude?” Mike asked, taking me by the elbow.
“I think so,” I replied shakily, while taking mental inventory. Back … fine, arms, legs … fine and fine. Well, as fine as could be after kissing a bumper at full speed. “You should see the other guy.”
His lips twitched for a brief moment. “I have.”
Surprising enough, there were no other cars in sight. The highway was free and clear of impediments, the only vehicle a beat-up and dusty black Pontiac Grand Prix. Of the stranger/demon, only his clothes remained, floating in a puddle of noxious fluid.
“We have to go, Mike. I suggest we take the other car.”
Mike worried at his lower lip. “That’s stealing, Jude.”
I rolled my eyes. “It’s not like he needs it anymore, Mike. The man who owned that car died the second the demon took him over. It ate his soul.”
My friend’s eyes opened wide in shock and dismay at the horrible thought. “How-”
“Greater demons only have the capacity to eat souls that are corrupt and evil enough to act as a bridge between this world and Hell. I don’t know who that man was, but he was no sweetheart, I can assure you.”
We transferred our duffels and the metal box to the Grand Prix and made tracks as if the Devil himself dogged our heels.
Chapter Nine
Mike
Go to any town in America with a population of over three thousand and you can always find franchise hotels. Like weeds, they sprout up everywhere. That’s where we ended up, beat down and worn out from the events of the day, though it wasn’t yet noon.
Jude looked terrible, pasty white and drawn, the kind of terrible you see in cancer victims. When I asked, he shook his head and said, “The price of using too much Magic, Mike. It takes the starch out of you. It’s called Backlash.”
Funny, when you think of magic and all those fantasy books out there, you don’t think of magic as having a cost to the magician unless it’s misused. Maybe it wasn’t the providence of Satan; maybe Jude was right and it was neither good nor evil, but a kind of natural force to be harnessed, like sunlight or wind.
Before my philosophical musings could distract me from the present, I helped Jude into bed. He hit dreamland before his head hit the pillow. Deciding that food was my personal priority, I headed out and purchased a couple of pizzas. Pepperoni for myself and a meat lover’s for sleeping beauty, along with a two-liter of cola to wash it all down.
Back at the hotel, I set the pizza on a sideboard and took a slice, my stomach rumbling at the smell of cheese and grease. Before I could take a bite, Jude spoke up.
“Lord, Mike, that smells incredible.” His voice was roughened by fatigue.
I set the box containing the meat lover’s pizza next to him. “Try to breathe between bites,” I cautioned.
Later, content and belching, Jude said, “What was that, Mike? I’ve never seen the like, man. What sort of spell did you cast to dismiss the demon?”
“It was a Roman Catholic Rite of Exorcism, from De Exorcismis et Supplicationibus Quibusdam, or Of Exorcism and Certain Supplications.”
“So not a magic spell?”
I sighed. “No, Jude, although I can see how you’d think it could be.” Taking a sip of cola, I shot him a glance. “When that … demon threw me over the car, I think I blacked out for a second because the next thing I knew you hit the Corolla so hard I heard bones break.
“Jude, I saw red like never before, not even in Iraq during Desert Storm.” Another drink from my cup. “It was the wrath of the Lord, Jude. His Spirit filled me and I knew what I had to do, what would drive it out. No spell required, only the glory of God.”
Thanks to the food and rest some color finally crept back into his face. His hands, which had been shaking, had regained their customary steadiness. He licked his lips once, then twice before he said, “You were magnificent, Mike. That was one of the most incredible sights I’ve ever seen, man.” Before I had a chance to reply, his eyes closed and he began to snore.
I grinned. “Lovely. Well, sleep tight.” With that, I regarded the envelope next to me and realized it was a good time, as my younger parishioners might say, to ‘get my read on.’
A Knife Worth Having
Three years passed quietly, or as quietly as time ever passes in my Family. Henri died shortly after my introduction to the Voice, choking on his own vomit after one of his customary heroic bouts of drunkenness. His death was so cleverly arranged that I could hardly believe the twins had done it.
When Julian II and Philip died a year later, their fishing boat capsizing in the Gulf of Bothnia, I realized that Burke had been a very naughty boy indeed. Those deaths certainly hadn’t come at my hand. It didn’t take long for me to realize that Burke wanted Julian to think that it was I who provided the three with their exits so that when I met with an untimely death, Julian would have to turn to him as the next Family patriarch. I felt the big DayGlo bullseye reappear on my back and heightened my vigilence.
When I turned eighteen, Julian, in a demonstration of paternal pride at my survival and my apparent ‘terminal dismissal’ of my siblings, put me in charge of a small underground research facility outside of Livingston, New Jersey, where nothing of great note had ever been produced. Run by an abhorrent little scientist by the name of Gillan, it provided me the perfect shelter from Burke’s machinations, at least for a while. I’m not ashamed to admit that he scared the shit out of me.