After soaking in the shower for about a thousand years, I exited the tiny bathroom satisfyingly clean and pruny, toweling myself vigorously. “Your turn, big man,” I told Mike, who eyed my Billy Idol-like wet hair with much amusement. By the time he finished his shower (while abusing my ears with “Puff the Magic Dragon” at the top of his lungs), I was dry and dressed in black boxer briefs and a loosely fitting Police concert t-shirt.
“Hey, Jude,” he chuckled as he donned his own boxers. “What’s up? Ready to talk?”
Always with the Beatles reference … that’s what I get for choosing that name. “No, Mike. I’m ready to play show and tell, man.” With that I opened the door, letting in the cool night air. Outside was the motel’s cracked asphalt parking lot where Mike’s sad little Corolla sat all alone with no automobile companionship. The halogen light that should have made the lot bright as day was burned out. The conditions looked optimal for my purposes and the zillion stars in the moonless sky lent a bit of extra magic to the still air. The January cold bit at my bare feet and ankles, but I didn’t care.
“Show me what?” Mike inquired, pulling on a black t-shirt with the words HOLY ROLLER on the back.
Giving him an enigmatic smile, I began to whistle, much like when I dismissed the sprites that had taken the old man’s hat, but instead of a breeze through aspens, the whistle emerged like the haunting moan of wind wending around an old, decrepit house. Once again the sweet smell of lemongrass soothed me.
Mike’s mouth opened and I held up a hand to forestall any questions, keeping the eerie melody threading through my lips. One minute … two … my lips started to become numb and my mouth began to dry out. Just when I was about to call it quits and grab the stash of cypress leaves to help with summoning, I felt the smallest of air sprites wind around my legs.
“What is needed, Magus?” it asked in its whispery windy voice.
In the Language of Air, which was a trilling whistle, I said, “I ask that you reveal yourself to this human, O marvelous free one.” Fickle, mercurial air sprites, of all the elementals, were the most susceptible to flattery.
“And why should I do this, Magus?”
“It would fill him with awe and terror at your majesty,” I replied, laying it on thick as library paste.
I could almost feel the tiny sprite’s ego swell. It slinked its way over to a fair amount of rubbish (beer bottles, caps, gum and candy wrapper, etc.) and began to spin them round, swirling, cavorting in a fit of garbage glee. Motes of dust and dirt joined the two-foot tall tornado as it frolicked and danced toward Mike, whose eyelids had disappeared behind their orbs.
“J-Jude … what … what …?” he gabbled, pointing at the whirling garbage.
Usually I could shave with Mike’s wit, so you can imagine how pleased I felt watching his remarkable intellect say sayonara. As for the sprite, it was having the time of its life.
Then it said something that ripped the smile off my face. “This one smells of the Creator.”
“What do you mean, O wise one?” I whistled back in surprise.
Its laughter was the rustle of a zephyr across long grass. “Those who dedicate themselves to the service of the Creator always smell different … pure.”
Pure? The smell of God? Or was it the smell of God’s magic?
“Tell him I will touch him now.” Its tone was perfunctory, commanding.
Smiling, I said, “Mike, hold out your hands. Slowly, please.”
Gulping, he did as he was told. The dirt, dust and rubbish fell to the asphalt in a heap. Leaping on the hapless priest, it swirled around his arms, moving faster and faster until his hands shook as if palsied.
“Jude, what’s going on?”
“He’s shaking your hands, man.”
“What is this? What is it? It’s not going to do anything … drastic, is it?”
“It’s an air sprite and it’s checking you out. It’s curious, I don’t think it’s ever been this close to a priest before.”
“What do you mean?” he asked, trying to keep his trembling hands under control. “How does it know I’m a priest?”
“Smell.”
“It smells my priestliness?” His voice took on a ragged edge as he strove to maintain his composure.
The sprite disengaged, whirled around my legs a couple more times and flittered off, whistling its breezy laughter.
“Mike, to a person sensitive to magic, a magus, Elemental magic, all magic, has a … well … smell I guess is the correct word. Every magus experiences those smells differently. When I do a Healing, I smell cinnamon, but another magus might smell antiseptic or chocolate-chip cookies. Elementals have the same kind of sense, but for them it’s much more keen. When it ‘smelled’ you, it said you smelled ‘of the Creator.’ God.”
He stared at me for perhaps five seconds before turning around and walking inside. I hurried to catch up. “What’s wrong?”
Large muscles bunched and unbunched as he threw his arms up in frustration. “What’s wrong? You just whistled up what you told me is an air sprite and that you and it can smell my priestliness! Also, you did magic. Magic. Magic!”
“Saying the word more than once doesn’t make it any less real, man.”
He responded to my sarcasm with a dyspeptic glare. “Magic, Jude. Not what our lot really believes in or encounters on a day-to-day basis.”
I raised my hands, trying to placate the big man. “Elemental magic, Mike. Neither good nor evil, it merely is … like the weather. Elementals know of God, they call him the Creator and respect him. It’s man they really don’t care for.”
“Oh, this is heavy,” he muttered, sitting on the edge of his bed. “Elemental magic … creatures outside my ken.” He looked up, face drawn. “Traveling with you sure is interesting.” After a moment, he narrowed his eyes. “How can you see those things?”
Sitting next to him, I leaned forward and rested my elbows on my thighs. “Magi can see what you normal people can’t. It’s part and parcel of the whole magus bit. And don’t worry, man, it’ll get stranger than this because there’s a lot more to this world than you can possibly imagine. Some good, some evil, but most of it neither.”
“I don’t know if I can accept it. Oh, I believe it, but accepting it is another thing entirely. I was taught that magic is the exclusive realm of diabolical forces.”
It took heroic self-control on my part not to point out that I looked upon exorcism as a Catholic rite of magic, but I didn’t want to open that can of worms while he still reeled from the night’s revelations. How would you take it?
Sighing, I chose my words carefully. “Mike, God created the world and all the spirits and sprites within. The magic in the plants, the elementals … all created by God in His infinite wisdom. As for the Words, that I don’t know.”
“Words?”
“There are Words that do things … magical things, like healing and such,” I sighed. “There are twelve Words of Great Power that a Magus can use. Most only master three or four, but they can do much with those. An Adept can master up to nine and with those he can achieve wonders you wouldn’t believe.
“But Mike, the real, evil magic-the magic that can corrupt a soul and shatter the world-is in the Thirty Words.” I held up a clenched fist. “Thirty Words of such virulence and destruction that their origin can only be infernal.”
Moments passed as the priest considered what I had said. “What are they?”
I shook my head. “No one knows, unless they have the Silver. The Silver holds the Words and conveys them to the Magus, but not all of them. One, two, maybe three Words are all a Magus can handle because they are too much … too alien for his or her mind to hold on to. As soon as the Magus releases the Silver, the Words leave.” Memories I had long tried to forget surfaced. “It takes a very special kind of Magus to hold more than three out of the Thirty Words, and God help the world if that happens.”