"That's right"-I didn't turn around in the seat.
"For what time?"
"For a little after ten. The time I figured I'd have the Conway business finished."
The county attorney grunted. He sounded more than a mite disappointed. "Who was the girl?"
"None of your-"
"Wait a minute, Lou!" Bob eased his foot off the gas, and turned onto Derrick Road. "Howard, you're getting way out of line. You're kind of a newcomer out this way-been here eight years now, ain't you? — but you still ought to know better'n to ask a man a question like that."
"What the hell?" said Hendricks. "It's my job. It's an important question. If Ford had himself a date last night, it-well"-he hesitated-"it shows that he planned on being there instead of-well, uh-some place else. You see what I mean, Ford?"
I saw, all right, but I wasn't going to tell him so. I was just old dumb Lou from Kalamazoo. I wouldn't be thinking about an alibi, because I hadn't done anything to need an alibi for.
"No," I drawled, "I reckon I don't know what you mean. To come right down to cases, and no offense meant, I figured you'd done all the jawing you had to do when I talked to you an hour or so ago."
"Well, you're dead wrong, brother!" He glared at me, red-faced, in the rearview mirror. "I've got quite a few more questions. And I'm still waiting for the answer to the last one I asked. Who was the-"
"Drop it, Howard!" Bob jerked his head curtly. "Don't ask Lou that again, or I'm personally going to lose my temper. I know the girl. I know her folks. She's one of the nicest little ladies in town, and I ain't got the slightest doubt Lou had a date with her."
Hendricks scowled, gave out with an irritated laugh. "I don't get it. She's not too nice to sl-well, skip it-but she's too nice to have her name mentioned in the strictest confidence. I'm damned if I can understand a deal like that. The more I'm around you people the less I can understand you."
I turned around, smiling, looking friendly and serious. For a while, anyway, it wasn't a good idea to have anyone sore at me. And a guy that's got something on his conscience can't afford to get riled.
"I guess we're a pretty stiff-necked lot out here, Howard," I said. "I suppose it comes from the fact that this country was never very thickly settled, and a man had to be doggoned careful of the way he acted or he'd be marked for life. I mean, there wasn't any crowd for him to sink into-he was always out where people could see him."
"So?"
"So if a man or woman does something, nothing bad you understand, but the kind of thing men and women have always been doing, you don't let on that you know anything about it. You don't, because sooner or later you're going to need the same kind of favor yourself. You see how it is? It's the only way we can go on being human, and still hold our heads up."
He nodded indifferently. "Very interesting. Well, here we are, Bob."
Sheriff Maples pulled off the pavement and parked on the shoulder of the road. We got out, and Hendricks nodded toward the weed-grown trail which led up to the old Branch house. He jerked his head at it, and then turned and looked at me.
"Do you see that track through there, Ford? Do you know what caused that?"
"Why, I reckon so," I said. "A flat tire."
"You admit that? You concede that a track of that kind would have to be there, if you had a flat tire?"
I pushed back my Stetson, and scratched my head. I looked at Bob, frowning a little. "I don't guess I see what you boys are driving at," I said. "What's this all about, Bob?"
Of course, I did see. I saw that I'd made one hell of a bonehead play. I'd guessed it as soon as I saw the track through the weeds, and I had an answer ready. But I couldn't come out with it too fast. It had to be done easy-like.
"This is Howard's show," said the sheriff. "Maybe you'd better answer him, Lou."
"Okay," I shrugged. "I've already said it once. A flat tire makes that kind of track."
"Do you know," said Hendricks slowly, "when that track was made?"
"I ain't got the slightest idea," I said. "All I know is that my car didn't make it."
"You're a damned li-Huh?" Hendrick's mouth dropped open foolishly. "B-but-"
"I didn't have a flat when I turned off the highway."
"Now, wait a minute! You-"
"Maybe you better wait a minute," Sheriff Bob interrupted. "I don't recollect Lou tellin' us his tire went flat here on Derrick Road. Don't recall his sayin' anything of the kind."
"If I did say it," I said, "I sure as heck didn't mean to. I knew I had a puncture, sure; I felt the car sway a little. But I turned off in the lane before the tire could really go down."
Bob nodded and glanced at Hendricks. The county attorney suddenly got busy lighting a cigarette. I don't know which was redder-his face or the sun pushing up over the hills.
I scratched my head again. "Well," I said, "Ireckon it's none of my business. But I sure hope you fellows didn't chew up a good tire makin' that track."
Hendricks' mouth was working. Bob's old eyes sparkled. Off in the distance somewhere, maybe three-four miles away, there was a suck-whush as a mudhog drilling pump began to growl. Suddenly, the sheriff whuffed and coughed and let out a wild whoop of laughter.
"Haw, haw, haw!" he boomed. "Doggone it, Howard, if this ain't the funniest-haw, haw, haw-"
And then, Hendricks started laughing, too. Restrained, uncomfortable, at first; then, plain unashamed laughter. I stood looking on, grinning puzzledly, like a guy who wanted to join in but didn't know the score.
I was glad now that I'd made that bonehead mistake. When a man's rope slides off you once, he's mighty cautious about making a second throw.
Hendricks slapped me on the back. "I'm a damned fool, Lou. I should have known better."
"Say," I said, letting it dawn on me at last. "You don't mean you thought I-"
"Of course, we didn't think so," said Bob, warmly. "Nothing of the kind."
"It was just something that had to be looked into," Hendricks explained. "We had to have an answer for it. Now, you didn't talk much to Conway last night, did you?"
"No," I said. "It didn't seem to me like a very good time to do much talking."
"Well, I talked to him, Bob, I did. Rather he talked to us. And he's really raring and tearing. This woman- what's her name, Lakeland? — is as good as dead. The doctors say she'll never regain consciousness, so Conway isn't going to be able to lay the blame for this mess on her. Naturally, then, he'll want to stick someone else with it; he'll be snatching at straws. That's why we have to head him off on anything that looks-uh-even mildly peculiar."
"But, shucks," I said, "anyone could see what happened. Elmer'd been drinking, and he tried to push her around, and-"
"Sure. But Conway don't want to admit that. And he won't admit it, if there's any way out."
We all rode in the front seat going back to town. I was in the middle, squeezed in between the sheriff and Hendricks; and all of a sudden a crazy notion came over me. Maybe I hadn't fooled 'em. Maybe they were putting on an act, just like I was. Maybe that was why they'd put me in the middle, so I couldn't jump out of the car.
It was a crazy idea, of course, and it was gone in a moment. But I started a little before I could catch myself.
"Feelin' twitchy?" said Bob.
"Just hunger pains," I grinned. "I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon."
"Wouldn't mind a bite myself," Bob nodded. "How about you, Howard?"
"Might be a good idea. Mind stopping by the courthouse first?"
"Huh-uh," said Bob. "We go by there and we're apt not to get away. You can call from the restaurant-call my office, too, while you're at it."
Word of what had happened was already all over town, and there was a lot of whispering and gawking as we pulled up in front of the restaurant. I mean, there was a lot of whispering and gawking from the newcomers, the oil workers and so on. The old timers just nodded and went on about their business.