“Then the baby will be fine.”
She leant over, gave me a hard kiss, said,
“I’m up to me arse in love with you.”
Like I said, blow you away.
I caught a cab at Dominic Street. He began,
“You know the trouble with Man U?”
As I got out at the hospital, he was saying,
“Know who I blame?”
Jeff was at reception, said,
“Let’s go out, I need a smoke.”
“But you quit.”
“Jack…like I need a lecture from you?”
Fair enough. He looked awful. I’ve been wrecked so often, I’m surprised it’s ever someone else. I didn’t mention that. I shook loose the cigs, fired the Zippo, and he gulped down that smoke, said,
“If I’d coke, I’d demolish it.”
In the time I’d known Jeff, he was Mr Cool. Never no fuss, no moods, just glided on by. Life had him by the balls now. I said,
“Do I say congratulations…buy cigars or what?”
“She had the baby.”
“Boy or girl…oh…and what weight?”
“A girl. How would I know the weight? She’s a tiny wee thing.”
There! Right there was a difference. Jeff from The Big Lebowski was a father. All in a tone of voice. From hippie to protector in a few words. Truly astonishing. He was into it now.
“We’ve been here all day. Cathy, Jeez man, she’s good as gold. Then six o’clock, said they’d do a section. I’m like sick, Jack. The nurse comes down, gives me her jewellery, I thought she’d died. Fuck, man, the whole world ended. Lose her and I’m totally gone.”
For a moment he was, then snapped back.
“Ten to seven, they’re going, ‘Congratulations, you are a father,’ but muted, man. I knew something was off. They show me this little bundle, and it’s my daughter. I know nothing about babies, Jack, but she seems…limp. The paediatrician comes along, says, ‘I am so sorry, your baby has Down’s syndrome.’ ”
I think he’s going to pass out.
“Jeff, yo buddy, can I get you something, tea, coffee…a drink?”
He takes another cig but not a light, goes,
“I can’t get my head around it, is it cystic fibrosis, which flogging horror? I can get the names but not the details. Here’s the tune, pal, but we can’t help with the lyrics.”
Long pause as he gasps for second breath, then,
“OK, the guy explains it. She has an extra chromosome; she’s mild, which means she’ll take six months a year to catch up on other kids. I go down to Cathy, and you know what she says, Jack?”
I shook my head. Speak?…I couldn’t even smoke.
“She says, ‘Darling, I’ve let you down.’ I’ll carry those words to my grave. The nurse handed me the baby, and Cathy asks, ‘Do you love her, love?’ ”
Then he physically dredged himself up, handed me the unlit cig, said,
“No, I won’t be using them.”
“Good man, you’ve got a daughter to raise.”
They called her Serena May. Serena for the old Karmic vibe and May for “May all her dreams come true.” Asked me to be the godfather. Jeff had invited me up to see the mother and daughter, and in that hospital room, I felt like an intruder. At first I demurred, saying,
“I’m not the godfather type.”
Cathy gave me the look, so I added,
“I’d be privileged to be the guardian.”
Jeff handed the baby to me and I made all the guy protests till Cathy said,
“Oh, go on, be a bad influence already.”
Took her. This minute being, no more weight than half a pint, opens her eyes and looks. I said,
“She’s eyeballing me.”
Jeff said,
“She knows about ‘the guards’.”
I realised then for a fleeting moment what Thomas Merton knew. Serena didn’t have an extra chromosome; it was us, the normal ones, who were lacking the added spark. Would I could have held on to that moment, if I could have just sampled the energy for a little longer. I’d no longer need oblivion. Such knowledge is shocking, and few can handle it with care. I was even less able than I’d have imagined.
Back to Hidden Valley by four. The light in the kitchen. Laura was huddled in the armchair and immediately blurted out,
“He was here, he was waiting when I came in. I didn’t see him at first and he gave me a terrible start. He seemed to think that was funny. He said he’s a social worker who takes his work seriously and felt he should make a house call as you are drinking so much. He asked if I was your wife or if I was even Ann Henderson, and then he said that you, for an alcoholic, sure do manage to pull a lot of women and what was the attraction? Couldn’t I find a normal guy or was this just some kind of weird kick?”
That she was now shaking uncontrollably tore my guts. I went over, bent down, said,
“It’s OK now. I’m here and I won’t leave you.”
She grabbed hold of me, pulled me tight, said,
“He said he was a friend of yours, Jack.”
“OK…did he touch you?”
“No.”
“You sure?”
“Jack, he scared me.”
“It’s all right, honest; we’ll go to bed and I’ll hold you close, and nothing like this will ever happen again.”
She believed me. As she drifted off to sleep, wrapped tight round me, I so badly wanted to go get the 9mm, go right round and blow his sick fucking head off. Those moments definitely influenced everything that subsequently happened. If I had to pinpoint one second when I made the worst judgement of my life, I’d say it began then.
Brendan Flood rang at noon the next day. Had the address and Bryson’s work itinerary. I asked,
“How’d you get all this stuff?”
“The Lord provides.”
“He sure does.”
“I mentioned you at our group.”
“Group?”
“We meet for prayers, say the rosary, ask for healing.”
“I see.”
Did I?
“Your name will be uttered for the next nine weeks.”
Nine weeks, 9mm…ammunition of all kinds.
“Thanks, I think.”
“Don’t mock, Jack. Miracles happen; look at how I’ve repented.”
That’s what worried me. I rang Jury’s and got a very groggy Keegan. I asked,
“Can we meet?”
“Oh, God, what time is it? What country is it?”
“ Ireland.”
“Shit, I thought I went home.”
“Can you find the GBC at three?”
“Is it a pub?”
“It’s a café.”
“Not a pub?”
“We have work to do.”
“Then it should be a pub.”
And he hung up.
I considered bringing the gun, but wasn’t Keegan as much weapon as anyone needs? He was late. I ordered a tea. The waitress said,
“We have lovely scones.”
“So my mother says.”
Her ears went back, interest riding high, asked,
“Do I know her?”
Time to shut her down, said,
“Hardly, she’s dead.”
No more pleasantries. When Keegan arrived, he got short shrift, and he said,
“That’s the first unpleasant person I’ve met in Ireland.”
“You think so? She offered me scones.”
“Fuck her.”
Despite this, he seemed remarkably chipper. I said so. He produced a silver hip flask. It had the Galway emblem. He said,
“My chick got it for me. It’s got poteen.”
“Poitín.”
“Didn’t I say that?”
“Sure you did.”
He took a hefty slug, said,
“Argh…the waitress looks better already. Want a blast?”
“No, thanks. Bryson’s been round my house.”
I then relayed the events of the last few days, including Jeff’s baby. He said,
“Down’s syndrome. There was a villain on my patch, he had a little girl like that.”
“How was she?”
He lit up.
“ Chelsea, yea, I remember her name. Oh, she was a beauty, class act. Alas, I used her to hit at her old man.”
“What?”