"Seasick in Portsmouth, and adrift in old Ariadne. In harbor," Kenyon added with relish. "Took an hour to report to our first officer after he stepped below."
"Still, he learned quickly," Railsford said, chuckling at the image of Lewrie "casting his accounts" over the side of a ship safely moored in Portsmouth. "Some learn faster than others. I've no qualms about his prospects, if you don't."
"Did I not learn, sir?" Alan interrupted, directing his gaze to Kenyon. "So many things. About the Navy. And people."
Damned if he was going to sit there being discussed like a thing, and damned if he was going to let Kenyon lay doubts about him. Kenyon almost choked on a sip of wine at the last comment.
"Enough to stand before a board, I'll warrant," Railsford went on, oblivious to Alan's little verbal shot. "Captain Treghues sent me a packet for you, Lewrie. Letter of recommendation, and a list of some questions you'll likely be challenged with. Ah, here's the one about outfitting a ship from truck to keel. And some other posers he's heard about over his years."
"I'm most grateful for any aid from him, sir."
"Didn't exactly love you when you first joined Desperate, did he?" Railsford shrugged. "Our late captain did not hold with dueling, and our Alan here had just put some Army bastard's lights out."
"Yes, I heard about that," Kenyon said. "Even if the girl was your admiral's niece, I'd not have approved, either."
"Well, I can say it now he's got his new command and is gone from us," Railsford stated. "Captain Treghues played the most devilish favorites, sometimes for the worst people. It was feast or famine for everyone, and no sense to it, no way of knowing how one may have offended."
"His cater-cousin, Midshipman Forrester, sir." Alan grimaced.
"Thank God we left the surly turd at Yorktown," Railsford said with a laugh. "Yet, prejudiced as he was in the beginning, he came 'round to appreciate Mister Lewrie, so his praise is doubly blessed."
"To everything there is a season, so to speak, sir," Kenyon replied. "Approbation or shame. But did your captain shun the worthy and praise the unworthy by seasons, sir? Then perhaps… well, if he had learned of young Alan's past, and if he was, as I've heard, a perfect Tartar on religion and proper behavior, who's to know why Captain Treghues would recommend him now so highly. Or is it more of the same?"
"You speak of Mister Lewrie's antecedents, sir?" Railsford bristled a little at his first officer. "Our purser's brother straightened that out for him. There's no shame in having a shady past, or a Corinthian brothel-dandy for a father, if one may rise above it, sir. Excuse me, Mister Lewrie, if I portray your father in that light."
"One might add forgerer, thief, bigamist, false witness and bugger, sir," Alan ticked off cheerfully. "I'm told he only sticks his head out o' Sundays when he can't be taken for debts."
"There's no family so blameless the light of day wouldn't turn up a rogue or two, Mister Kenyon. All the more reason to wish Lewrie well with the examining board, since he's risen so far above his own. A captain must not become too familiar with his officers and crew, so I will most definitely not mention the rumors of smuggling and ship-wrecking spoken about the Railsford's in the past back in Weymouth." He gave them a look in conclusion that indicated they should laugh.
"I must confess I was not bound for the sea from the time I was breeched, sir, as you were," Alan said to Railsford. "But, once I did get to sea, and I found my legs, as it were, I must own to an ambition to become a commission officer and serve as best I can."
Oh God, Alan thought, if I heard another shit-sack like me spout such things, I believe I'd box his ears first and then spew in his lap. Damn Kenyon! First poison about my abilities, now these slurs on Treghues' opinion, and my past. Surely Railsford can see the bastard's prejudiced against me! I'll most likely fail the board and then he'll have me triced up and ruined if I don't put him in his place now!
"One would think you harbored some grievance against Lewrie yourself, Mister Kenyon," Railsford chid his first officer.
"I wish him fortune with the board, sir, though I doubt he's seasoned enough to be a commission officer yet," Kenyon countered with a beatific grin that belied his motives. He did look a little desperate, though, as he realized that he had overstepped the bounds of subtlety. He had his own place to earn with Railsford in this new ship.
"Perhaps, sir," Alan said to Railsford, "Mister Kenyon remembers my first days aboard old Ariadne, when I as much confessed to him that I did not wish to make the sea my calling. But, Mister Kenyon, I remember as well, you once told me that you were not enamored of going to sea when you first joined, but that certain reasons made it necessary. Would your own personal history be reflected upon mine? Ordinarily I would not presume to inquire, but this seems such an informal occasion. Perhaps your beginning might make a merry tale."
Squirm your way out of that, you whoreson! Alan thought happily.
"Yes, Mister Kenyon. How did you get your ha'porth of tar?" Railsford asked, pouring them another glassful as the salad arrived.
Kenyon had not expected such a frontal attack, and he turned queasy as a land-lubber in a full gale. But, over the years, he had invented a plausible past, and had polished it with retelling, so whatever unnatural act he had committed that forced him to sea "to make a man of him" had been submerged. It should have tripped from his lips without effort, usually. And he began it, but didn't quite gain that casual, bluff and hearty, tarry-handed air he usually affected.
"Well, sir, boys will be wild animals, you know…" he started with a shaky laugh, taking time to glare evilly at Lewrie in warning.
That carried them through soup and salad. Commander Railsford in his turn related his own entry into the Navy after that, and through most of the main course, unbending from the stiffness, aloofness and anonymity expected of a captain who held the lives and careers of his dining companions in his hands for good or ill.
At least, Alan noted, Kenyon dropped his dirge about Alan being so unready for the attempt at a commission, and watched him with a chary eye for the rest of the dinner, never knowing at what moment he might pop up with another question, or a veiled comment that would expose him.
The man sipped from the same glass of wine all through dinner, and sweated as though he had been forced to stoke the fires of Hell, which gave Alan a great deal of pleasure to witness.
Chapter 5
Feeling nervous as a kit-fox who has just heard the hunter's horn, Alan Lewrie climbed through the entry port into Barfleur on the morning appointed for his ordeal. The waters in English Harbor had been swarming with boats trying to ply oars as midshipmen from all the vessels currently present had assembled to the summoning flag pendants, bearing their hopeful occupants.
He clutched his canvas-wrapped documents to his breast after he had saluted the side-party and the quarterdeck, feeling an urge to read through them once more to assure his twanging nerves that they were still all there, and that they still sang his praises as nicely as they had when he had first received them.
Treghues had penned a fulsome letter from his new command in Capricieuse. His aptly named capriciousness of mood had indeed turned full circle, and now Midshipman Lewrie had been one of his best junior warrants right from the start, more mature and quicker of mind than any young man he had ever met, etc.