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technology, and death.

So with thanks you should assess

how we squeeze blood from the press,

and stifle every breath.

With newsprint’s satanic art

I’ve pierced the Saviour’s heart.

Now the way is clear,

and like Judas we’ll betray

our neighbours every day.

The Anti-Christ is here!

(Waltz of the Hyenas around the corpses.)

THE HYENAS

That’s right! That’s right!

With sharpened claw

we join the fight

and guzzle gore.

We slake our thirst,

our fists are tight,

so do your worst!

The price is right.

Guzzle, muzzle,

stir the pot.

Prices bubble,

drink it hot!

That’s life! That’s life!

With eager paw

we plunge the knife

and bathe in gore.

Just join the dance,

keep up the fight

as if in trance.

The price is right.

Guzzle, muzzle,

stir the pot.

Prices bubble,

drink it hot!

Our thirst we slake

by drinking gore,

squeezed by our paw.

With sharpened claw

we bathe in gore.

The price is right.

Sleep tight, sleep tight!

You’ve lost the fight.

Abracadabra!

That’s right! That’s right!

(The Hyenas cluster around the corpses.)

(Three gossip columnists appear.)

FIRST GOSSIP COLUMNIST

A silver lining illumines the skies.

The waltz, not the tango, has won the first prize.

SECOND GOSSIP COLUMNIST

No need any longer for asking what ails one.

We greet the arrival of travelling salesmen.

THIRD GOSSIP COLUMNIST

Life’s become easier, so we can give thanks

to the captains of industry who run our banks.

FIRST

No longer a loner, I make a good fist

of adding more names to the attendance list.

SECOND

The race is no longer just for the few.

I’m proud to be granted an interview.

THIRD

Now Mars no longer reigns supreme,

men about town shape the social scene.

FIRST

Those who’ve survived can keep hale and hearty.

Methinks I scent the morning air, so let us join the party!

SECOND

Fashion designers are launching new angles.

Frau Fanto’s dress simply sparkles with spangles.

THIRD

The upper circle won’t be empty for long,

as new arrivals join the merry throng.

FIRST

If the crush is too great, there’d be a sensation,

for all are engaged in polite conversation.

SECOND

The usual suspects announce their arrival.

Where would we be without their survival?

THIRD

Prince Salvator walks with elastic stride.

Three Honorary Counsellors come for the ride.

FIRST

Two Consul Generals don’t want to be missed

from our overflowing attendance list.

SECOND

Check the list of the fallen? That would be a waste!

Those present include all men of good taste.

THIRD

Such a grand occasion — and so “déjà vu”:

It’s ’im ’n me ’n ’er ’n us ’n you!

FIRST

So many stars, the smartest set!

The world just ain’t seen nothing yet!

SECOND

Field Marshal Höfer’s here, but not the General Staff.

The news from the front gives us no cause to laugh.

THIRD

World history has reached its carnival night.

Now we see what made the nations fight.

FIRST

The response of the enemy’s only a rumour,

but we’ll never lose our unique sense of humour.

SECOND

All classes are present, the show’s reached its height,

and the kids will be dancing throughout the long night.

THIRD

Will it still feel so good when the carnival closes?

The Devil’s new partner is tuberculosis!

(They make their escape.)

(Now the whole horizon is covered with clouds of smoke. A moon flecked with scarlet emerges from black-and-yellow clouds which are fringed with colourful shreds. On the battlefield military units are retreating in chaotic disorder. Three armoured vehicles appear. Men and animals in panic-stricken flight. A babble of voices.)

FIRST VOICE

Our firepower’s repelled the latest attack,

but shivers of panic run right down my back.

SECOND VOICE

To capture their trench was a daring feat,

but I fear we’ll soon be forced to retreat.

THIRD VOICE

We’ve forced the enemy to fall back,

but what the devil’s the point of that?

FOURTH VOICE

Such a short-term victory is hardly God’s gift.

Two of our comrades are sadly missed.

FIRST

I fear that our losses may be many more,

and now we are burdened with prisoners of war.

SECOND

The enemy threatens from every side.

An infant and two civilians have died.

THIRD

Our long-range cannon have hit the mark,

but where are the children who played in the park?

FOURTH

The military damage could be far worse,

but we’ve suffered casualties, both foot and horse.

FIRST

Our mates over there who are throwing a party

must be the Bavarians, hale and hearty.

SECOND

And those who are raising the cheers that disturb us

must be those doughty Wurttembergers.

THIRD

So many brave men, risking their life,

hail from all parts of the German Reich.

FOURTH

And others whose exploits show hair-raising daring

are hot-blooded warriors speaking Hungarian.

FIRST

Our Bulgarian allies are on the retreat,

but we drive them forward to stave off defeat.

SECOND

And those who manoeuvre in spasms and jerks?

They’re our Islamic allies, the Ottoman Turks.

THIRD

Those cracking their whips to give others a thrashing

can only be German — and probably Prussian!

FOURTH

And who’s losing heart now the rain’s caused a flood?

An Austrian army, stuck in the mud!

THIS VOICE

Our forces undoubtedly are in the soup,

the counterattack’s coming cock-a-hoop.

THAT VOICE

With fierce battle cries the proud German shouts:

“You must be the Frogs, but we are the Krauts!”

DIFFERENT VOICES

Can we still be allies when anything goes?

Do the foes shoot their friends or the friends shoot their foes?

OTHER VOICES

The claims of true brotherhood hardly require

casualties caused by our guns’ friendly fire.

ALL TOGETHER

The crisis has reached its acutest extreme!

We’re repelling the danger as if in a dream.

AUSTRIAN VOICE

Salvation at last for us band of brothers:

the sky is transformed into Austrian colours!

GERMAN VOICE

Dead wrong, old boy! Don’t make me laugh:

the German colours run up the flag-staff!

AUSTRIAN VOICE

Don’t talk such tripe! Just look here, young feller:

on your side it’s black, on ours it’s bright yellow.

GERMAN VOICE

Heavens alive! We won’t throw in the spanner:

dead Germans salute the Imperial banner.

BOTH TOGETHER

The stars in the heavens make us all feel bolder.

We’re proud to be fighting shoulder to shoulder.