“Field Medic Second Class Haladdin and Sergeant Tzerlag of the Cirith Ungol Rangers. Although it doesn’t matter now.”
“Why not?” the lieutenant raised an eyebrow. “Quite a distinguished regiment. If I remember correctly, we met last fall at Osgiliath – the men of Ithilien were defending the southern flank then. By the fist of Tulkas, it was an excellent battle!”
“I’m afraid that now is not the best time to reminisce about those knightly exploits – we’re interested in more recent events. What team had massacred this camp? Name of commanding officer, number, task, direction of movement? And no fooling: we’re not inclined to dither, as you may guess.”
The baron shrugged: “Quite legal questions. The company is made up of Easterling mercenaries commanded by Eloar, an Elf; as I understand it, he’s a relative of some Lórien ruler. Number: nine people. Their task is roving patrol of a stretch of desert next to the highway and mop-up of said territory as a counter-insurgency measure. Are you satisfied?”
Haladdin closed his eyes involuntarily and once again saw a toy bactrian made of woolen threads, trampled into a pool of coagulated blood. So that’s what they call it: ‘mopping up territory.’ Good to know.
“So how did you end up in the regrettable position in which we found you, Baron?”
“I’m afraid that it’s such an unlikely story that you will not believe me.”
“Then I will tell you myself. You have attempted to stop this ‘mop-up’ and wounded one of the mercenaries, perhaps even killed one. Correct?”
The Gondorian looked at them in obvious consternation. “How the hell do you know that?”
“That’s not important. Strange behavior for a lieutenant of Gondor, though.”
“It’s proper behavior for a soldier and a gentleman,” the prisoner replied drily. “I hope that you will not view my accidental admission as an attempt to plead for my life.”
“Oh, don’t worry, Baron. I believe that the sergeant and I owe you at least a partial payment on this debt; looks like it’s our turn to behave foolishly…” He looked back at the Orocuen; the latter hesitated, but then gestured acceptance: do as you think best.
“Forgive my not-so-idle curiosity: what will you do if we set you free?”
“Honestly, I’m not sure. Here, in Mordor, if the Elves capture me they will finish what Eloar’s men started, even if not in such an exotic manner. There’s nothing to come back to in Gondor: my King is dead, and I do not intend to serve his murderer and usurper…”
“What do you mean, Baron? We had no news since Pelennor.”
“Denethor died a horrible death; supposedly he immolated himself on a funeral pyre. The very next day there was a ready claimant to the throne. You see, there’s an old legend, which no one has taken seriously before, that the ruling Anarion dynasty is only taking care of the throne for the descendants of the mythical Isildur. Such a descendant has shown up – one Aragorn, of the northern rangers. To prove his dynastic rights he produced a sword, supposedly the legendary Andúril, although who had ever seen this Andúril? He also performed several healings by laying of hands, although all those healed were from among his northern followers… Prince Faramir, the heir apparent, retired to Ithilien and is supposedly a prince there under the eye of Captain Beregond – the same one who confirmed Denethor’s ‘self-immolation.’”
“And no one in the West objected to all this?”
“Aragorn’s Secret Guard – rumor has it that they’re all living dead, animated by Elvish magic – had quickly taught Gondorians not to ask such questions. As for Éomer, they get whatever they want from him, which is not surprising, since his sister is under guard with Faramir in Ithilien. Actually, it appears that Aragorn himself is an Elvish puppet, and the real ruler of Gondor is Arwen – his wife from Lórien.”
“What about our home, Mordor?”
“Barad-Dur has been razed to the ground. The Elves are now forming a kind of a local administration from all sorts of trash. It seems to me that they are destroying all remnants of civilization and are systematically hunting down anyone with an education. I think they intend to push your people back into the Stone Age.”
“What about your people?”
“I think that our turn will come, but for now they need us.”
Tzerlag broke the ensuing silence. “All right. First we need to finish burying the people of this camp. After that you can do whatever, but I intend to collect a debt from this – what’s his name? – Eloar. The owner of the blue yurt was my aunt twice-removed, so it’s a blood feud now.” “May I join you, Sergeant?” Tangorn asked unexpectedly, and explained to the puzzled Orocuen: “They took my sword, a family heirloom. It would be nice to get the Slumber-maker back; besides, I would rather like to send these guys my regards from beyond the grave.”
The scout studied the Gondorian directly for some time, then nodded: “Tangorn… I do remember you from Osgiliath last year. It was you that took down Detz-Zeveg, the ‘King of the Spearmen.’”
“Right, I have had this honor.”
“The only thing is, we don’t have a sword to fit you. Ever use a scimitar?”
“I’ll figure it out somehow.”
“All right, then.”
Chapter 11
Mordor, near the Old Núrnen Highway
Night of April 11, 3019
“Where have you studied languages, Baron?”
“Well, I’ve spent over six years in Umbar and Khand, if that’s what you mean, but I’ve started at home. Prince Faramir – we’re childhood friends – has an excellent library, mostly in Eastern languages, of course; could I let it go unused? That’s why I’m here in Mordor, actually – I wanted to sift through the wreckage. Put together a whole bag of books; those guys took it, by the way, together with the Slumber-maker,” Tangorn nodded towards the double-crested dune, where darkness hid Eloar’s camped company, tracked by Tzerlag. “Among other things I’ve found a loose page of excellent verse I haven’t seen before:
Would you happen to know the author?”
“That’s Saheddin. Strictly speaking, he’s a wizard and an alchemist, not a poet. He publishes verse from time to time, and claims that he’s only a translator of texts created in other worlds. You’re right, the poetry’s great.”
“Damn, but that’s a cute idea! For sure one can describe the World in a myriad ways, but a true poetic text where you can’t change a single letter has to be the most precise and economical one, and universal for that reason alone! If there is anything in common between various worlds, it has to be poetry… and music, of course. Such texts must exist before us, written into the very fabric of what Is and what Could Be by the sound of a seashell, the pain of unrequited love, the smell of spring forest – one must only learn to perceive them… Poets do this intuitively, but what if this Saheddin discovered a formal method for doing so? Why not?”
“Right, something like modern geology to look for ores, rather than unreliable guesses of the diviners. So you, too, think that the World is Text?”