I hesitated, feeling a bit like a mother wavering at the thought of handing a beloved child over to a stern East German nanny. Yes, the woman might make sure the child was fed, but she wouldn’t love it.
“Brooklyn.” She snapped her fingers.
I don’t know why I faltered. The book belonged to Layla. Aside from that, she was my employer. I exhaled heavily and carefully handed her the wrapped parcel, then had to watch as she ripped the brown paper to shreds to find the Oliver Twist.
“Oh, it’s perfect,” she said greedily as she turned the book over and back. “You did a good job.”
“Thank you.” Good? I did a great job. If I said so myself. She’d given it to me in tattered pieces and I’d turned it into a stunning piece of art.
She stared at the elegant spine, studying my work; then she glanced inside and stared at the endpapers. Turning to the title page, she murmured, “No one will ever suspect this isn’t a first edition.”
I laughed. “Unless they know books.”
She glared at me.“Nobody knows that much about books. If I say it’s a first edition, then that’s what they’ll believe.”
“Probably,” I conceded.
Then she jabbed her finger at the date on the title page. I tried not to wince but I could see the dent she’d made in the thick vellum. “It says right there, printed in 1838. The year he wrote it.”
“Right,” I said slowly. “But that doesn’t mean anything. We both know it’s not a first edition.”
Her left eye began to twitch and she rubbed her temple as she leaned her hip against the edge of her desk. “True. But no one’s going to hear the real story, are they, Brooklyn?”
Her tone was vaguely threatening. Was I missing something?
“Are you saying I should lie about the book?” I asked.
“I’m saying you should keep your mouth shut.”
“But what’s the big deal? The festival is all about this book, and it’s got an interesting history.”
To me, anyway. The story went that, back in 1838, Charles Dickens was doing so well with the serialization of Oliver Twist that his publisher went behind his back and published the manuscript, using Dickens’s pseudonym, “Boz.” That first edition included all of the illustrator Cruikshank’s drawings.
Dickens was displeased because he’d intended to use his real name once the book was published. He was also unhappy with one of Cruikshank’s drawings in the book, calling it too sentimental, according to some accounts. He insisted that the publisher pull that edition and revise it to his specifications. It was done within the week.
A true first edition of Oliver Twist, written under the pseudonym of Boz, with Cruikshank’s unauthorized drawings, was beyond rare.
Layla’s book had Charles Dickens listed as the author on the title page, and the Cruikshank illustration was missing. So while the book was valuable, it didn’t count as an official first edition.
“I don’t want you going around telling people about this book, do you hear me?” Layla pushed away from the desk, drew herself up to her full height, and glared down at me. She was only an inch or so taller than I, but it was a good attempt at intimidation. “For the purposes of the festival, this book is a first edition, got it? I want to rack up some high bids on this baby.”
I looked at her sideways. “So you want me to lie.”
“Isn’t that what I just said?”
“It just seems like the real story would be more interesting to people.”
“Jesus, do you ever give up?” she asked. “Nobody cares about your stupid book theories, and if you like working here, you’ll say what I tell you to say. Capice?”
I sucked my cheeks in, something I tended to do whenever I wanted to chew somebody’s ass but needed to hold my tongue instead. After a long moment, I gritted my teeth and said, “Got it.”
Casually slapping the exquisite nineteenth-century volume against her hand, she said, “That’s what I thought you’d say.”
“You know what?” I turned toward the door. “I’ve got to go get my classroom set up.”
She pointed her finger at me as though it were a gun and she’d just pulled the trigger. “Good idea.”
I rushed out of her office and made it back to the central gallery before the urge to strangle her took over.
Naomi caught one look at my face and snorted. “Glad I’m not the only one she’s picking on today.”
“Yeah, lucky me.” As I headed toward my classroom, I couldn’t decide what annoyed me more: the fact that Layla hadn’t given me enough props for my work, or the idea that I should lie about the whole first edition issue. The lack of props won out. I’d done a spectacular job of restoring the book but she was just too screwed up and snotty to say so, more than that pitiful “good job” comment she’d grudgingly given me. I would have to think twice if she offered me any more restoration work.
But Layla was forgotten as a sudden bone-deep chill settled over me, as if someone had just walked on my grave. My mother used to say that, but I never knew what it meant until this moment.
“Well, if it isn’t the black widow herself,” a woman said in a familiar high, whiny tone that was purported to cause dogs’ ears to bleed. “Wherever she goes, somebody dies.”
Minka LaBoeuf.
My worst nightmare. To think I’d been so happy to be here only a few minutes ago.
I turned and glared at her. “So maybe you ought to leave, just to be on the safe side.”
“Very funny,” she said, tossing back her overly processed, stringy black hair. “I should think they’d be afraid to let you in here with your record.”
I ignored that comment, just as I ignored the cheap, fuzzy black angora sweater she wore that was causing tiny black hairs to stick in unattractive clumps on her face and neck. “What are you doing here?”
“I’m an instructor now,” she said, jutting her pointy chin out smugly. “I ran into Layla at the book fair in Edinburgh and she offered me the position.”
“What?” I might’ve shrieked the word. I couldn’t help it. Minka was the world’s worst bookbinder. She destroyed books. She was like the bubonic plague to books. Why in the world would anyone hire her to teach bookbinding? “You’ve got to be kidding.”
But she was no longer looking at me. I turned at the sound of scuffling footsteps behind me and saw Ned, the printing press guy, frowning at us. And when Ned frowned, what little forehead he had completely disappeared. He wasn’t completely unattractive, if you liked that haunted, confused look in a guy. Minka did, apparently.
“Hi, Ned,” Minka said, her eyelashes flitting rapidly.
“Huh,” he said as he scratched his pasty white muscle-free arm.
Was Minka actually flirting with Ned? I’d been teaching classes here for years and I’d seen Ned maybe four times. Each time, he’d said exactly one word to me. That word was Huh. Seriously, that was his only vocabulary.
Ned could work magic with the ancient printing press BABA used, but that’s where his social skills ended. He was probably a sweet guy, but he worried me. Today he wore a T-shirt that read “Can’t Sleep. Clowns Will Eat Me.” That might’ve been funny, but I was pretty sure Ned believed it.
“I like your shirt,” Minka simpered.
“Huh,” he said, then turned and walked away, disappearing down the hall.
“Nice talking to you, Ned,” I said, but I wasn’t sure he heard me.
Minka’s snarl returned, signaling she was ready to go another round with me. But it was not to be.
“Minka, darling,” Layla cried as she rushed forward and gave Minka a big hug. “I thought I heard your voice.”
Not surprising, since yapping puppies in the next county could have heard Minka’s voice.
“I’m so pleased you could join our faculty,” Layla gushed, winding her arm through Minka’s. Then she turned to me and her green eyes gleamed with amusement. “Don’t tell me you two know each other. Isn’t that perfect? Brooklyn, you’ll be able to show Minka around. I know you’ll make her feel comfortable and welcome here.”