And then finally, after six months of not speaking to each other, Roen opened up just a sliver. In reality, it was a long time coming. Roen missed Tao like he would an old friend he had lost.
“Tao, I forgive you.”
Wait, I am the one being forgiven?
“Let’s say there should be apologies on both sides.”
Fair enough.
“Humor me while I have another moment with myself with you. I’ve been angry for a while now. I didn’t want to see a truth that I didn’t like and while this whole thing is still very depressing, I get it. I don’t agree with everything you preach, but now I know where you’re coming from.”
There was a long pause before Tao finally spoke.
This game we play to control humanity is not a pretty one. I regret having to play it at all. Roen, I am grateful to you for what you sacrifice on behalf of the Prophus. I do not always show it, but I am. When you are ready to continue with this war, we will do it together. And if you are not, then I am content to wait.
Roen shook his head. “I do need to get back in the game despite my injured sensibilities. This isn’t the time to stay on the sidelines.”
The two talked late into the evening, well after the scotch was gone and the television aired only infomercials. There was a feeling of forgiveness in Roen that warmed him from deep inside, and suddenly he felt a semblance of his old self again. It was that or too much scotch. Regardless, it gave him peace. He knew now that running a mission was not enough. He also had to know its purpose, and that made all the difference.
Hey Roen, thank you for forgiving me, and I do apologize for putting you into this situation. You should get some sleep though. You have a big day tomorrow.
“I do?”
Seriously, I do not know how you survived your entire life without me. You have dinner with Jill’s parents tomorrow.
Roen froze and looked at the calendar. In his wallowing, it had slipped his mind! Jill had made the reservations two months ago. “Thanks. I guess I owe you another one.”
This one is a freebie. I believe I also owe you thanks as well. So many times, I put heavy expectations on my hosts and forget that their sacrifice is even greater than mine. You are my partner, Roen, and for that, you have my gratitude.
Roen grinned. “What’s the capital of old Assyria?”
Cute. Now, off to bed, young man. Take a shower and get a haircut tomorrow morning. You look like as bad as you have been feeling the past few months. Jill’s parents will take exception to their daughter dating a vagrant.
CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE: THE PARENTS
The Genjix’s newest conflict, the one you now refer to as the Thirty Years War, was just starting to take a hold of Europe. Our own war with the Genjix had been escalating as well. During those years, a myth sprouted among the Catholic clergy about the mystical Chest of the Menagerie. It was said that this chest had godly or devilish powers. In either case, the church wanted to find this chest badly. Just as the violence broke out, a French cardinal, Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu, was notified of the Chest of the Menagerie’s location. Zoras, his Genjix, rushed to action.
Roen was more afraid of meeting Jill’s parents than of being shot at by the Genjix. It didn’t help that Jill was just as nervous. The two had decided to go all out, making reservations at the famous Alinea restaurant just north of downtown Chicago. This time, none of Tao’s soothing words or encouraging pep talks made any difference.
After a lifetime of the fast-paced whirlwind of the Big Apple, Louis and Lee Ann Tesser were now living out their golden years in San Diego. Louis was a retired stockbroker, and Lee Ann used to be a general counsel for a hedge fund. Roen never felt so under a microscope in his entire life. They studied him with bemused expressions, as if he was an orangutan throwing feces at the keepers.
Jill wasn’t much help. She was a bundle of nerves and gaped in shock when she first saw his ragged appearance. He had shaved, gotten a haircut, and wore freshly laundered clothes, but there was no hiding his gaunt face, tired eyes, and pale skin. The ladies at the salon could only do so much. The two of them stood just outside of the restaurant like disciplined children with her parents. Immediately, Roen knew he was being appraised like a side of beef. The question was whether they were appraising him for steak or for dog food.
“So, you two work together?” was the first thing Lee Ann said. “Are you an attorney as well?”
“Actually, I was let go earlier this year,” Roen admitted, turning a slight shade of red.
Ah yes. Roen’s famous truthful stupidity rears its ugly head again.
“Well, isn’t that important in a relationship, Tao?”
Not to the parents!
“So what are you doing now?” Louis asked as they walked into the restaurant and sat down at their table.
Keep to the script. Do not undersell yourself.
Roen told them the rehearsed tale he told all his friends and family – that he worked for Bynum Consulting doing technical strategy. Her parents asked polite softball questions up until around the time the appetizers came, then the conversation ever-so-subtly became an interrogation. As a former lawyer, Lee Ann had a way of asking seemingly innocuous questions that had far more layers than they seemed. Questions that started innocently – like how many days a week he traveled – morphed into how little time they could possibly spend with each other into how he could take care of her if he was never around. Other questions like him renting and having a roommate turned into how he expected to start a family.
Thankfully, Roen received a slight reprieve when Lee Ann and Jill gave each other a knowing look and excused themselves, walking away to talk in private. Unfortunately, it left him alone with Louis.
“Look, Roen,” Louis began, “let’s get a few things clear. This is the second time that Jill has introduced us to one of her boyfriends, so it’s a big deal. Now, I might’ve been a big-city stockbroker, but I’m just a country boy from the swamps of Alabama, so I’m going to tell you some of my country-boy sexist philosophies, and you’re gonna listen.” Suddenly, his proper New York accent changed into a Southern twang.
Roen gulped and nodded. This was going to be bad. His mind raced as he tried to mask his terror.
“I like you,” Louis said. “You seem smart, but not too smart. You’re attentive, polite, and you’re scared of me. That’s a good thing; that’s how you should be. So here’s my philosophy on life and women, and I want you to listen good. I’ve always viewed God as very fair. Girls in their twenties – the world’s their oyster. They’re beautiful. Older men want to date them. Guys pay for everything, and everyone desires them. Men on the other hand, when we’re in our twenties, we’re dumb, we’re poor, and women our age want nothing to do with us. You follow?”
“Um… Tao? What the hell is he talking about?”
I like this guy. He is quite the philosopher.
“But like I said,” Louis continued. “Our Lord is a fair and good God. How things even out is that women might shine bright, but they burn out fast. Their lives are over by thirty. What do you geeks call it? Half-life? Shelf life? Whatever. It’s shorter than for us men. They have to find the right guy right away or it becomes a game of settling. That’s why Jill’s mother and I got married at an early age. She found the best guy she could possibly find at her peak. Guys are like wine. We get finer with time. We start earning money. We become more confident. We become more distinguished with age, and younger girls will still date us. You get me?”