Father Meyer raised his hand and blessed him. The zombie bowed his head. The flames engulfed him, and he was gone.
“He did this to us!” Cardinal Schonbrun cried, and three men grabbed Father Meyer, pulling at him, beating him, weeping with rage.
Father Meyer stared at the fire as his arms were wrenched from their sockets, as blows and burning splinters rained down on his head. New sores erupted, burst, ran over his other wounds. No pain could be worse; no agony—
No. No pain could surpass that in his heart.
No fear could be greater than the fear in his soul.
He raised his gaze to heaven. “Father, forgive us,” he whispered, with the last breath of his body. “We didn’t know. We really didn’t.”
ALMOST THE LAST STORY BY ALMOST THE LAST MAN
by Scott Edelman
Scott Edelman’s fiction has appeared in a variety of anthologies and magazines, such as Crossroads: Tales of the Southern Literary Fantastic, Postscripts, Forbidden Planets, Summer Chills, and The Mammoth Book of Monsters. When not writing, Edelman edits Science Fiction Weekly and SCI FI Magazine, and in the past edited the fiction magazine Science Fiction Age.
Edelman is something of a zombie genius. He’s had stories appear in each of James Lowder’s Eden Studios zombie anthologies: The Book of All Flesh, The Book of More Flesh, and The Book of Final Flesh, and he’s been nominated for the Bram Stoker Award three times for his zombie fiction. As I read each of his zombie stories I thought for sure I’d found one to include in the book—that there’d be no way he’d top himself after that story, only to discover that each was better than the last. And that’s without even mentioning his brilliant “A Plague on Both Your Houses,” a five-act Shakespearean play that he describes as a cross between Romeo and Juliet and Night of the Living Dead.
This story, which is one of his Stoker Award nominees, is not in any way Shakespearean, but one reviewer compared it to the work of another literary legend: W. H. Auden.
Maybe it would be best to begin this way.
Let’s start, in fact, on the day that it all started, with Laura already at work in the county library. But here’s the thing—as the day goes by, maybe she won’t even come to realize yet that the dead are suddenly refusing to stay dead, because life happens that way, with momentous things occurring across town while we, in our homes, in our ignorance, clip our fingernails or floss our teeth. Earthquakes roar, floods rise, towers fall… and somewhere on the other side of the globe a man who may not hear of these things for many months, if at all, scrapes with his stick in a small patch of dusty earth and prays for rain. If he ever grows perturbed on that day, it will only be because the rain fails to come, and not due to dark happenings on continents far away.
For our purposes, let it begin that way for Laura, who did not notice her world tilting on its axis. She noticed little that first day of the change because little affected her personally, save that fewer patrons than normal wandered into her branch of the library. The ripples had not yet reached her.
But still, that small alteration to her routine puzzled her a bit, as over the years she had grown accustomed to the predictable rhythms of her week, but she let that feeling drop, and on the whole, it turned out to be an unusually good workday for her. She was able to spend less of her time that shift reshelving books that had been left on tables, and more of it catching up on paperwork, so she ended the day pleased.
As she headed back to her apartment that night, she treated herself to Chinese take-out. Maybe when she unpacks her dinner special, she should even find an extra fortune cookie at the bottom of the bag. Now that would cause her to smile. Because there’s something else that you should know about Laura. She’s been using the vocabulary words printed on the back of each fortune to teach herself Chinese, not the best method, perhaps, but still, hers, and the surprise cookie put her one word closer to her goal. See, she was planning to visit China someday. Adding that information just about now should help add poignancy to her tale, considering what we already know is inevitably to come and what she does not.
And so, later that night, after the additional reward of a very special episode of one of her favorite television shows, during which two estranged sisters are reunited, plus the rush she got from the way she’d been able to avoid a phone call from her mother thanks to caller ID, she would tuck into bed pleased with herself and with the world and ready to fall into a peaceful sleep, knowing nothing of the chaos elsewhere and suspecting less, much as our man working his field with a stick might finally set aside that stick and stretch out on his straw mat to drift away while looking up at the stars, never knowing that he had just lived through a December 7, or an August 6, or a September 11.
It was only the next day, when Laura slid that morning’s newspapers onto the rods that kept them from getting tattered as they were being read, that she learned there had been anything special about the day before. She wasn’t sure that she believed it, though. The facts of the miraculous resurrection seemed to her as if they should instead be shelved under fiction. She grew angry with herself, and angry with her former ignorance as well, believing that had such a grand difference been born in the universe, she should have been able to feel it. That the rules of life and death should change without her knowledge and permission didn’t seem right.
She overheard much talk at her branch (all in whispers, of course) as to what it meant, and how one should proceed to walk through such an unexpected world, but she knew of no other way to live, and believed that one should accept the directions in which fate pushes us. She had never been able to see a different way for herself before, thanks in part (or so she felt) to the mother whose call she had avoided the night before, and saw no reason that she should try to see a different way for herself now. And so, in the face of the death of death, which would likely cause most people to abandon their routines, she still returned each day to carry out her duties.
Each successive day, however, will bring fewer of the living and more of the dead to browse in her department, until her regular clientele is completely replaced. At first, perhaps, she’ll hardly notice that the undead are undead, for there’ll be no slavering over her flesh the way she would have assumed. They’ll just be shuffling slowly along, extracting books from the shelves, and sitting at the tables much the same way the regulars had. They won’t behave so differently from the living, and so she won’t notice that they’re not living.
But then something will happen that will finally cause her to see and believe the great change that has occurred. Perhaps she’ll notice that these new visitors are more intense at their tasks than those who had come before. Maybe it will be the fact that there is no whispering and no cause for her to shush. Or perhaps it’s that she finally notices that no one is taking any bathroom breaks. Whatever the catalyst, she will eventually see. They’ll seem more serious than those she was used to, and though more and more of them will drift in each day, so that some will finally have to stand, they’ll be even better behaved than those who over her long years of service she’d grown used to, who by that time will have been entirely replaced, so that she is the only living creature who shows up there each day. But still, even that, even noting that only the dead surround her, will not cause her to change her routine.