“How many nights?” the old-young man asked. He was wearing a blue shirt and blue pants but still the colors managed to clash—with each other and with the dirty yellow walls.
“Let’s start with one,” I said.
“Thirty-six ninety-six a night, including tax,” the impossibly skinny and long-faced kid announced. “Two-night minimum. The second night is a deposit against damages. That’s seventy-three ninety-two. Cash, no check.”
“What if I gave you a credit card?”
“Huh?”
“Never mind.”
“There’s an extra fee of ten dollars,” the kid droned on, getting back into the groove of his spiel, “if you have guests.”
“No guests for me,” I said.
Some feeling must have escaped with those words because the kid gave me a closer look then. He seemed to be gauging me, but I wasn’t concerned.
He opened a sliding panel in front of him and placed a pen and registration form down on the plastic top, closed the panel, pressed a button, and then gestured for me to lift the panel on my side. I filled out the sheet, using the name Carter, with an address in Newark, New Jersey. I placed four twenty-dollar bills on the sheet and slid the panel closed (it locked shut immediately).
“Keep the change,” I told the kid.
He didn’t crack a smile or even nod in thanks, but I didn’t mind.
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I’VE BEEN IN third-class cruise-ship cabins that were larger than that room. Just one big bed that ended a few inches from a sliding, hollow pine door that opened onto the toilet. Standing at the sink, my butt was in the shower stall. To look out the window I had to get on my knees on the bed.
On the bright side, Jonah’s two blows hadn’t even caused my jaw to swell. It really didn’t even hurt all that badly. I took two aspirin and a shower, lay down on the mattress, which felt hard like rolled canvas, and fell into a light doze.
The dream was oddly altered in that cubicle room. Fire blazed all around me but I wasn’t frantic. My flesh was burning but that was of no consequence. When I got to the smoky glass I just pushed it out, effortlessly. On the other side, standing in blue sky, was the kid from downstairs. He gave me a calculating look and I waited for his request. He opened his mouth but the sound that came out was not in words; it wasn’t even human. It was a kind of electronic static. This sound slowly transformed into an insect-like buzzing. I wondered if the alarm clock was going off, if it was morning and I had slept through the night. But I hadn’t set the alarm. When I sat up I realized that the noise was coming from a telephone that had been left on the window ledge next to my head.
The buzzing stopped and I wondered who could be calling. It started again and I answered, “Hello?”
“Mr. Carter?”
“Who is this?”
“Jimmy from downstairs, sir.”
Sir?
“What do you want, Jimmy?”
“I was just wondering if you needed some company.”
“What kind of company?”
“You know,” he continued, “a girl.”
A girl. Jimmy had called to offer me a girl. I realized that I had moved from a light nap into deep sleep. I was confused about the material world but quite lucid in my mind.
“How much?” I asked.
“Hundred bucks a half hour,” he said. “Five hundred for the night.”
“Who pays the ten bucks for the visitor?”
“The girl covers that fee.”
I was quiet for a moment or two, wondering about Jimmy being in the dream and at the same time on the phone interrupting tƒ inm" he dream.
“I don’t know,” I said.
“They’re all clean,” he protested. “I don’t let no junkies up in here.”
I could have asked how he knew if a girl didn’t have tracks between her toes but I didn’t. I didn’t care.
“Okay. All right. But I want someone young and black,” I said. “Pretty if it’s possible, but with a sharp tongue. And she has to be black.”
“I can do that, Mr. Carter,” Jimmy said eagerly. “Gimme twenty, twenty-five minutes.”
“Take your time, son.”
“You need anything else?”
“Yeah. You got an Albany phone book down there?”
“I think so. It might be from a couple’a years ago.”
“Send it up with the girl.”
“Yes, sir.”
The thought of Jimmy made me smile. He was an old, corrupt soul bunged into a young, inept body. The only thing that got his motor running was commerce. He didn’t even care about the money, only the method by which he got it. The tip was an insult, but providing me with female companionship made him feel like he was getting something accomplished. I liked that. It had the stink of humanity about it, something akin to the bouquet of Gorgonzola cheese.
I opened my duffel and took out a rolled-up navy-blue suit that was an exact replica of the one that got soiled in the alley. I liked Jimmy’s predictability, and anything else I could count on.
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16
The room was barely large enough to accommodate the queen-size bed. I was sitting at the edge, still a little groggy, when a tapping came on the door. I didn’t have to stand up to open it but I did.
The child was young, and even darker-skinned than I. She wore a yellow party dress but no smile. Slender, she was wider below the waistline than above it. She was hugging a well-worn phone book against her chest.
“Come on in,” I said, moving to the side because the bed blocked a courteous retreat.
She walked in, leaving the door open.
“One hundred dollars up front,” were her first words.
I took a fold of four fifties from my shirt pocket and handed them to her. She traded the tattered phone book for the money.
“Two hundred fo†trar one hour,” I said.
She counted the bills twice, closed the door, then turned to look at me. Her gaze was clear but not innocent. Those big eyes weren’t worldly but neither were they inexperienced.
“What’s your name?” I asked.
“Seraphina,” she said.
“S-a-r-a-f ... ?” I asked.
“S-e-r-a-p-h-i-n-a,” she said like a third-grade teacher who had lost patience before her current crop of students were ever born.
“Beautiful name,” I said. “Beautiful dress, beautiful skin, beautiful girl. Have a seat.”
I sat on the south side of the bed while Seraphina took the east. If anything she was wary now. Compliments are often camouflage for hidden resentment, and I had just given out four tributes in quick order.
“What you want?” she asked.
“Talk.”
“You could go to a bar an’ buy a girl a drink if you just wanted to talk to somebody.”
“Not with my luck.”
“You unlucky?” she asked, allowing a little gruff friendliness to show.
I grunted a laugh and nodded.
“I’m from Newark,” I said. “And I came here looking for a guy.”
I handed her the business card and she studied it.