There’s something about bare-knuckle fighting that holds your unwilling attention, and I found myself focussed on the brutality on the raised platform. The fighters seemed oblivious to everything around them. Probably everything before them and after them. I remembered the feeling from the war. In combat you have no past, no history, no future; no connections to the world outside. You’re not even connected to the men you kill in any human way. I recognized the same dislocation in these two men. One was slightly smaller but heavier-set than the other. Blood from his nose was back-of-the-hand smeared across his upper lip and cheek and one distended eyelid was purpling up and threatening to close over his eye. It looked as if it was only a matter of time before his larger opponent would be able to take advantage of his compromised vision, but the smaller man suddenly swung an ungainly but brutal left hook. It connected with the bigger fighter’s cheek with a sickening snap. Even across the barn and through the cigarette haze I could see the big man had stepped out of his body for a moment and his arms hung limp at his side.
The spectators roared delight and fury, depending on whom they’d placed their money, and the smaller guy slammed a nose-breaking jab into his opponent’s face. Blood cascaded over the big man’s mouth. More roars from the crowd. This was the end. The smaller fighter had the smell of victory in his bloody nostrils and tore into his adversary, his bare-fisted punches slapping loudly into the bigger man’s ribs and gut. Another roundhouse left sent a viscous arc of blood and saliva through the air and the big man dropped like a felled tree.
There was no congratulation for the winner or commiseration for the loser; the serious business of settling bets got underway and there was another jostle around Sneddon’s illegal bookie and a couple of enforcers. Sneddon would be happy: the disgruntled faces hanging back outnumbered the beaming, eager grins of the winners.
After a while, everyone made for the bar and I eased back into a corner with my gut-rot Scotch and contemplated the success I had made of my life. It had so very nearly gone wrong. A few different choices and I could have ended up wealthy and contented three thousand miles from Glasgow, missing out on the edifying experience of watching two bruised apes beat the crap out of each other in a Scottish barn.
Twinkletoes returned with a shortish, compactly built and hard-looking man wearing a suit that was well tailored and expensive without being flash. His blond hair looked freshly barbered and there was a brutal handsomeness in the face. Unfortunately, the ugly deep crease of an old razor scar on his right cheek clearly dated from a time before he could afford the kind of expert needlework evident in his clothes.
‘Hello, Mr Sneddon,’ I said.
‘Do you know where you are, Lennox?’
‘Hernando’s Hideaway?’
‘Aye… very fucking funny,’ Sneddon said without a smile. ‘This is my newest little sideline. You see the fight?’
‘Yeah. Lovely.’
‘Pikeys…’ Sneddon shook his head in wonder. ‘They fight like fuck for pennies. They would do it for the love of it. Mad fuckers.’
‘And you run a book on it…’
Sneddon nodded. ‘It’s been a good night.’
‘I’ll bet…’ I said. Old Ben Franklin once said that the only certain things were death and taxes. But that was before Sneddon’s time, otherwise it would have been death, taxes and Willie Sneddon’s hand in your pocket.
‘I’ve had the place six months. It took a while to fix it up. I got the house, the barn, the whole fuckin’ farm because some toff bet more on the ponies than he had in readies. Wanker. It’s quite poetic that I run a wee gambling thing here, considering I got it because of gambling.’
‘Aye Mr Sneddon, that’s eye-ron-ic,’ said Twinkletoes at Sneddon’s side.
‘Was I fucking talking to you?’ Sneddon glowered up at Twinkletoes who loomed above his boss. Twinkle made a hurt face and Sneddon turned back to me. ‘Anyway, I’ve kept this place pretty quiet. I don’t even think Cohen and Murphy know about it yet. So keep your mouth shut.’ Sneddon referred to the other two Kings: Handsome Jonny Cohen and Hammer Murphy.
I took a moment to ponder why everybody felt that they had to tell me to keep my mouth shut all the time. ‘If they don’t know about it, then I’m sure they soon will,’ I said. ‘This is a village masquerading as a big city. Nothing stays quiet for long.’
‘Like Small Change MacFarlane getting his coupon smashed to fuck
…’ Sneddon smiled. Or moved his face around in an attempt. The result was something cold, hard and careless.
‘Yeah… just like. My God, it doesn’t take long for word to get around. MacFarlane’s not cold yet. Is that why you had Twinkletoes and smiling lad pick me up?’
Sneddon cast a glance over his shoulder at the crowd. ‘Let’s go over to the main house. It’s quieter…’
I’d been to Sneddon’s house in Bearsden, a mock-baronial mansion with manicured gardens, a few times. This place was totally different. As soon as I stepped into the entrance hallway I knew that this was a business premises. From the outside it was a Victorian farmhouse; inside it was a Victorian brothel, all thick velvet crimson drapes, chaises-longues and Rubenesque tits in frames on the walls. The living room of the house had been converted into a bar with scattered sofas. On one a working girl sat with a bored expression as a drunken customer drooled and pawed inexpertly at her. Mel Torme crooned from a record player in the corner, and the bar was manned by another girl in her early twenties who, too, had applied too much make-up and too little frock.
‘What do you think?’ asked Sneddon in a tone that suggested he didn’t give a toss what I thought.
‘Nice ambience. Brings out the romantic in me.’
Sneddon snorted an approximation of a laugh. He tapped Twinkletoes on the chest and nodded in the direction of the drunk and the girl. Twinkletoes obliged by conducting them out of the lounge.
‘So what’s a nice boy like me doing in a place like this?’ I asked. Sneddon told the girl behind the counter to pour us a couple of whiskies and I noticed she brought a single malt up from beneath the bar. The good stuff.
‘You was at Small Change’s place tonight. What business do you have with him? Was he getting you to do a bit of sniffing for him?’
‘The only sniffing I’ve been doing has been around his daughter. All pleasure, no business.’
‘You sure?’ Sneddon narrowed his eyes. It made him look all brow, which was an advantage in Glasgow. Athens had been the cradle of democracy, Florence had given the world the Renaissance, Glasgow had refined, to a precise art, the head butt. The Glasgow Kiss, as it was affectionately known amongst the nations of the world. ‘I would be put out if you was being less than square with me.’
‘Listen, Mr Sneddon, I would think a long time before I’d lie to you. I know Twinkletoes didn’t get his name because he dances like Fred Astaire. I’m attached to my toes and I like to think it’s a mutual arrangement. And anyway, I was asked the same thing tonight by Superintendent McNab.’
‘McNab?’ Sneddon put his glass down on the bar. ‘What the fuck is he involved for? I thought it was a robbery gone wrong.’