To put it simply, the man could not miss.
He even went as far as to strike a match with a shot, and I'd heard that was just an old wives' tale and couldn't be done. But he done it, and neatly.
When next I looked out at the crowd, I seen Skinny had joined us. He still had on his apron. He was eating from a bag of peppermints, drooling it down his chin. His eyes looked like a couple of dark holes. It was kind of good to see the old boy.
Then I seen something that made me considerably less happy.
Blue Hat and Texas Jack.
CHAPTER 5
The way those two were smiling, I knew there was going to be trouble. They might as well have been waving flags. Texas Jack was grinning like what Billy Bob was doing was the silliest and easiest thing in the world, and wasn't it a damned shame that all those people were oohing and aah-ing over him so much.
Blue Hat would look over at Texas Jack like it was all a big joke, then back at Billy Bob the same way. But I thought I could see a little something else in his face that he was trying not to give away. Surprise and pleasure.
Next thing Billy Bob told the crowd he was going to do was a thing I'd never seen him do before, and I felt certain that he was about to go from star attraction to jackass. It was a shot I'd heard him talk about, one Wild Bill used to make, but it was something he'd never tried, not even in practice.
He leaned over to Albert and said something, and Albert looked at him like he was crazy, then Billy Bob said, "Go on," loud enough that I could hear him, and Albert went back to the wagon.
"Ladies and gentlemen," Billy Bob said, "my father used to take a bottle with a cork in it, place it at thirty paces, and with a pistol shot, drive the cork into it and knock out the bottom of the bottle without breaking the neck. Never heard of no one else doing it, and I'd like to show you the spirits that guided my father now guide my hand."
Albert came back with the bottle, walked off thirty paces and set it up, then he legged it back behind the line Billy Bob had drawn in the dirt with the toe of his boot.
Billy Bob, without so much as blinking an eye, drew his pistol-the left one, mind you-and without so much as aiming, fired.
The shot drove the cork into the bottle and knocked out the bottom without breaking the neck.
The crowd cheered, and I'll tell you, so did I.
I reckon Texas Jack and Blue Hat didn't cheer, but they had their mouths open, and even when Jack got his cranked up, Blue Hat's stayed that way. Skinny dropped his bag of peppermints. It was a shot even an idiot could appreciate. Well, that's some damn good trick shooting," Texas Jack called out.
Billy Bob turned and looked in the direction of the voice. Texas Jack was elbowing his way through the crowd, and the crowd was stepping aside, fast.
"Thank you, fella," Billy Bob said when Jack was up close.
"Yeah," Jack said rubbing his chin, "that's about the best trick shooting I ever seen, except for Wild Bill himself."
"You seen Wild Bill shoot?"
"Yep, I did. Wasn't nobody could out-trick-shoot Wild Bill."
Billy Bob smiled. "Reckon not."
"But trick shooting isn't the same as facing a man with a loaded gun. That's a whole nuther thing."
The smile went off Billy Bob's face. "He proved he could do that too."
"With drunks and yellow bellies. He wasn't so big when John Wesley Hardin backed him down."
"That's just one of them stories," Billy Bob said.
"And when I backed him down."
"You?"
"Yeah. Name's Texas Jack."
For a long moment Billy Bob stared at Jack, looking for that Greek god he'd read about in them dime novels.
Jack stared back, opened his coat, and showed Billy Bob the butt of that fancy pistol. I don't think Billy Bob even noticed the pistol. He was still trying to fit that face with the one described in the books, and he wasn't having any luck at it.
Jack let his coat fall back over his gun, then he turned and shouldered his way back through the crowd. When he reached Blue Hat he said, "Just like his pa," then the two of hem snickered their way toward the saloon.
Billy Bob didn't even know he'd been called out, he was so amazed to see a dime-novel hero out walking around on two legs. But the truth of what happened slowly dawned on him. He turned to Albert and said, "Did that fella call me a coward?"
"No," Albert said quickly, "he was just funning."
"No, I think he called me a coward."
"He did that all right," one of the men in the crowd said, helpfullike.
Billy Bob turned to the man. "You think so?"
"Certain," this big-mouthed fella answered.
"It don't amount to nothing," Albert said, "just some old man shooting off wind. He most likely don't know Wild Bill from a pine knot."
"No, the big mouth said, "that there is the real Texas Jack, and he once backed down Wild Bill."
"The hell he did," Billy Bob said. "That's a lie. He didn't never back down no Wild Bill Hickok." He put his hands on his gun butts.
"Well," Big Mouth said, sort of fading back in the crowd a bit, "that's still Texas Jack."
Billy Bob looked at Albert, then he looked at me, then he looked at the crowd, which had started to shuffle.
Albert cleared his throat. "Ladies and gents, we going to bring on ole Rot Toe, the wrestling ape now. He's from the same place my folks come from, Africa."
"And he looks like your grandpa." It was Big Mouth again. Some of the crowd laughed.
Albert smiled like that was the kindest thing ever said about him. "Well now, that just might be for true, just might be. We colored boys ain't always sure who our folks are."
That got a big laugh. It sort of made me sick to see Albert do that, even if he was trying to turn the crowds attention from Billy Bob and onto something new.
Albert led the crowd over to the ring, and Billy Bob, still standing like a cow that had gotten a lick from the butcher hammer, looked over to me and said, "Did that Texas Jack call me a coward? Was he making a showdown?"
"I didn't get it that way," I said.
"Yeah," he said, like he wasn't really asking my thoughts, just thinking out loud, "I reckon he did. Do you think that was the real honest-to-God Texas Jack?"
"He don't look a thing like he was described in them dime novels, so I don't reckon it is."
"No. No he doesn't," Billy Bob said, and he walked back to the wagon kind of hangdog-looking.
I let out a sigh, figuring things were going to be all right, you know, and I went on over to the wrestling ring. When I got there, Albert had gotten Big Mouth to cough up some money and get in with Rot Toe.
Rot Toe was on a leash inside the pen, the leash was attached to one of the ring poles. He was also wearing a muzzle and gloves so he couldn't bite or tear an arm or leg off a fella. Big Mouth, who was pretty good-sized, had his shirt off and was holding his hands wide and waving them around like he was about to do some serious damage on that Jungle ape.
"Now you give my grandpa a real hard time, hear me, Mister?" Albert said.
Big Mouth grinned at Albert through the netting. "I'm gonna choke him plumb to death."
"You do that," Albert said. "We can always make plenty more nigger grandpas, can't we?"
Big Mouth laughed. The crowd moved up close to the ring. Albert turned and saw me. He wasn't smiling like he had been. "Let Rot Toe go, Little Buster."
I went around to the other side and took the leash and collar off of him. "Go get him," I said.
And he did.
Big Mouth grinned when Rot Toe turned and started across for him, and I guess it was them red silk shorts we made Rot Toe wear for decency that made Big Mouth in a good humor. They were funny. But when Rot Toe dropped down to running on his knuckles, or rather them big, padded gloves, and Big Mouth seen the spit coming out between the muzzle straps, the color faded out of his eyes. It was too late for him to back down, and he'd already made a horses ass out of himself in front of all them people, saying how he'd strangle Rot Toe and all.