I got a little chill. I thought of that other skinny fella that wasn't right in the head, and I thought of him grabbing Papa by the coat and saying about how the wind was going to blow us away.
I didn't say anything to Skinny, I just nodded, went on over to the saloon, him following like a pet duck.
When we got to the boardwalk Skinny stopped and sat down, his back against the wall, his bag of peppermints between his legs.
I smiled at him.
He took a peppermint out of the sack and began sucking on it.
I took a deep breath and went inside.
Outside you could feel the storm coming, inside you could feel the same thing.
Billy Bob was over to the bar, leaning on it. Riley was putting a beer in front of him and looking around nervous-like.
At the back I seen that Blue Hat and Jack were at their same table. Blue Hat was looking at Billy Bob with a sort of slow burn, Texas Jack was trying to look bored and was sipping a glass of beer.
It was noisy in there, people chattering like squirrels, but it was an edgy kind of noise. I figured them chatterers could feel the tension between Jack and Billy Bob and were gleefully waiting for the first signs of bullets and bloodshed, not considering that a stray load could splatter what little smarts they had against the saloon wall.
While I was standing there, some of the crowd from our show drifted in, and after a quick look around, they joined the rest of the folks at the far left of the saloon and started to talk, never taking their peepers off Jack or Billy Bob.
To make matters worse, Billy Bob had his head turned toward Jack's table, and I'll bet you a chicken to an egg that Jack could feel those eyes on him as if they were two stones sitting on his head.
I made my feet move, went over to Billy Bob, and stood slightly behind him. "Billy Bob," I said softly, so he wouldn't think I was some fool sneaking up on him, "you need to come on back to the wagon. We're up to the Cure-All talk."
"You and the nigger do it," he said.
"But you're better at it," I said.
"I know that," Billy Bob said, "but I've come over here because I don't like being insulted, especially when it was a cowardly insult, kind you don't knows happening to you."
He said that part loud, and when he finished, the saloon went quiet as a church and all eyes turned to Texas Jack.
Jack looked over at Billy Bob, pursed his lips and said, "Is that a fact?"
"Since it come from a washed-up old geezer like yourself," Billy Bob said sweetly, "I couldn't take it for real at first."
"It was real," Jack said, and he stood up.
Blue Hat had gone cold on his stare, and when Jack stood, he got up and quietly faded away. Riley, over behind the bar, scratched the back of his neck casual-like and stepped briskly to the back, opened the door, and stepped out of sight.
"Billy Bob," I said, "forget it."
"Go back to your nigger," Billy Bob snapped, "and get out from behind me."
Sounded like good advice. I moved over to the left with the rest of the crowd.
"Maybe you ought to go back to the nigger too," Jack said, and he started easing around the tables toward Billy Bob. He got his foot hooked in a chair as he went, and tried to shake it off, and he got plumb crazy about it, started hopping around trying to get that chair rung off the top of his foot. We all held our hearts in our throats while he bounced about, because his face was getting red and puffy, and there ain't nothing like embarrassment to make a man come out shooting.
Eventually he got the chair shook off and made the end of the bar and stood there. He and Billy Bob were about fifteen or twenty paces apart. Jack had his left hand on the bar, his right was high at his side, pointing slightly inward toward the pistol at his middle. I seen that the hand on the bar was fluttering slightly, about as much as Billy Bob's legs were shaking.
"You handled that chair real well," Billy Bob said, and he let his lips pull up into a little smile.
"You should have been like your pa," Jack said, his voice cracking a little, "taken your insult and gone on. Live a lot longer that way."
"Ha!" Billy Bob said. "What's for me to back from. You didn't never back down Wild Bill Hickok, and you know it, and you won't back me neither."
"You sure?" Jack asked, almost politely.
Billy Bob nodded.
Somebody in the saloon chickened out. I heard him go through the bat wings, and when I turned to look they were swinging shut, and Skinny had walked over to take hold of them and look in. Maybe he didn't know exactly what was going on, but he knew it was exciting.
I looked back at Billy Bob and Jack. Silence was so heavy, had someone coughed about then, there'd have been shooting. I wanted to say something to Billy Bob, something that would make this whole thing stop, but nothing came to mind. And I sure as hell didn't want to draw attention to myself lest he and Jack decide to start in on me first.
It was Jack that finally spoke, and he'd gotten the iron back in his voice. "Can I have your nigger when you're dead?"
"You can have that damn boy too," Billy Bob said. "But you got to get me dead first."
Jack took his hand off the bar and shrugged his shoulders. He said evenly, "You want to do this, kid?"
"You started it," Billy Bob said.
"What if you say you're sorry."
"Nope. You say you are."
"Nope. You know how many men I've killed, kid?"
"Ain't none of them me."
"That's the way you feel about it then?"
"Yep."
Jack stretched his neck, like his collar had gotten too tight. "Guess this is it, huh, boy?"
"Reckon so," Billy Bob said rolling his shoulders.
And Jack went for his gun.
He wasn't fast at all. I could have beaten him. Anyone could have. He was washed up, plain and simple.
But Billy Bob… well, try and picture this. One moment Billy Bob had his hands by his sides, the next they were full of pistols and the pistols fired and the left side of Jack's face jumped off in a spray of blood and bone and went all over the bar. Billy Bob cocked and fired both pistols again, and before Jack could so much as wobble, he caught two more bullets in his chest, and when they hit a spray of blood squirted out of his back and covered the wall behind him. I tell you, it was enough to make a billy goat lose his chow.
It couldn't have been long, but it seemed like Jack stood there for a week, this surprised look on the side of his face that wasn't blowed off and finally he folded up like a cheap pocketknife and flopped backwards to the floor, hitting his head so hard it sounded like thunder.
The saloon froze and the smoke from the pistols froze and no one breathed, until from the background someone said softly, "I'll be a sonofabitch," and that was what let the mortar loose. The world started to move again, the gun smoke twined upwards to the ceiling and Billy Bob put the pistols in his sash and let out a heavy sigh that was a cross somewhere between happiness and relief.
The chatter started again, louder and edgier than before, churning out fast and snappy like the loads from a Hotchkiss gun, and the crowd moved toward Billy Bob, and it was like little toads moving toward the king frog so he could croak loud and long for us, show us how it was done.
Riley, who had been peeping around the edge of the back door, came on out, tiptoeing and smiling. He leaned over the bar and looked at Jack, then he went around and bent over him.
"Dead," Riley said.
"You don't say?" Billy Bob said. "You mean splashing some beer on him won't bring him around."
Blue Hat came forward then, and things got quiet. We'd sort of forgotten him in all the excitement. He turned and looked at Billy Bob, then he walked over and looked at Jack. He bent down like Riley had done, and when he stood, he had Jack's pistol in his hand, which, by the way, Jack hadn't even managed to clear from his holster.