It had just gone light, so we got a good look at what was coming, and it was a sight. Down that muddy street there came a team of six mules. They were pulling a long, flat sled, which looked to have been thrown together in a hurry, and standing at the front of it was a tall, skinny fella with a washed-down hat and a face so thickly overgrown with hair, it looked like a badger's butt. He was cussing now and then to keep rhythm, but the real cussing, the good stuff, was coming from another man.
There was a horseless carriage on the sled, and sitting on the seat, the rain beating down on him, was an old fella with white hair sticking out from under his hat, and a white mustache that darn near covered his whole mouth. He had his arms crossed, was looking straight ahead, and he was cussing every breath, letting it roll out like a poem. Though, unlike a poem, it wasn't embarrassing and didn't make you want to look the other way.
The horseless carriage's wheels and underbottom were all caked with mud, and I figured it had gotten stuck bad and he'd had to get this fella with the mules and the sled to haul him out, and he wasn't happy about it.
Far as I was concerned, he got what was coming to him there. Those fangled noisemakers weren't never going to catch on. They couldn't travel the country the way a horse could, and you couldn't grow feed for them. They were ugly too.
They cussed on down the street, and we watched after them. When they got past the saloon, I lost interest and turned away. But Albert didn't.
"Uh oh," he said.
I turned to look again. A crowd was coming out of the saloon, Billy Bob in the lead. They were walking toward the sled. The sled had stopped and the man sitting in the horseless carriage got down and stepped into the street. He turned toward the crowd, to figure what was going on, and when he did, the sun winked off of his badge and I knew who he was.
We started running.
When we got close I heard Billy Bob yell, "You won't take me alive, sheriff."
And the sheriff said, "What's that?"
"Draw if you got the guts," Billy Bob said.
"What's that?" the sheriff said again.
And Billy Bob pulled both of his revolvers and shot him.
When he did, the fella who owned the mules, thinking that it might be open season, jumped off the sled on the other side and went facedown in the mud.
The sheriff took a careful step forward, and sat down, his butt coming to rest on the edge of the sled.
Billy Bob turned and watched Albert and me come up. He smiled.
I went over to the sheriff, bent down beside him. His face was as white as a china plate. He looked at me.
"I'm sorry," I said. "We wanted to stop him."
"What's that?" he said.
"I'm sorry."
"Can't hear so good," the sheriff," said. He looked back at Billy Bob, who was still smiling, pushing his pistols into their sash.
"Who in tarnation was that?" the sheriff said. "And what in hell have I done to him?"
"It don't take a thing," I said.
The sheriff's head rolled, his hat fell off, and he sagged against me. I put his hat back on, pulled him onto the sled.
When I had him laid out, I seen that he'd been hit twice in the chest, about a hand's span apart. It looked as if his shirt were decorated with two big, wet buttons, and they were still growing.
I turned to Billy Bob. "He didn't hear a word you said. He was darn near deaf."
"That ain't so," Riley offered, helpfullike, pushing up to the front of the crowd. "Homer, he had a built-in instink for them things. He knew Billy Bob was going to draw, he just wasn't fast enough to match him."
"He didn't even know what it was all about," I said.
"Just saved me having to explain about Jack before I shot him," Billy Bob said, and he got his laugh from the crowd. And some crowd it was. Those folks were right flexible. If Homer had drawn on and beat Billy Bob, they'd have been standing next to him, patting him on the back, telling him what a great sheriff and gunfighter he was. They were nothing more than a kind of vulture, feeding themselves off the pride of whoever was riding high at the time.
Billy Bob's head floated to his left and his eyes narrowed. When I looked, I seen he was staring at Skinny. I'd forgotten about him. He'd followed along behind Albert and me like a puppy, anxious to see what was going on. Way he was smiling, you figured he thought this whole mess had been put together for his amusement.
"Hey, dummy," Billy Bob said, "you're still wearing my duds."
Skinny smiled big and nodded.
"I don't like that none," Billy Bob said.
Blue Hat, who had been standing next to Billy Bob, said, "Make him take them off."
Billy Bob smiled. "That's an idea. Take off them clothes, idiot."
Skinny looked confused. He looked to me, then to Albert.
"Leave him alone," Albert said to Billy Bob.
"You ain't got no say-so at all in this matter, nigger," Billy Bob said.
Albert walked slowly over to Billy Bob. "I said, leave him alone."
Maybe Billy Bob would have shot Albert, I don't know. What happened was Blue Hat, who was standing a little to the side, jerked Jack's old pistol, and hit Albert a lick upside the head.
Albert wheeled, grabbed Blue Hat, and jerked him into the muddy street. Before Blue Hat hit the mud, Billy Bob had drawn his pistols, and, whipping the barrels from left to right, he hit Albert about six times. He was real quick.
Still, Albert didn't go down right then. It was when the crowd joined in, hitting and kicking, that he went down.
I tried to get over there, but as I went I ran past where Blue Hat was getting up, and about the same time I stepped on his hat, he grabbed my ankle and pulled it out from under me. I went down in the mud and my head hit the edge of the boardwalk and I went on a short, dark trip.
When I came out of it, I could hear Billy Bob saying to Skinny, "Take off them clothes, idiot, or I'm going to start shooting them off of you."
I raised up some, looked to my left and seen Albert lying in the mud. Blue Hat had gotten up now, had his hat in one hand, and was kicking Albert in the head as hard as he could and as many times as he could.
I tried to say, "Stop it," but a hunk of mud fell out of my mouth, and by then he'd quit kicking.
I heard a pistol shot, and I rolled on my side and seen Skinny standing there, startled, holding his hand out to his side. He turned slowly and looked at it. His left little finger was gone. Billy Bob had shot it off.
"Take off the clothes, dummy," Billy Bob said. "Or the next one's in your head."
"Go ahead and shoot him," I heard Blue Hat say. "He ain't good for nothing. Ain't got nobody but this nigger and that fool."
"Take the clothes off." I croaked at Skinny.
Blue Hat kicked me in the back of the head and I rolled forward some, got to a knee and said it again, "Take them off, for Heaven's sake, Skinny, take them off."
Blue Hat must have come up behind me and clubbed me with his pistol then. I don't know, but I went down in the mud again.
"Take off the clothes, dummy. Take off the clothes, dummy. Take off the clothes, dummy," echoed again and again, and when I looked up, I knew why. It was Skinny, mocking Billy Bob perfect.
"You stop that," Billy Bob said.
But Skinny was smiling again. He was still holding his hand out to his side, and it was dripping blood, but he wasn't paying it any mind. He had a new game to play. "Take off the clothes, dummy," he said, and started to wave his right hand around like he had a pistol in it.
"You hear me?" Billy Bob yelled. "You stop that."
"You hear me?" Skinny said. "You stop that."
"Damn you," Billy Bob said, and he shot Skinny right through the heart.
I don't remember seeing Skinny fall. I must have passed out again about then. It was the fever, the beating, and the gal-darned sorriness of it all did me in, I reckon.
Next thing I knew my head was floating up from the mud and there was light in my eye.