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Acknowledgements
CHAPTERS IN A PAST LIFE © 1993 by Marilyn Jaye-Lewis
L’ENFER © 1992 by Alice Joanou
EROTOPHOBIA © 1998 by O’Neil De Noux
ENTERTAINING MR ORTON © 1998 by Poppy Z. Brite
WORTH MORE THAN A THOUSAND WORDS © 1998 by Lawrence Schimel
MRS FOX © 1996 by Michael Crawley
SWEATING PROFUSELY IN MÉRIDA: A MEMOIR © 1994 by Carol Queen
TAROT © 1998 by Florence Dugas
BLACK LILY © 1996 by Thomas S. Roche
THE PRESCRIPTION © 1998 by Carol Anne Davis
PLAGUE LOVERS © 1998 by Lucy Taylor
NIGHT MOVES © 2000 by Michael Perkins
MOVEMENTS © 2000 by Michael Hemmingson
DO WHAT YOU LOVE © 2000 by Susannah Indigo
ONLY CONNECT © 2000 by Lauren Henderson
BOTTOMLESS ON BOURBON © 2000 by Maxim Jakubowski
PAYING MY FRIENDS FOR SEX © 2001 by Matt Thorne
GATORS © 2001 by Vicki Hendricks
THE COLOUR OF LUST © 2002 by M. Christian
THE END OF DAPHNE GREENWOOD’S TRAVEL CAREER © 2003 by Tara Alton
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER © 2003 by Mark Timlin
AMERICAN HOLIDAYS © 2003 by Mike Kimera
SCREEN PLAY © 2004 by A. F. Waddell
SECRETLY WISHING FOR RAIN © 2004 by Claude Lalumière
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GIRL © 2005 by Marie Lyn Bernard
BLINDED © 2005 by Donna George Storey
THE PENIS OF MY BELOVED © 2006 by Ian Watson and Roberto Quaglia
NOTHING BUT THIS © 2006 by Kristina Lloyd
DON’T LOOK BACK © 2006 by Alison Tyler
THE EROTICA WRITER’S HUSBAND © 2007 by Jennifer D. Munro
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