Sure wasn't, especially if you thought you could make your own connection and not have to let the rest of your junkie pals in on it directly. "So you decided to sit out in the cold instead." I blew out a short, disgusted breath. "I'd have gone back to Streep's eventually."
"Well, if it got too cold, we was gonna get in the car." Farmer looked uncomfortable. "Hey, what are you bitching at me for? I found her, didn't I?"
I turned to the woman. "Where's Joe?"
Her eyes were deep blue, almost navy. "He's at my place. I understand you're his sister, China?" She tilted her head like game-show women do when they're showing you the year's supply of Turtle Wax behind the door number three. "I had no idea Joe had a sister in college. But I see the resemblance, you have the same eyes, the same mouth. You're very close to Joe?"
"I'd like to see him."
She spread her hands. "Then we'll go see him. All of us." She smiled past me and I turned around. The kid was standing several feet behind me, still doped up and a little unsteady but looking eager and interested in that way junkies have when they smell a possibility of more heroin. Fuck the two weeks; he'd been a junkie all his life, just like Joe.
I turned back to the woman, intending to tell her the kid was only fifteen and surely she didn't want that kind of trouble but she was already on her feet, helping Farmer up, her expensive gloves shining incongruously against his worn, dirty denim jacket.
But then again, she didn't have to touch him with her bare hands.
She made no objection when I got into the front seat with her and jerked my thumb over my shoulder instead of moving over so Farmer could get in next to me. He piled into the back with the kid and we drove off just as a meter maid pulled up next to George's car. I looked over my shoulder at the Cushman.
"Looks like we're leaving just in time," I said.
"They never ticket my car." She pushed a Grateful Dead eight-track into the tape deck and adjusted the volume on the rear speakers.
"That's funny," I said, "you don't seem like the Grateful Dead type. I'd have thought you were more of a Sinatra fan. Or maybe Tony Bennett."
"Actually, my own taste runs to chamber music," she said smoothly. "But it has a very limited appeal with most of our clients. The Grateful Dead have a certain rough charm, especially in their ballads, though I will never have the appreciation for them that so many young people do. I understand they're quite popular among college students."
"Yeah, St Stephen with a rose," I said. "Have another hit and all that. Except that's Quicksilver Messenger Service."
"I have one of their tapes, too, if you'd prefer to hear that instead."
"No, the Dead will do."
She almost looked at me. Then Farmer called out, "This is such a great car!" and she turned up the volume slightly.
"They can't hear us," she said.
"They sure can't."
Her face should have been tired from smiling so much but she was a true professional. Don't try this at home. Suddenly I wished I hadn't. My father was right: cocky snot-nosed college know-it-all. I hadn't had the first idea of what I'd got into here with this white Cadillac and this ex-fashion model who referred to junkies as clients but I was beginning to get a clue. We were heading for the toll bridge over the river. The thing to do was jump out as soon as she stopped, jump out and run like hell and hope that would be fast enough.
There was soft, metallic click. Power locks.
"Such a bad area," she said. "Must always keep the doors secure when you drive through."
And then, of course, she blinked. Even with her in profile, I could see her lower eyelid rise to meet the upper one.
She used the exact change lane, barely slowing as she lowered the window and reached towards the basket. For my benefit only, I guessed: her hand was empty.
She took us to a warehouse just on the other side of the river, one of several in an industrial cluster. Some seemed to be abandoned, some not. It wasn't quite evening yet but the place was shadowy. Still, I was willing to make a run for it as soon as we stopped and fuck whatever was in the shadows, I'd take my chances that I'd be able to get away, maybe come back with the cops. After I'd given them a blink test. But she had some arrangement; no stops. While the Dead kept on trucking, she drove us right up a ramp to a garage door, which automatically rumbled upward. We drove on to a platform that had chicken-wire fencing on either side. Two bright lamps hanging on the chicken wire went on. After a moment, there was a jerk and the platform began to lift slowly. Really some arrangement.
"Such a bad area," she said. "You take your life in your hands if you get out of the car."
Yeah, I thought, I just bet you did.
After a long minute, the elevator thumped to a stop and the doors in front of us slid open. We were looking into a huge, elegantly furnished living-room. House and Garden conquers the universe.
"This is it," she said gaily, killing the engine and the Dead. "Everybody out. Careful when you open the door, don't scratch the paint. Such a pain getting it touched up."
I waited for her to release the locks and then I banged my door loudly against the chicken wire. What the hell, I figured; I'd had it anyway. Only a cocky snot-nosed college know-it-all would think like that.
But she didn't say anything to me about it, or even give me a look. She led the way into the living-room and gestured at the long beige sofa facing the elevator doors, which slid closed just as Farmer and the kid staggered across the threshold.
"Make yourselves, comfortable," she said. "Plenty of refreshments on the table."
"Oh, man," said Farmer, plumping down on the couch. "Can we play some more music, maybe some more Dead?"
"Patience, Farmer," she said as she took off her coat and laid it on one of the stools in front of a large mahogany wet bar. It had a mirror behind it and, above that, an old-fashioned picture of a plump woman in bloomers and corset lounging on her side eating chocolates from a box. It was like a stage set. She watched me staring at it.
"Drink?" she said. "I didn't think people your age partook in that very much nowadays but we have a complete stock for those who can appreciate vats and vintages and whatnot."
"I'll take a shot of twenty-year-old Scotch right after you show me where Joe is."
The woman chuckled indulgently. "Wouldn't you prefer a nice cognac?"
"Whatever you think is best," I said.
"I'll be right back." She didn't move her hips much when she walked, but in that cream-coloured cashmere dress she didn't have to. This was real refinement, real class and taste. Smiling at me over her shoulder one more time, she slipped through a heavy wooden door at the far end of the room next to an enormous antique secretary.
I looked at Farmer and the kid, who were collapsed on the sofa like junkie versions of Raggedy Andy.
"Oh, man" said Farmer, "this is such a great place! I never been in such a great place!"
"Yeah," said the kid, "it's so far out."
There were three silver boxes on the coffee table in front of them. I went over and opened one; there were several syringes in it, all clean and new. The box next to it held teaspoons and the one next to that, white powder. That one was next to the table lighter. I picked it up. It was an elaborately carved silver dragon coiled around a rock or a monolith or something, its wings pulled in close to its scaly body. You flicked the wheel in the middle of its back and the flame came out of its mouth. All I needed was a can of aerosol deodorant and I'd have had a flamethrower. Maybe I'd have been able to get out with a flamethrower. I doubted it.
"Jeez, will you look at that!" said the kid, sitting up in delayed reaction to the boxes. "What a set-up!"
"This is such a great place!" Farmer said, picking up the box of heroin.
"Yeah, a real junkie heaven," I said. "It's been nice knowing you."