mild and unassuming. Maybe it was a sales technique he 17
was working out — that’s what I thought at the time.
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mind?” he asked.
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as they came out of my mouth. “But I’m not renting any-22
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white man smiled and shook my hand just as if I had said 25
yes to him. “That’s my office number in Manhattan on 26
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away and walked down to a Volkswagen, the new Bug, 2
parked at the curb. It was a turquoise car that reminded 3
me of an iridescent seven-year beetle.
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you’re unemployed.”
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flashed her eyes at me. All the way across the road those 14
yellow eyes called me a liar. So I turned my back on them 15
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“So you gonna call ’im?” Clarance Mayhew asked me.
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of Clarance’s fat legs.
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there’s junk been down there since my mother’s mother’s 20
mother was a child.”
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chubby and pear shaped. Underneath his chin was a crop 23
of curly hair about an inch thick. Hair wouldn’t grow on 24
his cheeks. That’s why the tan-colored man always looked 25
about ten years under his actual age. “I mean you ain’t got 26
no job so you ain’t got no money. You could clean up 27 S
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“You want a drink?” I replied.
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“Hey.” That was Ricky’s way of saying yes. He was 2
darker than his cousin but not nearly my color. When my 3
uncle Brent used to see us coming, he’d say, “If it ain’t the 4
three shit-colored patches on a tatty brown quilt.”
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chest where we played cards. I took a drink from the bot-7
tle and then passed it to Ricky. We never used glasses un-8
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us. Clarance, Ricky, and I had drunk from the same bot-10
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$1.25. That meant I had $15.76 left to my name. One 15
more bottle of whiskey and I’d be flat out of money.
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“Lemme see some cards,” Clarance hissed off the back 17
end of a deep draught of whiskey.
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and a trey. Ricky slapped his cards facedown and took the 20
bottle back. I showed two spades, a ten, and an ace.
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“Shit,” said Clarance. “You got all the luck tonight.”
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and waiting for the bottle.
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give me all kinds of grief about how I should get a job and 2
how disappointed my father would have been to see me 3
falling apart like I was.
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I took another draught from the bottle. It felt nice.
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Good whiskey smoothes out after the third sip. Clears the 6
fuzz from behind your eyeballs and relaxes the spine. I’ve 7
always liked to drink. So did Clarance and Ricky, who we 8
sometimes called Cat.
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“Wilson Ryder needs a man to help on those new 10
houses he’s putting up,” Ricky said.
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hoarding the liquor, so I passed it on to Clarance.
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“Yeah,” Ricky said. “He’ll be down there tomorrow.
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You should go ask ’im.”
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over again, the way he always did when he was getting 18
high. “Maybe? Man, what you thinkin’? Like you some 19
kinda prince don’t have to work? They will take this house 20
from you, Charles. You gonna end up like old man Brad-21
ford — sleepin’ in somebody’s garage, eatin’ day-old bread, 22
and drinkin’ brand X.”
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hearted lounge lizard. “What’s all this tough love, darlin’?”
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“Goddammit, asshole!” he shouted. “I told you not to 1
call me that!”
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prayer. “Clara, you tellin’ me I ain’t worthy.”
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time would end the card game. We used to tease Clarance 6
in grade school by calling him Clarabell and then just 7
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knew he couldn’t take me. But we were both just high 12
enough to act like fools.
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Ricky put the bottle down and picked up his sweater.
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around and leave. Ricky shook his head at me and fol-16
lowed his cousin out the front door.
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played.
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