"What, is my part so unimportant that my lines don't have to rhyme?"
Now the satirist's answer was loud enough that Nafai caught a few phrases, ending with the clincher, "Write the thing yourself!"
The young man angrily pulled his mask off his face and shouted, "I couldn't do worse than thisl"
The satirist burst into laughter. "Probably not," he said. "Go ahead, give it a try, I don't have time to be brilliant with every scene."
Mollified, the young man put his mask back on. But Nafai had seen enough. For the young masker who wanted his lines to rhyme was none other than Nafai's brother Mebbekew.
So this was the source of his income. Not borrowing at all. The idea that had seemed so clever and fresh to Nafai-apprenticing himself in an art to earn his independence-had long since occurred to Mebbekew, and he was doing it. In a way it was encouraging-if Mebbekew can do it, why can't I?-but it was also discouraging to think that of all people, Nafai had happened to choose Mebbekew to emulate. Meb, the brother who had hated him all his life instead of coming to hate him more recently, like Elya. Is this what I was born for? To become a second Mebbekew?
Then came the nastiest thought of all. Wouldn't it be funny if I entered the acting profession, years after Meb, and got a job with a serious company right away? It would be deliciously humiliating; Meb would be suicidal.
Well, maybe not. Meb was far more likely to turn murderous.
Nafai was drawn out of his spiteful little daydream by the scene on the stage. The old potion-seller was trying to persuade a reluctant young woman to buy an herb from him.
Put the leaves in his tea Put the flower in your bed
And by half past three
He'll be dead-I beg your pardon,
Just a slip of the tongue.
The plot was finally making sense. The old man wanted to poison the girl's lover by persuading her that the fatal herb was a love potion. She apparently didn't catch on-all characters in satire were amazingly stupid- but for other reasons she was still resisting the sale.
I'd sooner be hung
Than use a flower from your garden.
I want nothing from you.
I want his love to be true.
Suddenly the old man burst into an operatic song. His voice was actually not bad, even with exaggeration for comic effect.
The dream of love is so enchanting!
At that moment Mebbekew, his mask back in place, bounded onto the stage and directly addressed the audience.
Listen to the old man ranting!
They proceeded to perform a strange duet, the old potion-seller singing a line and Mebbekew's young character answering with a spoken comment to the audience.
But love can come in many ways! (I've followed him for several days.)
One lover might be very willing! (I know he plots her lover's killing.)
The other endlessly delays!
(Listen how the donkey brays!)
Oh, do not make the wrong decision!
(I think I'll give this ass a vision.)
When I can take you to your goal!
(He'll think it's from the Oversoul.)
No limits bind the lover's game.
(A vision needs a little flame...)
No matter how you win it,
Because your heart is in it,
You'll love your lover's loving still the same,
A vision from the Oversoul. Flame. Nafai didn't like the turn this was taking. He didn't like the fact that the old potion-seller's mask had a wild mane of white hair and a full white beard. Was it possible that word had already spread so for and fast? Some satirists were famous for getting the gossip before anyone else-as often as not, people attended the satires just to find out what was happening-and many people left the satires asking each other, What was that really about?
Mebbekew was fiddling with a box on the stage. The satirist called out to him, "Never mind the fire effect. We'll pretend it's working."
"We have to try it sometime," Mebbekew answered.
"Not now."
"When?"
The satirist got to his feet, strode to the foot of the stage directly in front of Meb, cupped his hands around his mouth, and bellowed: "We... will ... do ... the ... effect... later!"
"Fine," said Meb.
As the satirist returned to his place on the hill, he said, "And you wouldn't be setting off the fire effect anyway."
"Sorry," said Meb. He returned to his place behind the box that presumably would be spouting a column of flame tonight. The other maskers returned to their positions.
"End of song," said Meb. "Fire effect."
Immediately the potion-seller and the girl flung up their hands in a mockery of surprise.
"A pillar of fire!" cried the potion-seller.
"How could fire suddenly appear on a bare rock in the desert?" cried the girl. "It's a miracle^
The potion-seller whirled on her. "You don't know what you're talking about, bitch! I'm the only one who can see this! It's a vision!"
"No!" shouted Mebbekew, in his deepest voice. "It's a special stage effect!"
"A stage effect!" cried the potion-seller. "Then you must be-"
"You got it!"
"That old humbug the Oversoul!"
"I'm proud of you, old trickster! Stupid girl-you almost fixed her."
"Oh, it's nothing much to take her-you're the master faker!"
"No!" bellowed the satirist. "Not ‘take her!' you idiot! It's ‘take her,' emphasis on take, or it doesn't rhyme with faker !"
"Sorry," said the young masker playing the potion-seller. "It doesn't make sense your way, of course, but at least it'll rhyme?
"It doesn't have to make sense, you uppity young rooster, it only has to make money!"
Everybody laughed-though it was clear that the actors still didn't really like the satirist much. They got back into the scene and a few moments later Meb and the potion-seller launched into a song-and-dance routine about how clever they were at hoodwinking people, and how unbelievably gullible most people were-especially women. It seemed that every couplet of the song was designed to mortally offend some portion of the audience, and the song went on until every conceivable group in Basilica had been darted. While they sang and danced, the girl pretended to roast some kind of meat in the flames.
Meb forgot his lyrics less than the other masker, and in spite of the fact that Nafai knew the whole sequence was aimed at humiliating Father, he couldn't help but notice that Meb was actually pretty good, especially at singing so every word was dear. I could do that, too, thought Nafai.
The song kept coming back to the same refrain:
I'm standing by a fire
With my favorite liar
No one stands a chance
When he starts his fancy dancing
When the song ended, the Oversoul-Meb-had persuaded the potion-seller that the best way to get the women of Basilica to do whatever he wanted was to persuade them that he was getting visions from the
Oversoul. "They're so ready for deceiving," said Meb. "We'll have all these girls believing."
The scene closed with the potion-seller leading the girl offstage, telling her how he had seen a vision of the city of Basilica burning up. The satirist had switched to alliterative verse, which Nafai thought sounded a little more natural than rhyming, but it wasn't as fiin. "Do you want to waste the last weeks of the world clinging to some callow young cad? Wouldn't you be better off boffing your brains out with an ugly old man who has an understanding with the Oversoul?"