"Madame Daeng? What the…?" Phosy yelled.
"I told you I could scrunch up to almost nothing," she smiled.
"But where were you?"
"Under the tarpaulin behind the back seat."
"There's barely ten centimetres down there."
"I'm pliable."
Phosy was furious. "Get out!" he said.
She laughed. "What, here?"
"I told you to stay at Natan."
"You want me to walk all the way back there on my arthritic legs?"
Phosy hammered his fists against the steering wheel.
"Madame Daeng, if you were a man I'd punch you on the nose, I swear I would."
"If you did, even if I weren't a man, I'd punch you back."
The young officers laughed.
"You two can wipe those smiles off, right now."
"Listen, son," she said, "believe me, I can help. If I thought I'd hamper your investigation I wouldn't have come. Really I wouldn't."
"I know your history. But that was…"
"Then you know I can only be an asset. Siri's up here somewhere and, brave as he is, I want to be around to…to support him. That's what couples do. And, Phosy, a steering wheel can only take so much abuse."
Phosy gave one last punch then put his hands on his head. He knew when he was beaten.
"Let this be a lesson to you boys," he said to the policemen. He left it there, and they didn't ever learn what the lesson was. Phosy reversed out of the grass and drove in silence to Ban Noo.
Comrade Ying Dali, the one-time North Vietnam region 6 boxing champion, now gone to seed, sat beneath a camouflaged tarpaulin receiving piles of paper from two colourful characters: one with a cheroot hanging from her lip, the other with a crossbow strapped to his back. Phosy killed the overheated engine and watched.
"According to Siri's description, he's one of the two junior officials," Daeng said. Phosy kept quiet.
They waited until the boxer was alone before strolling across to him. They were in a village so basic the main house was a thatch of twigs. They were well-plaited twigs but really nothing to stop a good wolf puff. It was a picturesque place with a stream, like an illustration for a month on a calendar: heaven, unless you had to live in such an isolated place with no power or sanitation or medicines. The boxer stood when the strangers reached his lean-to.
"Comrades?" he said.
Phosy introduced himself and his men, ignoring Daeng completely. He announced that they were investigating a murder in the district. It was a small untruth only in that the offence had not yet taken place. He hoped he wasn't tempting fate.
"Can you tell us exactly how your system here works?" he asked Ying.
"Well, it's quite simple," Ying began. "We draw up an area into grids. We come in and identify literate people. We pay them a few kip, and they take our questionnaires off to the surrounding minority villages. We come back two weeks later, and they bring us the results. We check that everything's in order, pay them the rest of their fees, and give the documents to the section head to collate."
"Comrade Buaphan?" Phosy asked, consulting an imaginary list in his notebook.
"That's right."
"How do you get them to him?"
"Depends. If he's busy he sends the driver. But he prefers to drive himself. He's a bit touchy about his truck."
"And is that the only communication you have — the truck? I mean you don't have walkie-talkies or such?"
"No, they don't work over these distances, and the mountains block shortwave signals as well. So we rely on the truck to ferry messages back and forth."
"So for long periods you wouldn't know what the other two men are up to, whether they're at their bases or not?"
"Well, that's true. But I mean, we can tell. If the work's not done we know who's been slacking off. Comrade Buaphan's always efficient."
"Do you know anything about Comrade Buaphan's personal life?" Phosy asked.
"No. He's a bit of a loner. When we aren't on the road — I mean, outside office hours — we never see him."
"Does he have family?" Daeng asked from her rearguard position out in the sun. Phosy turned and glared at her.
"He had a wife once, I believe," the boxer replied. "Somewhere up in the north. She passed away."
Phosy took a step to his left to eclipse Madame Daeng. "Have you seen him with any women? Girlfriends? Doing any socializing on these trips?"
"No, but like I say, apart from the journey out and back we don't see each other that much. Why? What's he done?"
Phosy ignored the question. "How do you get along with him?"
"He's all right. He can be really charming at times. He knows some funny stories when he's in the mood. But I don't get the feeling he's in this type of work for the social contact. I think it's the isolation he likes, being up here in the hills. It can be addictive, I have to admit."
Madame Daeng had sidled around to get shade from a cow's-earring tree. She was biding her time until Phosy ran out of questions. Her chance came sooner than she'd expected.
"Well, thank you…" Phosy began. Daeng put up her hand. "What?"
"One last question," she said and smiled too sweetly for him to refuse.
Phosy waved her on.
"There are women at your office?"
"Yes, about half a dozen."
"How does Buaphan act around them?"
"Act?"
"Yes, is he friendly? Does he flirt?"
Ying laughed. "One thing I could never imagine is Comrade Buaphan flirting with the women at the office. If you wanted a playboy you couldn't go past my office mate, Nouphet. He's the charmer. But Buaphan, no ma'am. He's really not that type."
"What type is he?" Phosy asked.
"Well, he's…don't get me wrong. I get along with him OK. But Buaphan can be a bit…self-important. It's as if he thinks he's better than other people. It doesn't worry me, but I know the clerks and the cleaner and the drivers complain about him treating them like servants. They gossip about him a lot."
From Ying, the boxer, they learned at which of the three locations Buaphan was based. In order to get there they had to return along the track they'd just taken and go all the way back to the intersection with the main road. There they were to head north, away from Natan, until they arrived at the small village of Nahoi, where Comrade Nouphet, the playboy, was billeted. The village was at a second turn-off that led up into the mountains to the remote outpost where Buaphan had chosen to spend his time.
Phosy had yielded the driving to one of his men, who had his nose up against the windscreen studying the rocks ahead. Phosy sat in silence, riding the bumps.
"I could drive if you get tired," Daeng said.
"No!" snapped Phosy, still deep in his huff.
"You know?" Daeng said. "It doesn't make sense. Something worries me about all this."
"And something's worrying me," said the policeman, with a finger pointed at her nose. "And do you know what that is? It's you. I swear, old lady, if I have to tie you up and duct tape your mouth to keep you quiet, I will have no hesitation."
She wasn't offended. He was a nice boy who had commanded men in the jungle. He was just a little too fixated on authority. She knew he'd get over it. She smiled serenely and watched the birds that fluttered from the bushes as the noisy jeep approached.
The main road was only marginally better than the track. At the first intersection they were only five kilometres from Natan and Phosy considered making that detour to drop off the heavy weight that had attached herself to their party. But the drive to and from the first base had taken four hours and he couldn't afford to waste any more time. He reassumed the role of driver on the way to Nahoi and decided it would be wise to stop off there to check as to whether Comrade Nouphet had seen Buaphan or the truck. While Daeng and the two officers went to the small roadside market to buy food and drink for the next leg of their journey, Phosy walked into the village to find the second census collator.