Balls and Dicky stood up, looking down. Balls smiled. "That shore took some spark out of her, huh?"
"Ya done drilled a hole in her head," Dicky observed with a roiling gut. "But she ain't kicked the bucket. Where'd ya learn that trick?"
"‘Member 'bout a month ago we'se was in the bar watchin' 'bout that Dahmer fella? He took the zing out'a some'a his victims the same way—said so on the news. Figgure if it's good enough fer him, it's good enough fer me, and see?" Balls gestured an opened hand to the convulsant girl. "Works like a charm."
Dicky made every effort to keep his eyes from lingering too long on the girl. Her eyes looked up at them, darted back and forth, and her lips moved but uttered no sound. All she did was lie there and tremble. The 3/8th-inch hole in her head effused surprisingly little blood.
Now the baby, however toothless, was gnawing on the pubic scalp like hairy jerky.
Dicky's eyes beseeched Snot McKully. "How's that fer a ruckin', Mr. McKully?" hoping the fat moonshiner was satisfied by the demonstration.
McKully inspected the unfortunate girl from his seat. "Ain't bad but I've seen better."
Balls guffawed. "What? You think I'm done? Shee-it," and then Balls grabbed that battery brush from the old guy who looked like Larry, and was sitting on the girl's stomach. He tweezed a nipple between his fingers then began to vigorously scour at the flesh with the brush's stiff, iron bristles.
"How's that, baby? Feel good?"
The girl's convulsions heightened again, and Balls found that the sensation against his crotch was pleasurable indeed. When the first nipple had been essentially scoured off, he proceeded to the next. All the while, the girl never uttered a sound. She simply convulsed.
Balls brought his lips down to the bleeding abrasions and began to suck.
Dicky could only wince. "I think ya done rucked her up enough, Balls... "
"Naw. Ya kiddin' me?" Red-mouthed, then, Balls got back up and grabbed the rope that Dicky had brought from the vehicle. McKully watched raptly as the girl's ankles were tied to a nearby tree. Then Balls cut another length. "Git in the ‘Mino and start her up, Dicky."
"Whuh—what?"
"Go on!"
Dicky shuffled back to the El Camino and started up the hefty 427 big block.
Balls made a noose out of one end of the rope and secured it around the girl's neck, then secured the other end to the ‘Mino's trailer hitch. She was still alive but beginning to bleed out.
"Okay, Dicky-Boy! Let the clutch out! Slow!"
The ‘Mino's engine revved once, then Dicky slid the Hurst into first. The car chugged forward a few inches at a time, eventually taking up the rope's slack, and when there was no slack left at all, the girl's emaciated frame stretched fully out and rose from the ground.
"Keep goin', Dicky!" Balls called out over the engine-noise. "Nice'n slow!"
The girl's eye bugged, her frog-belly-white face going first pink, then heather- blue. Her tongue stuck straight out, then—POP!—a vertebra in her neck gave way. Dicky kept inching the ‘Mino forward while the neck stretched like a column of pale taffy. Balls clapped, amused, when the neck stretched out past a foot. The baby watched with a mild curiosity, until—
POP!
—her head snapped off and her body thumped to the ground.
"Good job, Dicky! Shut ‘er down!"
McKully nodded approval. "Gots to admit, boy. That there was a dang fine ruckin'."
Balls cut the corpse's ankles free with the Buck, then shot McKully an exaggerated look of dismay. "Well, I'se hope you don't think that's it, Mr. McKully. You don't think I went ta all this trouble to call it quits ‘fore I have me some real fun, do ya?"
"Well, seein' that you just scalped her pussy, drilled a hole in her skull, and popped her head off, it don't look to me like there's much more you can do."
"Shee-it," Balls grinned.
Dicky leaned against the ‘Mino's tailgate, his face going ever paler as he watched Balls flip the corpse over and part the very dead legs.
Balls dropped his jeans and found an erection hard as a glass-cutter sprouting from his groin. He got on his knees, spread the corpse's buttocks, and spat. When his penis sunk in, his eyes rolled back in the most potent wave of ecstacy, and he proceeded to hump the lifeless rectum with gusto. Aw, shit, that's good... His grin flashed back to McKully, who was actually raising a brow. "See, Mr. McKully, there cain't be no doubt in yer mind that we can do the job, see? I'm fuckin' a headless corpse in the ass, after all. That sounds pretty down'n dirty ta me."
"I ain't denyin' it, son."
"I mean, I want'ja to know that I walk it like I talk it."
"That you do... "
"I wouldn't want you ta have no reservations 'bout me'n Dicky not bein' bad enough ta work for ya."
"Ya done proved yer point, son," McKully said.
Yeah? Balls thought, and then on the next stroke, his orgasm stunned him. His own rectum felt like it was trying to take a breath as his penis dumped a half-dozen big belts of sperm.
Balls gulped and collapsed on the corpse's back, exhausted, and at once he felt the full force of his epiphany and the ultimate revelation of his newfound calling...
That was the best nut of my LIFE...
He pulled his jeans back up, then dusted off his hands. Now his grin toward McKully sharpened to a cunning glare. "Down'n dirty enough for ya, Mr. McKully?"
"I'd say so."
"Hardcore enough?"
"All right, boy, now don't git cocky. I just done admitted ya proved me wrong. Yer badder than I thought. Yer hardcore."
"Good," Balls gloated. "So's just you watch this... "
Even McKully looked appalled now. Balls kneeled back between the corpse's legs and spread the buttocks wide. Then—
"Aw, no, son!" McKully objected. "Don't do that! Ya done proved yer point!"
Balls wedged his face right into the corpse's ass-crack, guttering muffled laughter, and then planted his lips in a tight circle around the sullied rectum...
And sucked.
He sucked hard, good and hard.
Of course, the girl hadn't been fed in a week, so there wasn't much in the way of fecal matter down there, but there was plenty of pasty, tacky, revolting stink, and there was plenty of something else as welclass="underline" Balls' semen.
Balls sucked it all out of her ass right into his mouth. McKully, Dicky, the blond girl, and even the baby stared open-mouthed.
Balls rose. He picked up the severed head, then spat his own sperm into the dead girl's lips.
He cast the head aside and grinned right at McKully.
"Now that, Mr. McKully, is how Tritt Balls Conner puts a ruckin' on a gal."
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