“Traitor,” said Sally, but in a very perfunctory way. She turned back to Miss Dempsey. “This hasn’t any of the... the...”
“Properties?” provided Agnes.
Sally nodded regally. “Thank you. This hasn’t any of the properties of a proper prank. First, you can’t tell at whom it’s aimed. Second, none of us has the slightest way of getting all the way out to Farley Castle. It’s not like sneaking out the back way to go shopping for a bunch of ribbons, you know.”
Turnip looked suspiciously at his sister. “About this back way...”
“And third,” Agnes broke in hastily, before Turnip could ask awkward questions about their illicit extracurricular wanderings, “it’s in French! And we all know what French means.”
She uttered that last in such portentous tones that Turnip began to wonder if he had misread the text on the pudding. He scratched his head and squinted at the piece of muslin lying open on the tea table.
“I know what that French means,” he said cautiously. “It means ‘Meet me at Farley Castle.’ Doesn’t it?”
“That is, indeed, in accord with my translation of it, Mr. Fitzhugh,” said Miss Dempsey.
None of the girls paid the slightest bit of attention to either of them.
“But of course!” said Sally breathlessly, just as Lizzy Reid leaned forward in her chair and exclaimed, “But you can’t really think...”
“Oh, but I do!” said Agnes.
Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, “Do you think?”
“As little as I can,” Turnip replied honestly. “Do you have any notion what they’re on about?”
“Chickens?” she provided, in such a droll way that Turnip felt his face break into a broad grin. He might even have chuckled.
Jolly good sport, Miss Dempsey.
Sally directed a reproving look at both of them. “This is far, far worse than chickens,” she said with relish.
“Then it must be serious,” murmured Miss Dempsey with all due gravity. Only Turnip noticed the corner of her lips twitch.
“Very serious,” agreed Agnes Wooliston solemnly. “Who would have thought that even here, one would find... spies!”
The announcement had less than the desired impact on the two adults in the room.
“Spies,” said Miss Dempsey. “Spies?”
“I wouldn’t have thought it,” said Turnip bluntly. “In fact, I don’t think it.”
“Oh, you.” Sally waved a dismissive hand. “You never think.”
“I still don’t quite understand,” said Miss Dempsey. “On what are these spies meant to be spying?”
The three girls looked at one another. Clearly, this was not a detail they had considered.
“On... something,” said Agnes.
Her peers nodded vigorously.
Something was obviously the order of the day, and a commodity for which the French were bound to pay dearly.
“Something,” repeated Turnip. He might be the greatest nodcock since the Prince of Wales had ventured into experiments with corsetry, but even he knew a dodge when he heard one.
“Well, think about it,” said Sally impatiently. “There must be oodles on which a spy could spy if he wanted to.”
“I say, Sal, I’ve browsed through your journal, and there ain’t much there of note.”
Sally’s eyes shot sparks of fire. “You’ve read my journal!”
Turnip slunk down in his chair. “I only did it because the mater asked me to. Afraid you were developing a bit of a tendre for that music master of yours.”
“Signor Marconi?” This on dit was too good to pass by. Lizzy bounced around in her chair. “You must be joking!”
“He had very nice mustaches,” mumbled Sally, doing some slinking of her own. Straightening, she gave her brother a look of death. “And I’ll thank you to stay out of my private papers!”
Turnip tapped a finger against his forehead. “Word of advice, sister mine. If you want to keep your papers private, don’t write ‘Private’ on the cover. It set the mater right off. It was all I could do to stop her sniffing around like some great sniffing thing.”
“Hmph,” sniffed Sally.
As a sniff, it wasn’t quite up to the maternal standard, but, to be fair, their mother had had years more of practice. Put a little more air into it, and Sally would be bang up to the mark in no time.
“I don’t think he’s a spy,” said Agnes thoughtfully, bringing the discussion back where it belonged. “Signor Marconi, I mean.”
“What about the new French mistress?” suggested Sally spiritedly, bouncing in her chair as she turned to her peers for confirmation. “She is awfully French.”
“Do you mean just because she speeeeeek lak zees?” contributed Lizzy, with an innocence belied by the wicked sparkle in her brown eyes.
“It’s a nice idea, but Mademoiselle Fayette does make rather a fuss about her brother’s head being chopped off,” Agnes pointed out. “That might make one rather less inclined than otherwise to cooperate with the current regime.”
“But how do we know whether she actually liked her brother?” said Sally, with a relish that made Turnip clutch protectively at his own neck. “That might be nothing more than a... than a...”
“Cunning ruse!” supplied Lizzy triumphantly.
“Not so cunning if one can see through it,” said Agnes, disgusted by the poor quality of villains nowadays. “If it were really cunning, it would be so cunning we’d have no idea at all how cunning it was.”
Turnip’s brow furrowed as he attempted to unravel the tangle of cunning.
“How... cunning,” said Miss Dempsey politely. “But whatever would spies be doing at a young ladies’ seminary in Bath?”
“They’re everywhere,” said Agnes earnestly. As if for confirmation, she added, all in a rush, “My cousin married the Purple Gentian!”
“Did she, by Gad!” Turnip smacked the flat of his hand against one knee as it all became clear. Wooliston... ha! That was where he had heard the name before. His friend Lord Richard Selwick, more dramatically known as the Purple Gentian, had married a young lady of half-French extraction who had spent her youth with cousins named Wooliston. Now that he knew who she was, Turnip could see the resemblance in the younger sister.
Ha! Who would have thought to find Selwick’s cousin by marriage bosom friends with his own little sister. Small world, that, he thought profoundly. He’d have to let Selwick know and they could have a good chuckle over it.
“The Purple who?” said Miss Dempsey faintly.
Sally tossed back her blond braids. “The Purple Gentian. A terribly dashing spy.”
“Not only dashing but terribly dashing, eh, Sal?” Turnip chuckled.
Sally went slightly red about the ears. “Well, a spy in any event,” she said in a dismissive tone, addressing herself solely to Miss Dempsey.
“An English one,” Agnes Wooliston added hastily, just in case anyone might get the wrong idea. “Not French. He married my cousin Amy last year, so we all know a terrible lot about spies now.”
This was obviously a source of both admiration and contention.
Sally shrugged, doing her best to look unimpressed. “There were rumors going about that Reginald might be the Pink Carnation, you know.”
Agnes, with all the distinction afforded by a genuine spy-in-law, gave Sally a faintly pitying look. “But he’s not.”
Sally scrunched her shoulder. “Well, no.”
His sister gave Turnip a look that made it abundantly clear that she considered it nothing short of a breach of his fraternal obligations to have been so remiss as to fail to have been the Pink Carnation.
“And a good thing, too!” said Turnip with feeling. “Some of those French spies can be deuced pushy.”
There had been the Marquise de Montval who had invited him for what he believed to be a coffee and a spot of assignation and then presented him with a pistol and three French thugs, all of whom seemed to be named Jean-Luc, all because she mistakenly took him for the Pink Carnation.