"They will do an autopsy?" he asked.
"Fyfe said they would do."
"And he's preserved the marks on the ramp?"
"They had a tarpaulin over it."
"Better than nothing at all, I suppose. Plaster casts of the heel marks?"
"I doubt it."
"I shall have to insist."
I laughed shortly. "I don't know how much influence you'll have down here. Certainly the name of Sherlock Holmes' wife is nothing to conjure with."
"Ah, poor Russell, forced to ride along in her husband's turn-ups. It is a backward area, with no respect for women's brains. Never mind; we'll both have to resort to Gould's influence before we're through."
"It is very impressive, that influence. He had a law-abiding dairyman assaulting a police constable, just for the asking."
"I told you it was a backwoods. They probably still practice corn sacrifice. Tell me about Ketteridge."
I told him everything I could remember about my hours in Baskerville Hall. He listened intently, asking no questions, and when I had finished he rose and, wrapping his dressing-gown around him, went to stir the fire into life. Having done so, he took up his pipe and lit it, puffing thoughtfully down at the newly crackling flames.
"You handled it well," he said unexpectedly.
"At least I didn't fall apart until I was alone."
"That is all one may ask of oneself."
"I suppose. I feel stupid."
"Human," he corrected me.
"God, who would be a human being?" I said, although I was beginning to feel somewhat better about the episode and its effect on me.
"I've often thought the same," he commented drily, and then returned to business. "You have no idea who Ketteridge might have been escorting so anxiously off the premises?"
"None."
"No smell of perfume, for example, or of cigarettes? The night he was here, Ketteridge mentioned that he smokes only cigars, and his fingers did not give lie to it."
"No perfume. Cigarettes, yes, but I think Scheiman smokes them."
"I believe you are right. Do you know, that entire ménage interests me strangely. Tell me: When Ketteridge allowed you the brief tour of the banqueting hall, did you notice a portrait of a Cavalier in black velvet, lace collar, and a plumed hat?"
"No," I said slowly. "A variety of uniforms, one blue velvet jacket, and an assortment of wigs, but no Cavalier."
"As I thought, the portrait of old Sir Hugo Baskerville, the scoundrel whose sins led to the Baskerville curse in the first place, has been taken down from the gallery. I should be very interested to know when."
"And why?"
"When might tell us why." Having delivered his epigram, he tossed the barely drawing pipe onto the mantelpiece and began to pull clothing from drawers and wardrobe.
"Holmes, tell me what you found in London."
"Breakfast first, Russell; the morning is half gone and I, for one, have not eaten since lunchtime yesterday."
I forbore to look pointedly at the first pale light at the window curtains, merely removed my recovering body from the bed and proceeded to clothe it. Holmes was not the only one who could follow nonverbal commands.
Before we left the bedroom, however, there was something I had to know. "Holmes, why did you tell me you'd met Baring-Gould during the Baskerville case?"
"I did not. I merely said that I had used him during the case."
"You deliberately misled me. Why didn't you want me to know he was your godfather?"
He paused in the act of brushing his hair and looked over at me, startled. "Good heavens, he is, isn't he? I had completely forgotten."He turned back to the mirror slowly. "Extraordinary thought, is it not?"
With that, I had to agree.
***
Mrs Elliott was up and ready for us, although Baring-Gould was not. I had not expected he would be, after the rigours of the day before; I could only hope he had not suffered from the unwonted expenditure of his limited energies.
The chimney in the dining room was still not functioning satisfactorily, so we had been served in the drawing room with the painted Virtues looking down at us, and there we remained for our council. I had to wait until Holmes had tamped and lit and puffed at his pipe, a delaying nuisance that had not grown any easier to bear over the years. I swear he did it deliberately to irritate me.
"Holmes," I growled after several long minutes, "I am going to take up knitting, and make you sit and wait while I count the row of stitches."
"Nonsense," he said with a final dig and puff. "You are quite capable of talking and counting at the same time. Am I to understand that you wish to hear the results of my sojourn?"
"Holmes, when I left you on Monday, you were going to northern Dartmoor and returning here two days later. It is now Saturday, and the only word I have had were secondhand rumours of a hasty trip to London. I've told you about Pethering's death and my visit to Baskerville Hall; I see no reason to go into my trip over the moor and my conversation about hedgehogs with the witch of Mary Tavy parish until you've given me something in return."
"Ah, I see you've met Elizabeth Chase."
Sometimes I wondered what it would be like to have a husband whom I might astonish.
"Holmes," I said sternly.
"Oh very well. Yes, I went onto the moor, and no, I was not blown to bits; I was not even lightly shelled. I even missed the worst of the storm on the Tuesday. I asked farmwifes, shepherds, three stonemasons, two thatchers, a goose girl, and the village idiot whether or not they had seen a ghostly carriage or a black dog, had heard anything peculiar, noticed anything out of the ordinary. All but the village idiot gave me nothing but nonsense, and he gave me nothing but a smile.
"The testing ground for Mycroft's secret weapon (which, by the way, is a sort of amphibious tank) is to the east of Yes Tor, down to Black-a-ven Brook. It's a pocket of ground difficult to overlook except from the army's own observation huts, but I did find a patch of hillside outside the artillery range with an adit showing signs of recent use."
"An adit being a horizontal mine shaft," I said tentatively, dredging up the word from somewhere in my recent reading. Holmes nodded. "Not an active mine, I take it?"
"By no means. Its entrance was heavily overgrown and nearly obscured by a rock-fall."
"How did you find it?"
"I smelt it."
"You smelt…?"
"Coffee. Whoever spent time in there brewed coffee, and threw the grounds at the roots of the whortleberry bushes growing near the entrance."
"Good heavens."
"Extraordinary oversight, I agree," he said, which was not quite what I was exclaiming about, but I let it pass. "The rest of his débris he simply threw back into the shaft—eggshells, greasy paper, tins, apple cores—but the coffee dregs went out in front. Presumably he was in the habit of drinking it at his front door, as it were, and dashing out the thick remnants in the bottom of his cup where he stood. As you are aware, Russell, habit is the snare by which many a criminal is caught."
"How recently was he there?"
"Two or three weeks, I should say. Not more. And to anticipate your question, the new tank was last tested seventeen days ago."
"Suggestive," I agreed. "But that does not explain five days and a trip to London."
"Patience," counselled my husband, one of the least patient individuals I have ever met. "I returned here late on Tuesday, spent a pleasant evening with Gould, and on Wednesday a lad arrived with the name of the people we were looking for."