"Anyway, out to the pool I ran. I was in my swim trunks from Harvey's Food and Grain Shop that also carried a small line of clothes. Suddenly I felt a little odd. I was in real tight, woolen trunks that had no support to them and showed everything I owned. None of the other guys were dressed that way. Most of them had on bikinis, I was to find out later, and looked real sharp. I really must have looked like the hick of the year.
"But, for some reason that I didn't realize then, the girls all perked up the moment I set foot out there. I learned later that it was my huge basket-that's my hambone and balls-that had them all hot and interested. Most of them-reckoned that if my basket wasn't padded with something like the faggots do, then I must really have something worth looking into.
"To tell you the truth, I hadn't really grown that much since I was that twelve-year-old punk in the shed wit-h the twins. My six-incher had only grown into a nine-incher. I had fully expected a doubling of its length and width, since I nearly doubled in height. But, no such luck. As it was, though, the girls really went wild over what I did have.
"I strolled casually around the pool, waiting for someone to make the first move. I was really too damned scared and shy to start anything myself.
"I may have been a tiger back home-but back home is back home, and Hollywood is sophisticated as all hell. I felt about as out of place as an elephant in a bathtub. But I was going to make the most of it, so I sauntered on around the full length of the pool and back the other side.
"I could feel all eyes on me-even those that weren't even looking in my direction; my imagination made them nearly pierce me through. I was the center of-attention-my basket and me, that is-and I could sense a lump tightening up inside my stomach as I made the curve and started back toward the way I had come.
"Suddenly an absolutely gorgeous redhead who was sunning herself without benefit of bra pulled herself up high on her elbows so that her tits and nipples showed and called for me to come over to her. She asked me to oil her back for her. I did it almost mechanically, scared shitless.
"As my hambone started to swell from the contact my fingers had made with her soft, tan back, I tensed even more and tried to pull away. I wanted to get the hell out of there before everyone in the whole damned place saw my erection and laughed me right out of existence.
"Sensing something wrong, she said in a purring voice, 'Thanks, big boy. My name is Samantha. But all my. friends call me Sam. Ummmmm, that feels so good-don't stop now. Ohhhhh, that's good!'
"Totally forgetting my erection, I was dumbstruck by her name-Sam!
"'Sam?' I repeated almost to myself. 'What kind of a name is that for a beautiful girl like you?'
"'I kind of like it,' she replied, turning a little so she could look me in the eye. 'I was named after my maternal grandfather and I loved him very much. Actually, I'm very proud to be named after him-and the name is kicky, anyway.' Her eyes kind of crinkled up as she smiled a little impish smile. 'By the way, big boy, what's your name and where did it come from?'
"Well, here it comes, I gulped to myself. 'Everybody calls me Cowboy. But that isn't my real name,' I hedged. 'My real name is… is… well, hell! My real name is Clyde. And I was named after my father's prize-winning hog. Okay?'
"She was laughing so hard that her makeup was running from the tears. 'Oh, Cowboy, you are the funniest yet! That beats 'em all! Really, it does! You are going to be the life of the parties around here with a sense of humor like that!'
"I sat there, my heart first in my throat, then light as air, as I realized that not only had she not believed me, she had thought I was joking. It was all true, all right, but if it made a funny joke-then I'd tell everyone. They'd all think it was a joke and no one would ever know that I really had been named after Pa's prize hog.
"Samantha rolled over and her huge bronzed tits stood straight up at me. My mouth went dry and my jaw went loose. I tried to cover my shock and embarrassment of seeing a nearly naked lady out in public as best I could, but I truly couldn't! I mean, there she was with more showing than I had ever seen outside of Tammisue and Emmylou-and she was laying there in full view of everybody and the Lord up above!
"'Oh, I'm sorry,' she said quickly and grabbed for her matching halter that went with that tiny piece of material she considered the bottom of her bathing suit. 'I didn't mean to shock you right off. I forgot that you're new here-and a cowboy, at that. I bet all you've ever seen is a whole bunch of naked cows and horses-and sheep,' she said with the wickedest twinkle in her eye.
"'Hell, ma'am, it's all right. I been around in my time, but I never did see anyone naked or even bared out in public before, and that's the truth.'
"She smiled and laughed a twinkling little laugh. 'Oh, Cowboy, if you stay here, that'll all change.' Suddenly her face lit up like Christmas and New Year's all at once. 'Hey, are you going to be at the-party at Wendy's tonight? I bet that old battle-axe of a manager forgot to let you know about it.'
"'You're right, she did forget. What party and when and where?' I said too eagerly.
'"It's one of the regular parties at Wendy's-that's Apartment 238-at nine o'clock tonight. Wendy has a huge, two-bedroom affair that's really set up with all the best of everything. Wait till you see! You are coming, of course?'
"'Of coarse!'
"I could hardly wait for my first party at this 'swinging' apartment. There was going to be sex and booze and all the things that were forbidden back home. To say that I could hardly wait was the understatement of the year!
"When nine o'clock rolled around, I was ready. I had put on my fancy duds and felt really decked out. I was really going to impress those luscious females that were going to be there! I just knew it-I felt it in my bones-especially in my hambone!.
"When I got to number 238, there was no doubt in my mind that a party was going on-in fact, was in full swing already. Music was blaring and I could smell the almost-sickening odor of incense and something else that I couldn't-quite make out, but it was sweet, too.
"I didn't have to knock-the door was ajar and I just sort of pushed at it till it was open enough for me to see inside. Then, slowly, cautiously, I edged my way through the small opening and entered an entirely new scene. Bright lights were flashing in time with the music and the music was loud and bouncy and almost hypnotizing. It felt as if it were your own heartbeat that was being serenaded.
"It was several seconds before I realized that very few of the people had any clothes on. There were naked, or seminaked bodies, everywhere-on pillows, on a round waterbed in the center of the huge living room, on the thickly carpeted floor-everywhere! It was like one large mass of bodies-males tangled up with females-all entwined and doing their thing.
"As my eyes got used to the light, I saw Samantha-I mean, Sam-sitting over in a corner by herself. She was holding a little piece of metal that was holding what was left of a camel or a Lucky Strike. I didn't know that city folks smoked those brands-I always thought city people smoked only them filtered brands with the fancy names.
"As I got closer to her, Sam squinted her eyes at me and waved. She had recognized me! I felt a sudden tingle shoot through my body and head straight for my hambone. I was ready for her-and I hoped with every nerve of my body that she was ready for me. I was going to fuck the living daylights out of her and let her know what my hambone was really all about.