They came at me, several boys, I couldn’t guess how many, and in the face of their headlong strength and life I felt myself filling like a balloon; filled to bursting; filled with spitting rage. How I’d longed for this as a teacher! — to charge at a squad of students, to grapple with as many as I could get my hands on and go down in the dirt clawing, kicking, biting. I gouged at their eyes and mouths, took an elbow in the eye, a knee to the kidneys. I wanted to get at least one of them by the throat.
“What’s wrong with this guy!”
“What is wrong with you!”
“He’s crazy! He’s out of his mind!”
“You’re insane! You’re manic-depressive or something!”
“YOU CRAZY BASTARD.”
In no time they had me pinned against the car, a couple of grunting boys on each outflung arm while another, on his belly, embraced my ankles.
“FIVE AGAINST ONE!” I hollered.
“This is gonna cost you! This is definitely gonna cost you! And you better pay! That’s my dad’s car!”
“I’ll fight you one at a time,” I said. And I’m afraid I was crazy, and I meant it. I started the struggle again when hands frisked my pockets.
“Look! Hold still! Just — I’m not robbing you! I just want your license!”
One boy had let go of me — the one whose dad owned the car — and taken hold of his own head with both his hands. He marched back and forth. “We could say it was a small accident! Like when you, when you, when you — I don’t know!” He let go of his head. “Do you have insurance? You better have insurance. We’ll just take your name, your number on the license — where’s his license?”
“He doesn’t have a wallet. Don’t you have a wallet?”
“It’s at home.”
“You threw a rock at my car!” the driver said. “How old are you?”
A good question. I was starting to feel miserable now. Just the same I thought I might yet punch this kid in the face. “I’m only about a block over, guys,” I said. “Come on and I’ll give you some ID.” It struck me that I’d been driving for two days without a valid license. Mine was years expired, issued half a continent away.
“I’m not letting you in my dad’s car!”
“And I wouldn’t get in anyhow,” I said. “I’m walking.”
“Don’t think you’re getting away! I’m right on your ass! I don’t care if you — I don’t care if you—” He couldn’t say what.
They followed me in the car, driving very slowly and discussing me audibly. They seemed to be coming to the solid conclusion amongst themselves that I was schizophrenic.
“Do you live here?” the driver said when he saw the inside of my house.
“You have this persistent tone of alarm,” I told him. “Will you cut it out?”
“It’s bare! You’re all boxed up! When are you leaving?”
“I’m not going anywhere. I don’t even own a car”—a precise but misleading fact I felt happy to divulge. The truth was I’d started to share his suspicion I might just flee in the night.
I had, I think, nine boxes and a suitcase, and a plan, or a hope, for getting them all in the car. I would have shipped the majority of them but they had no destination.
“God! You’re worse than a kid!” the boy said.
All five of them stood on my small porch, shouldering each other aside to peek through the open door into the dark interior while I found my wallet in my linen sports jacket.
The driver consulted with the others until he grasped that consulting with them couldn’t help, they were all so young and drunk and perplexed and entertained by his trouble, and then he decided he had to call the police.
I let them all inside while he used the phone. In my living room now wallowed a sort of monster of callow health and well-being.
“Nothing but boxes,” one repeated.
“Can’t you turn on a light?”
“Listen, you punk,” I said. “The numbers light up when you pick up the phone. Otherwise you can go downtown and use a pay phone.” I might say anything now. By the minute I felt more and more out of bounds and ridiculous, more and more stupid and mad at myself.
Two policemen arrived in a squad car to find us all standing out front in an arrangement like that of a field sport: five teammates surrounding a guy who might break into a run. One officer took charge while the second stood quietly beside him and arbitrated by saying “Sh!” now and then to the youngsters.
The boy explained the situation quickly but repeatedly, using many times the phrases “My father’s car!” and “We were just driving along!”
“This license the most recent one you have?” the officer asked me. I told him yes.
“His house is full of boxes! He’s moving, Officer. My father’s car!”
“How much have you had to drink tonight, son?”
“Me?”
“You’re the one I’m talking to.”
“Me? Okay. A couple—”
A second spoke up. “I didn’t have any, Officer. And I’m the one driving.”
“Okay,” another friend said. “We had two six-packs. That’s — two beers each, right?”
“We just want to be honest, Officer.”
“We were headed straight home. We were headed straight home.”
“You boys go to Henry Harris?”
“Yessir. We were at the game. We were headed safely home.”
“Honest, Officer, I didn’t have one beer, I swear to God.”
“Then you be the one to drive your friends home.” The officer shone his flashlight now into every face, mine too, and took a quick emphatic decision. “In terms of what’s happening now: I’m not gonna try and cope with you all and your silliness tonight. We’ll take this up at the station in the morning when everybody’s sober.”
“His house is full of boxes—he’s leaving town!”
“I’m getting all the information off his driver’s license and faculty ID.”
“Faculty! He’s on the faculty? What kind of faculty did they allow him on? You should be fired,” the boy concluded.
“Otherwise I put you on a blow-machine, son, and we get you for Minor in Possession.”
“Oh,” the boy said. “I’m sorry. I didn’t understand. Thank you, Officer.”
The others said thank-you with a murmuring humility all the more pitiful for being genuine.
The Officer said, “Mr. Reed. You’ll be there tomorrow, right?”
“Just say when.” But I didn’t intend to deal with this. I felt happy and alive and I would leave town that night, in my BMW full of boxes, driving fast, well over the limit.
“If my dad doesn’t get the money for that windshield—”
“Son. He’ll be there. And you, too, you’ll be there. Everybody sober, eight A.M.”
“Eight!”
“Hey. I usually go home at seven. I’ll be staying overtime just for you.”
“Us too? All of us?” another said.
“One of you better come along. Whoever of you, I don’t care. Just so we have two witnesses.”
The boy whose father owned the damaged vehicle took hold of my hand and shook it with a kind of post-cathartic goodwill. “I’ll see you in the morning, Sir. Don’t worry,” he told us all, his friends, myself, the cop, the sky of stars, “I think he’s just a schizophrenic. We’ll work this out.”
I left town before dawn. I never heard anything more about any of this. Apparently, crimes on a petty level can actually be waltzed away from.
I didn’t drive straight out of town. I made a brief side trip to visit the mystery, I guess I’ll say, of a pair of personal symbols: the monolith and the circular skating rink — now, in summer, a flat pool reflecting the midnight sky. My car sat a hundred yards off in a loading zone behind the student-union building with a front door open and the interior illuminated dimly. I stood at the rail looking down at the black of space and the silver clouds floating past my feet. Summer classes hadn’t started, at two A.M. there wasn’t a soul around, certainly nobody skating. And I missed them, and I missed the curiosity and estrangement and hope with which I’d breathed the winter air in the movie I’d inhabited briefly before it had ended. I missed the hunger.