For a moment the thought was frightening; then he put it out of his mind. Whatever the little mongrel had been once, what he was now was a warm, breathing, loving dog — and Ivo’s friend.
And while everyone in the castle was asleep something sinister happened down in the kitchens. The door opened and a procession of strange people in brown capes and hoods came out and set off across the drawbridge and down the path that led to the sea. They carried sacks filled with their working clothes and with food that they had stolen. These were the ogre’s servants, who had finally decided to leave. They had been thinking about going for a long time because everything was going to pieces in the castle since the ogress had died, but it was the tea bags that were the final straw. When a message came from the people in the dungeon that they had run out, something just cracked in the cook. She said she was leaving and then all the other servants said they were leaving, too.
So when the Hag woke in the morning and made her way down to the kitchen, she found it deserted. The great range was cold; there was scarcely any food to be seen.
She turned to find Ivo, who had left the troll asleep. Trotting behind him was the small white dog, who greeted the Hag enthusiastically, sniffing her shoes and wagging his tail.
“He’s really nice,” said Ivo. “I’ve called him Charlie.”
But it was what to do about breakfast that was the problem.
They hunted in the larder and found a piece of bacon that looked as though it might be edible and a loaf of stale bread — and at least there was some coffee.
“I might as well be back in Whipple Road,” grumbled the Hag as she fried the bacon while Ivo put out the plates.
The other rescuers came in then and they had breakfast, but it was clear that something had to be done. The ogre was bedridden; the dungeon was full of people who refused to go away; and the princess was still locked in her room.
“I’ve saved some bacon for her but you’d better take it up,” said the Hag. “She may be better with someone her own age.”
Ivo took the tray, which contained a piece of bacon, a cup of coffee, and a slice of toast. He decided to leave Charlie downstairs, which was difficult, but the Hag diverted him with an old bone while Ivo slipped out.
As he toiled up the round stone stairs to the East Tower, he was remembering how he had felt when he first saw the Princess Mirella on the Norns’ magic screen. She had looked so pathetic and terrified, with her hair streaming down her back and her pitiful face, and he had felt a great longing to save her and protect her — well, anybody would. And when he burst into the Great Hall, waving a sword which he saw at once would hardly scratch the ogre’s backside, it was the thought of rescuing the princess which had given him the courage to go forward.
And all she had done was yell at him and threaten him with a poker. By the time he reached the top of the stairs, Ivo was in a thoroughly bad temper.
“Open the door,” he called. “I’ve brought you your breakfast.”
There was no answer, but when he turned the iron ring in the door it creaked slowly open.
Mirella was lying in a huddled heap on a couch, covered with a bearskin. The room was bare otherwise, except for a broken spinning wheel, a battered leather footstool, and a tool for dismembering things, nailed to the wall. Everything was covered in dust. She looked so forlorn that Ivo’s bad temper subsided.
“I’ve brought you your breakfast,” he said.
Mirella raised her head. “I don’t want it.”
“Well, you’d better have it just the same.”
“All right. Put it down then.”
“I’m not your servant,” said Ivo, getting cross again. “You might at least say please. And I think you’re a ridiculous, spoiled brat. My goodness, when I think that I spent my whole life — my whole life — in a dreary boring Home eating disgusting food and being ordered about by bossy matrons and sharing a dormitory with people who sniffed and snored and played silly tricks on me, and you,” said Ivo, getting thoroughly worked up, “you were brought up as a princess with everyone doing what you wanted and having lovely things to eat and clothes to wear, and you can’t face the thought of going on living. You have to run away and—”
But he was not allowed to finish. Mirella threw off her bearskin and sat up.
“How dare you talk to me like that! How dare you! You know absolutely nothing about being a princess. Well let me tell you what it’s like. You wake up in the morning with your room full of nurses and servants and people with lists of what you’ve got to do that day. You’re put into ridiculous clothes and when you try to do anything interesting, it’s forbidden. People throw away your ants nests and—”
“Ants nests? Did you have one of those?”
“Yes. The carpenter helped me make it; we lined it with plaster of Paris, and the ants liked it and had very interesting lives, but my parents took it away. They took away my stickleback tank, too, and my jackdaws and everything I’ve ever loved, even my—” She broke off and turned her head away. Talking about Squinter hurt too much. “I was watched morning, noon, and night and made to wear dresses covered in rosebuds, and then this prince came and they said I had to marry him.”
“But you’re much too young to get married,” said Ivo, quite shocked by this.
“They arrange these things early in royal families. He was completely horrible, with a silly beard and a squeaky voice and a scented handkerchief, which he waved when he saw anything alive — and he sleeps in bed socks. One of his servants told my nurse. And then they took away my Squinter—”
Mirella’s voice broke. She sniffed and wiped her eyes. “The ogre has got to change me. He’s absolutely got to.”
“Well, he can’t,” said Ivo. “He’s having a nervous breakdown.”
Mirella frowned. “I don’t know what that is.”
“I didn’t either but the troll told me. It’s when you get so upset inside your head that everything sort of folds up — your blood and your digestion and your muscles. Nothing works properly and you become ill all over.”
“Well, he’ll have to stop, because I’m staying here till he changes me and that’s it.”
“You’re being very selfish.”
There was a scratching noise at the door. When Ivo opened it, Charlie came bounding into the room, full of good cheer and very certain of his welcome.
Ivo bent down to pat him, but Mirella had sat bolt upright and given a little shriek.
“Oh!” she cried. “It’s Squinter! It’s my—” Then as the dog came forward and she could see him in the light, her face fell. “No it’s not! His eyes are wrong.”
Ivo was indignant. “What do you mean, his eyes are wrong? He’s got lovely eyes.”
“Yes, I know. Oh… it doesn’t matter.”
“Look, if you come downstairs we could share him. Please. There’s so much to do.”
But seeing what she had thought was her beloved dog had reduced Mirella to a wreck. “Look, just go away, will you,” she said. “And you can take the tray back, too. I don’t eat bacon; I’m a vegetarian.”
She managed to wait till the door was shut and then she threw herself onto the bed in a storm of sobbing.
CHAPTER 11
The Ogre Breakdown
The ogre was not getting better — in fact he was getting worse. His thighs throbbed, his forehead pounded, blisters had come out on his stomach. At night he had terrible dreams and occasionally he screamed in his sleep — horrible screams which echoed through the castle.
“Oh why did Germania have to die?” he moaned. “It’s all hopeless since Germania died.”