“No!” Ivo’s voice was very strong. “You said you wanted a familiar and you’ve got a familiar. Familiars serve for life, I told you. I’m coming.”
“But—”
“Let the boy come,” said Ulf. “He’s too far into it now. On Monday he can go back.”
It was as the troll had said. The station entrance was sealed off by a great iron gate covered in rust. It looked as though it had been there forever.
“Well that’s that,” said the Hag. “We’d best be getting back while the buses are still running.”
But Ivo had gone up to the gate. He put a hand on the lock — just touching it — and now slowly, creakily, the gate began to open. Only a crack at first… then all the way.
“I don’t like this,” said the wizard. “I don’t like it at all.”
Nobody liked it, but keeping close together, they made their way down a flight of steps into a freezing and derelict ticket hall. The machines were wreathed in cobwebs; a torn poster said DIG FOR VICTORY, which was what people had been told to do in the war.
“This used to be the deepest underground station in London,” said Ulf.
They huddled together, wondering what to do next. Then a faint blue light came on above a sign which said TO THE TRAINS.
But of course there weren’t any trains. There hadn’t been any trains for years. The notice led to what seemed to be a hole in the wall but was actually the top of a curving concrete staircase.
“They want us to go down there,” said Ivo.
“But who are they?” There was no one to be seen.
They began to walk down the stone stairs and all the time it got colder and colder.
“I didn’t know there were so many stairs in the world,” said the Hag.
They reached the bottom at last and found themselves on a platform with a row of broken-down vending machines and some battered wooden benches. There was a smell of decay and oldness.
“Now what?” wondered the troll. “We can’t go any lower.”
And then, incredibly in this station which had been closed for years and years, they heard the sound of a train!
The sound came closer. The train appeared in the mouth of the tunnel. It slowed down but it did not stop. In the dim light inside the carriages sat rows of dark-clad specters, staring at the ground.
“A ghost train!” said the wizard. “Who would have thought it?”
Ivo felt a chill run through him; he’d never seen ghosts before.
The train moved off. The ogre-slayers waited in eerie silence.
After a few minutes the ghost train reappeared; the same dark specters sat staring at the ground. They were on a circle line, doomed to go around and around forever.
Once again the ghost train vanished into the tunnel; once again the slayers waited. Then for the third time they heard the noise of a train, but this one did not only slow down, it stopped, and a disembodied voice said, “Enter.”
It took a lot of courage to get into the train. The seats were ripped and covered in harpy feathers; rats scuttled about on the floor.
The doors shut. The train began to move.
They went through a number of stations. On one, the sign said RIVER STYX. Another said MEDUSA’S LAIR. It looked as though the Underworld had taken over the underground.
Then the train slowed down, stopped. The doors slid back and the poor slayers, frightened and bewildered, got out.
The wall behind the station had collapsed; it was probably near here that the bomb had fallen, because they were in a kind of hollow cave.
The smell was vile; harpies roosted on the ledges; water dripped from the roof.
But on a platform in the center of the cave was something familiar: the great bed of the Norns — and all three of the Old Ones were in it, leaning against the pillows.
For a moment the Norns stared with their bleary eyes at the group of people coming toward them. Then they shook their heads. They had forgotten how bad it was.
There was a pause, and because it looked as though the Norns might drop off to sleep, the troll said, “You have orders for us?”
The Norns sat up. “Orders,” they agreed.
“And gifts.”
They clapped their hands and one of their attendants came forward carrying a leather pouch full of black beans. Beans are often magical, and these were very magical indeed, because they enabled the person who had eaten one to understand the speech of anyone they were talking to, whether it was a human or an animal.
The slayers thanked them and the Hag put the pouch carefully in her handbag.
The second gift was a ketchup bottle filled with a yellowish liquid.
“Foot water,” said the First Norn.
“Water in which feet have been washed,” said the Second Norn.
“Feet of heroes,” said the Third Norn.
The wizard took it and asked shyly what the foot water was for.
“Wounds,” said the First Norn.
“Heals wounds,” agreed the Second.
“Usually,” said the Third.
But gifts from people who deal in magic nearly always come in threes, and now the Norns clapped their hands and one of the attendants came forward carrying a rusty sword.
The Norns had ordered it when they realized that not one of the slayers had a proper weapon.
“For plunging,” said the First Norn.
“Or thrusting,” said the Second.
“Or stabbing,” said the Third.
“Into neck of ogre,” said the First Norn.
“Or stomach,” said the Second.
“Or chest,” said the Third.
The attendant continued to hold out the sword, but no one moved. The troll was strong and brave, but he worked with wood, not rusty metal. The wizard thought that the sword looked heavy, and carrying it would make it difficult for him to think. Then Ivo stepped forward and held out his arms, and the attendant laid the sword across them.
The Norns were very tired now. Their heads kept falling forward on their skinny necks and they shook themselves awake. Then they beckoned once again, and another of their attendants came with a small packet.
“Open later,” whispered the First Norn.
“At home,” croaked the Second.
And a few moments later, the cave resounded with their snores.
The packet, when it was opened in the kitchen at Whipple Road, did not contain a phoenix or a dragon’s egg. It was a pleasantly ordinary parcel. Inside was a large map of the island of Ostland surrounded by ocean. A rocky bay on the northern tip of the island was marked with a black arrow.
There was also a page of instructions for the journey — and four envelopes. Each envelope had on it the name of the person who was to travel. One said HILDA GARBUTTLE, which was the official name of the Hag. One said ULF OAKROOT; and one was made out to BRIAN BRAINSWELLER. Inside each of the envelopes was a train ticket to Rylance on Sea and a boat ticket from there to Osterhaven, the most northern port on the island.
“There’s an extra envelope,” said the Hag.
The troll picked it up. Quite clearly it was labeled IVO BELL.
“Oh but he mustn’t come,” began the Hag. “He absolutely mustn’t be allowed to run into danger. I’ll rub out his name — we can get the money back perhaps?”
She found an eraser — but as soon as she started to remove Ivo’s name, the letters came back again, as clear as day.
“Better not meddle with the arrangements, Hilda,” said the troll. “Who knows, they must have seen something in the boy.”
Ivo had the sense then to go quickly up to the attic and put himself to bed. But he was far too happy to go to sleep. Tomorrow, the day when he would have sat down to claggy meat and lumpy custard, he would be setting off on an amazing adventure.
Ostland.… He had heard of it, of course, an island as big as England and Scotland and Wales all put together, afloat on a remote and mysterious ocean. Ivo had longed to see it, poring over maps in the encyclopedia, but he had never dreamed that he would make the journey. And he was going to rescue a young girl from dreadful danger! He could see her now, kneeling in terror before the great beast that threatened her. It was a pity she was a princess — Ivo did not approve of people being royal — but it was not her fault; one cannot choose one’s parents.