Anyway, we were long, long past the point of no return on this one, so we strode confidently and cheerfully toward the hut, humming, “We’re off to see the wizard.”
No one was coming to greet us, so we marched right up to the hut. I would have knocked, but there was no door.
Buck entered first and called out, “As-salaam alaikum!”
No one shot him, and I heard several voices returning the greeting, “Wa alaikum as-salaam!” Did someone say, “It’s jambiyah time”?
Buck invited us to enter, and we all squeezed through the short, narrow doorway into the small hut.
The hut was lit with two kerosene lamps that hung from the ceiling beams, and around the stone walls, sitting on nice carpets, were six bearded gentlemen in white robes, wearing jambiyahs. All of them had AK-47s leaning against the walls, and in front of them were little piles of green leaves, the breakfast of champions.
One guy was resplendent in his snow white robes and jeweled jambiyah, and his head was crowned with a shiwal that looked like it was embroidered in gold. Must be the sheik.
Buck said to us, “It is customary that we all greet each man, individually, using your first name, beginning with the most senior. Follow my lead.” He informed us, “They will not stand, but that is not a sign of disrespect.” He further advised, “Kate, you just stand by the entrance. Eyes on the floor, please.”
I need a picture of this.
Anyway, Buck began by greeting Sheik Musa, the guy with the golden hat, and Sheik Musa made the intro to the guy next to him, whom Buck greeted in Arabic, as Chet greeted Sheik Musa in English, and Musa replied in Arabic, and Mr. Brenner was now calling himself Bulus, and round we went, Bedouin by Bedouin. The Arabs don’t generally shake hands, but we all nodded our heads in respect. Hi, I’m John. What’s your name again? Another Abdul. At some point in the round-robin I got confused and greeted Zamo.
Anyway, that over, the American men were invited to sit, and Buck advised Kate to keep standing near the door. So we five gentlemen squeezed in between the six Bedouin, whose deodorant had quit a few weeks ago.
Sheik Musa said something and Buck said to us, “The sheik offers us khat, but we will decline. It’s all right to say no.”
I protested, “Let’s have some khat, Buck.”
Buck said something to the sheik and he nodded, then ordered one of his guys to pass around bottled water from a crate. Brenner, who was closest to Kate, passed a bottle to her. Then someone passed a pizza-sized piece of flatbread, and everyone broke off a piece. Pass the Cipro, please. Kate took a piece of bread from Brenner, though I didn’t see how she could eat or drink without dropping her scarf and causing a ruckus. Not my problem. I was a man amongst men. Fuck Manhattan. Fuck 26 Federal Plaza. Hello Bedouin. Where’s my camera?
So with cocktails and hors d’oeuvres served, Buck addressed Sheik Musa in Arabic, and the sheik was listening intently, or he was wasted on khat, and he nodded a few times. Some of the other Bedouin were speaking to Buck and to one another.
Chet knew a few words of Arabic, too, and he used them, but Bulus Brenner kept his Arabic to himself.
Recalling Captain Dammaj who hid his English from us, I asked Buck, “What are these nice people saying?”
Buck replied, “They are confirming our understanding.”
“Right. Five million bucks.”
“And they confirm that they’ve received the letter from Prince Imad of the Saudi royal family.”
“Wonderful.” I smiled at Sheik Musa and said, “Prince Imad is tops.” I gave the prince a thumbs-up.
Buck suggested, “Please be quiet.”
Right. I do the shooting.
On that subject, I looked at Zamo on the other side of the room. He’d been sitting very still the whole time, but his eyes were moving around from Bedouin to Bedouin, who undoubtedly reminded him of Afghan tribesmen. I had the impression he was committing these faces to memory in case he saw them again through his telescopic sight. Good boy, Zamo.
Anyway, Buck and the Bedouin jabbered away for a minute or so and Buck announced, “The sheik confirms that the van with the Predator ground monitoring equipment is here and is now at the safe house, guarded by his men.”
Great. And speaking of Predators, the sheik had to know they were circling overhead and that he had to be nice to us or he’d be toast.
Buck, Musa, and the other Bedouin exchanged a few more words and I heard, “al-Numair” and “Al Qaeda” a few times. Also, the word “Sana’a” came up, as did the word “Mukhabarat,” the PSO. It’s good to get briefed by the locals, except when the locals have their own agenda.
I looked at Sheik Musa in the dim, flickering light. The guy looked imposing, almost regal, and he had a terrific beak-one of those ice cutters like on the bow of a ship. His eyes were alert despite the hour and the green chew, and his skin looked like my leather La-Z-Boy, which, by the way, I missed. I don’t like sitting cross-legged.
The sheik said something that caused his five guys to nod and make approving sounds.
Buck said to us, “The sheik says we are brave men.”
Hey, Kate’s got balls, too. And we’re all idiots.
Buck continued, “He says that we have a common enemy. Al Qaeda. And of course, he says, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”
Right. Until that changes. Not to mention that the sheik was doing business with our common enemy.
The sheik stood and we all stood. He said something, and Buck translated, “He says we all must be tired from our long journey, so he will have us driven to our house and he wishes us a pleasant sleep, and a safe stay in Marib.”
He probably said the same thing to the Belgian tourists. But they didn’t have five million bucks and Predator drones, so maybe this time he meant it.
Buck thanked the sheik and his trusted lieutenants for their hospitality and their assistance. The sheik decided to shake and he offered his hand to Buck, who took it and shook it. Then we all sheiked. Except for Kate, who kept admiring the carpet.
There were a dozen armed guys outside now, all dressed in robes, and they indicated three of the big Toyota Land Cruisers, which already had our bags in the back. So Kate and I got into one of the SUVs with two Bedouin up front, Buck and Chet got in another, and Brenner and Zamo got in the third. And off we went, down the goat path and onto the road, heading west, toward the rugged hills in the distance.
I announced to Kate, who was still wearing her scarf over her face, “I want to be a warlord.”
No reply.
“But I want to ride a white Arabian stallion. Not a Toyota.”
“The only leather that’s ever come in contact with your ass is your La-Z-Boy.”
Wives bring you down to earth. Every day.
Anyway, it seemed to me that Sheik Musa could be trusted. If he was going to turn us over to The Panther, he’d have already done that.
On the other hand, this was the Middle East. The land of the mirage, the shimmering pond in the sand that drew you farther into the deadly desert, and when you arrived at the lifesaving water, it disappeared, and you discovered the bones of those who’d been there before you. You discovered death.
CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
The three-vehicle convoy continued on the road that had been our landing strip, toward the hills we’d flown over. Buck and Chet were in the lead vehicle, Kate and I in the middle, and Brenner and Zamo were bringing up the rear.
The SUVs had their lights off, but there was still enough moonlight to see the straight road, which was also defined by the drainage ditch. I doubted if the Bedouin had valid driver’s licenses, but they seemed to know how to drive in the dark. I mean, camels don’t have headlights. Right?