“Find another angle,” he says.
I try and rack my brain. “The city needs this though. Everyone is always complaining about the lack of affordable housing. People all over the world poke fun at our homeless populations. This is a solution. It should be a good thing no matter who does it.”
“Look, there are tons of people doing good every day. Most people don’t care unless you make them care. We’re all too trained to shut down from all the shitty, shitty details of life and the billions it screws over. We’re all selfish and self-centered, serving our own needs until someone makes it affect us personally. So, how can you do that?”
Jeez. All these years I worked with Neil, partied with him at clubs, held his hand while he cried over some guy with a mustache, and he’s never seemed as smart as he is right now.
“Well, Bram is hot.”
“That helps…” he says, perking up noticeably.
“And his partner is even more so,” I tell him, and I find myself smiling dreamily as Lachlan filled my head. “He’s a rugby player from Scotland.”
He sat up straight. “Is he a big deal?”
“Oh,” I say with a smirk. “He’s big.”
“You know this personally? What about your vow?”
I exhale, loud and exaggerated. “No, I do not know this personally. I just saw him last night at the bar. And he…he’s…just such a man. I can’t explain it. He’s probably the hottest guy I’ve ever seen. And he’s built like a redwood.”
“Like a North Cali redwood?” he asks excitedly.
“Just like,” I tell him, happy I have someone to talk about my sudden obsession with. “He’s covered in tattoos, he’s got money, he’s got lips you just want to suck on.”
“Amongst other things.”
“And I think someone mentioned he’s good at what he does. He was in the World Cup for Scotland a few times I think.”
“Shiiiiit,” Neil says with a grin, waving his hand in the air like he’s sprinkling pixie dust on me. “Kayla, there’s your angle. The hotness. And the celebrity.”
“You just said no one cares about celebs doing good. And I’m not sure he’s a celebrity just because he was in the World Cup of Rugby. No one watches that.”
“Well, he’s a celebrity back home, maybe. And if he’s not, you’ll write him as one. That’s always more interesting. Besides, you know the audience for this magazine—women and the gays.”
I smirk at him. “Has anyone ever told you that if you weren’t so gay and cute, you’d be totally offensive?”
“That’s how I get away with it,” he says with a wag of his brows. “So, go and do this. Interview him. Forget the other guy. And see if you can get some photos of Mr. Redwood. Nude, preferably. You know lots of rugby players pose for nude calendars. It’s, like, their thing.”
My smile suddenly fades. Interview Lachlan? “Can’t I just, you know, write about him without actually talking to him?”
He stares at me like I’m a moron. “How will you know what to write if you don’t know him at all?”
“I could ask Bram,” I say hopefully.
“No,” he says. “You have to interview the guy. Why is this an issue? You should be jumping all over this. And then him.”
I tug at my hair nervously. “Well, it’s just that…he’s not, like, super friendly. Or talkative. And I don’t think he likes me.”
“You mean he hasn’t fallen for your charm yet?” he asks caustically.
I give him all the glares. “Not yet,” I tell him. “But it’s not like I was even trying last night.”
He shrugs. “So go try. You want this story, you have to work for it. Looks like writing it might be the easiest part.” He wiggles in his chair, all self-assured, seeming happy that I’ll learn what a hard job he actually has. I won’t give Neil the satisfaction.
“Fine, I will,” I say, then strut back to my office. I hear him hollering “Good luck!” behind me.
It isn’t until I get back to my desk that the butterflies start swarming in my stomach, and not the good kind. The nervous kind. Ugh. This is so unlike me.
Before I can think it over, I dial Bram’s number and hope I don’t catch him in the middle of doing something with Nicola. You can never predict her hours, nor their horniness.
“Kayla?” he asks, obviously surprised.
I plop down in my seat and wheel it away from Candace who is pretending not to watch me. The girl watches everything I do, like she’s taken job shadowing just a little too far.
“Yeah. Hi, Bram.”
“Did you talk to your boss?”
“I did, but listen…I’m going to write the article.”
“That’s fucking fantastic.”
“But I have to interview Lachlan, not you.”
He pauses. “Lach? Why? What’s wrong with me?”
“Because you’re not newsworthy.”
“And my cousin is?”
“Well yeah. I mean, have you seen him?”
“Have you seen me?”
“I have Bram. Sorry. You’re not my type.”
He snorts in disbelief. “Anyone with a cock is your type.”
“Hey!” I yell into the phone. Candace jumps and a pen clatters on her desk. “I’m telling you how it is. Now give me Lachlan’s number or there won’t be any kind of story on your apartment at all.”
“Okay, okay, fine,” he says quickly. “Calm your tits.”
“You calm your tits,” I retort. He gives it to me, and I write it down. It’s international, obviously.
“Can I just text him, since it’s long distance?” I ask.
“Sure,” says Bram. “But I think you’ll get more out of him if you talk in person. He’s not very talkative on the phone.”
“You don’t say.”
“Aye,” he says. “But listen, whatever you guys end up talking about, don’t ask Lachlan anything too personal, okay?”
I straighten up, my interest piqued. “Why?”
He sighs, loud and exaggerated. “Just don’t, Kayla. I know you. You’re all up in everyone’s faces and privates lives, and we all think it’s cute, but he’s not like that. If you be yourself, you’ll just scare him. He’s a private person. He’s got…well, just be professional. If you dig too deep, he’ll probably snap at you and you won’t get anything.”
“Snap at me?” I repeat. “Is he a dog?”
Or a beast?
“Eh,” Bram says. “He’s just guarded, and he has no time for bullshit. So keep the focus on what’s important.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Which is…”
Those lips. Those hands. Those eyes. But I say, “The housing situation.”
“Correct. Hey, did I ever say thank you for doing this?”
“No. You didn’t.”
Then I hang up on him before he gets a chance to say anything. He deserves it for that dig about how I shouldn’t be myself around Lachlan, as if my personality is some sort of plague.
Before I lose my nerve again, I enter the long ass number into my iPhone and text him. Well, actually I stare at the screen for a few minutes, then I type a few different sentences and erase them, and then I stare some more. Everything that Bram said about him makes me even more anxious than I was before. I mean, I can handle people. Believe me. I’m not afraid. But I’m out of my element here. I’m not a journalist, despite what I learned in school, and suddenly I feel a whole load of pressure on my shoulders.
Finally I text him: Hey, it’s Kayla, Nicola’s friend. I met you at the bar last night. Bram wanted my weekly magazine to do a story on the housing situation and my editor thought it would be a good idea if I interview you. Is that okay?
And then I wait.
And I wait.
And I wait.
Hours pass.
“Expecting a call?” Candace asks a little too brightly.
It’s about 4:30 p.m. now and I just looked at my phone for the one millionth time. I’ve also rechecked the phone number I wrote down. I’ve barely done anything today except wait for that damn response. I’m not very good at multi-tasking.