The Purple Emperor

'Glad to hear it,' Henry muttered. 'Any idea where we're going?' He'd only moved a yard or two and already it was so dark he could almost touch it.

'Just follow my voice,' said Flapwazzle. 'I'll keep talking.'

Henry frowned. 'Can you see in the dark?'

'No, but I can whistle,' Flapwazzle said bewildering-ly. 'It'll be all right in the main tunnels. There's a luminous fungus grows on the crust of you know what. It's dim, but your eyes get used to it.'

'How do you know all this?'

'Been down here before.'

Henry wondered why, but before he could ask, Flapwazzle said, 'Here we are. Corner coming up, Henry.'

Henry had already discovered it by crawling into a wall. He rubbed his head. There was a faint glow to his right. He crawled quickly towards it and fell nearly four feet into a main tunnel just as Flapwazzle said, 'Careful!'

He fell face down in water – at least he hoped it was water – and scrambled to his feet, coughing and spitting wildly. The endolg was right: the tunnel was huge and he had no trouble standing upright. Flapwazzle was also right about the fungus. It grew in bilious green patches on the roof, casting an eerie glow that allowed him to see a yard or two ahead.

'Where are you?' he asked, and listened to his words echo far into the distance.

'Ahead and a little to your right,' Flapwazzle said. 'I'm floating. Try not to step on me.'

Henry peered into the gloom. There was something dark floating on the water that might have been Flapwazzle or might have been something a lot less edifying. 'Are you sure you can find our way out of here?'

'Fairly sure. I've a good memory for maps. Thing is, there are lots of ways out of sewers – garderobes, privies, drains. And if you miss them all, you just follow the flow and you come out in the river. The whole system drains into the river. Which would probably be our best bet for getting away from the plud. You can swim, can't you?'

'Not very well,' Henry said.

'Mmm,' said Flapwazzle thoughtfully. 'That could be a problem before we reach the river.'

There was something in his tone that stopped Henry dead. 'Why before we reach the river?'

'They flush the system every sixteen hours. Seven billion gallons of recycled water under pressure. Even strong swimmers don't usually survive that. In fact, I can't remember hearing anybody's ever survived that.'

'Yes, but if it's only once in sixteen hours, we've lots of time to get out before it happens,' Henry protested.

'Depends when they last did it,' said the endolg.

CHAPTER FORTY SIX

'The Wangaramas Revolution' wyrm Cyril announced inside the mind of Jasper Chalkhill, 'is potentially the most important political development within the Realm in the past five hundred years; indeed -'

'Can't we just cut to the chase?' Chalkhill asked a little desperately. It was curiously companionable sharing one's mind with a worm, but the creature did tend to drone on.

'Yes, perhaps that would be best, since time is of the essence. If we're agreed the Realm is in a mess – and from a glance at your thoughts I can see we are – then the Wangaramas Revolution is the way to clean it up.'

'Doesn't tell me what it is, Cyril.'

T was coming to that – you're extraordinarily impatient. You've no doubt heard of the world-famous Wangaramas political theorist Munchen -?'

Chalkhill reached tiredly for the clinic's bell.

'Wait! Wait!' shrieked the worm. T have to tell you this so you'll understand our offer. I'll be quick, I promise. We Wangarami have been the superior species on this planet for more than two point eight million years. Wangaramas philosophers have struggled with this question for generations, creating, examining and dismissing one theory after – DON'T TOUCH THE BELL! The thing is, a contemporary Wangaramas philosopher -'

'Look,' said Chalkhill, I'm sure this is all very interesting, but frankly, my dear Cyril, I have better things to do just now, like getting on with the rest of my life, which does not, however, include any input from you whatsoever. So if you'll excuse me, I'll just set up the operation and get our little divorce underway. I'll try to see that you're not harmed, of course, and since you seem to have managed your life perfectly well without me in the past, I imagine you -'

'We'll make you Purple Emperor!' Cyril shouted.

CHAPTER FORTY SEVEN

The Great Hall was huge and Fogarty had not the least idea how they'd reached it. He was beginning to feel real admiration for these Forest Faerie: they had tricks up their sleeves nobody else seemed to have dreamed of. Besides, you had to admire a tribe that could hide away for generations without anybody suspecting they existed. Anybody except Cynthia, that was. He threw a fond glance in the direction of Madame Cardui, who was seated almost opposite him across the conference table. She threw a fond glance back.

To the right of the Painted Lady sat Cleopatra, the Faerie Queen. Pyrgus was seated on the Queen's right, the traditional place of honour. To his right was Blue, her face expressionless. Then a pale Forest Faerie named Limenitis, who'd been introduced as Queen's Counsel, then Fogarty himself and finally the muscular Porcellus Hawkmoth, who'd led the assault on the ouklo and was obviously a military man. Fogarty noticed with some surprise that the Queen's Consort, Gonepterix, had no place at the table at all, although he was in the room. He stood near a window that presented an illusory view of an angry sea and was the only person in the room permitted to bear arms – the familiar hunting bow of the forest people. He was watching the Queen intently and, from his expression, warmly. Fogarty guessed they had a good relationship, although there was no doubt who was boss.

'What now?' asked the Queen, to no one in particular. It was an interesting opening, Fogarty thought.

'Ma'am,' asked Pyrgus quietly, 'are we your guests or your prisoners?'

The tone was polite, but the question unexpected. Fogarty glanced across at him in surprise. The boy hadn't talked to Cynthia yet, so he didn't know. All the same, it was an intelligent opening that went right to the heart of things. Maybe Pyrgus had more political nous than he got credit for.

The Queen smiled.

Madame Cardui put in a little hoarsely, 'My deeahs, Queen Cleopatra ordered your rescue at my request.'

'You are our guests,' the Queen said.

Fogarty had a lot of other questions he wanted answered. Who exactly were these Forest Faerie who'd managed to stay hidden for so long? How had Cynthia known about them? And how was it she had persuaded the Queen to risk her subjects' lives – and, more importantly, the secret of their very existence – in a rescue bid?

'The question we must decide now,' Madame Cardui was saying, 'is what to do next.' She was looking at Blue rather than at Pyrgus, but it was Pyrgus who answered.

'What made you think we needed rescuing, Madame?'

Fogarty suppressed a grin. The operation had been harder on Pyrgus than the rest of them. He'd been knocked out cold by one of the forest soldiers.

Madame Cardui's eyes swung back towards him. She'd changed out of the hooded cloak into one of her more flamboyant gowns. The spell coating of rainbow serpents was in huge contrast with the sober outfits elsewhere in the room. 'Hairstreak did not intend to let you live, whatever your poor deluded half-brother may have wished. He sent soldiers after you.' She looked soberly from one face to the other. 'If the Forest Faerie hadn't acted, you would all have been dead within the hour.'

Pyrgus's head was whirling. Not for the first time he felt swamped by the situation he was in. But the Forest Queen was right. The question was what now} Before he could speak, the Queen said, 'Our friend the Painted Lady has explained your situation. My people are willing to help.'

Why? Pyrgus wondered.