'Oh, save your sympathy for yourself,' said Cyril sniffly. 'You probably won't survive the operation either.'
CHAPTER SEVENTY NINE
They moved at a crawl through the remainder of the first level. Most of the traps were lethal, but easy to avoid provided you were cautious and kept your wits about you.
Eventually, their nerves stretched to breaking-point, they reached the stairs to Level Two.
Henry hung back feeling cross and frightened at the same time. He was cross because Blue had asked him to stay close to Comma (who liked to lurk at the back of the party for safety) so he couldn't stay close to her. He was frightened because this place would frighten Arnie Schwarzenegger. You could be killed here, horribly. One of the party already had been.
They were on a downward flight of broad stone steps, dimly lit by torches set at intervals along the walls. Henry assumed the torches were for atmosphere, to give the stairs a suitably eerie effect. In the Realm, interior light mostly came from softly glowing spheres called glow globes, but even apart from that these torches didn't look right. They made no smoke stains, for one thing. And their flames all seemed exactly the same size, as if they were generated artificially, like a coal-effect fire or something made by magic. Or maybe, thinking of magic, they weren't really there at all. Maybe they were an illusion, a sort of three-dimensional moving wallpaper.
'Pyrgus…' Blue said uncertainly.
Pyrgus was in the lead, flanked by Nymph. Pyrgus was always in the lead – he didn't seem to be afraid of anything. Henry thought if they got out of this weird maze alive he'd ask if that was for real or just bluff.
Pyrgus stopped at once. 'Everything all right, Blue?' She was just a step or two behind, on the opposite side of him from Nymph. Then came the soldiers Ochlodes and Palaemon, then Comma and Henry ignominiously bringing up the rear.
Blue said, 'Is there a statue?'
'What?'
'Is there a statue at the bottom of the steps?'
'I can't see to the bottom of the steps yet,' Pyrgus said. 'What's this about, Blue?'
'I want you to tell me if there's a statue at the bottom. When you can see. Tell me at once.'
'Yes, all right, Blue.'
The torches were all the same. Not just the flames, but the torches themselves and the brackets they were in. If you looked at one, it looked old – the iron was sort of rusty and flaky. But then when you looked at the next one, it was rusty and flaky in exactly the same places. That couldn't be natural. Or a coincidence either. There was something fake about these torches, maybe not an illusion spell, but -
'There's a statue, Blue,' Pyrgus said. He was hesitating at a bend in the flight of steps, staring down at something the rest couldn't see.
'Is it pointing?'
'It's got one arm stretched out, yes.'
'I knew it!' Blue hissed.
Pyrgus started to move forward. Blue caught up. Nymph was saying, 'There's a circular chamber at the bottom of the steps and a pointing statue in the middle.'
'I can see it now,' Blue said, then added worriedly, 'We'd better stop for a minute.'
Henry stopped. One of the torches wasn't the same as the others. It was similar – very similar – but when you were looking at them as closely as he was, you could see the flaking was in a different place. Why should all the other torches be exactly the same and this one different? With a thought half-formed in his mind, Henry reached up to touch the torch – one way of finding out if it was an illusion. It felt solid and there was heat from the flame. Then he noticed that the bracket was on a pivot. He glanced at the other torches, but no pivots there: they were all firmly fixed. The special torch was some sort of lever! It was a disguised lever!
'What is it?' Pyrgus asked.
'Nobody go near the statue!' Blue said urgently. 'Nobody!'
'What's special about the statue, Princess Royal?' Nymph asked.
There was a sudden excitement in Blue's voice. 'I can get us out of here!' she said. 'If you just give me a minute, I'm sure I can get us out safely. Hairstreak's based his design on a historical maze!'
It was Pyrgus who got it first. 'You know where the exits are?'
'I think so,' Blue said. I studied this maze at school. I still remember bits of it. I certainly remember the statue. You can move it round. If I'm right, it makes a difference where the statue is pointing. If you turn it the wrong way, you can kill yourself, but there's one setting that opens a way out. If I can remember it, we're free.'
Henry curled his fingers around the torch bracket. If there was a secret lever, it had to open something.
'Be careful,' Pyrgus said to Blue. 'You have to be very carefuclass="underline" this is the second level – you can be attacked.'
'You're all right behind me. If there's any danger, come running. I think I remember what to do. This is our best chance to get out of here.'
'Good luck, Blue,' Pyrgus said softly.
Blue started down.
Henry pulled the lever.
There was a grinding noise of stone on stone. A huge section of the steps fell away beneath their feet, plunging the entire party into an abyss beneath.
CHAPTER EIGHTY
'- after which I stole her knickers,' Brimstone concluded with a look of satisfaction. The confession had taken longer than he thought, largely due to that business with the seven imps, but the effort would be worth it. Mindset was everything in this sort of magic. You could ditch almost all the other preparations – and even some of the safeguards – once you got it right.
He trotted back down the aisle, picked up the bag containing the black cockerel – parrot, indeed! – and began to wrestle with the drawstring. Once he had bitten the head off the bird, he could use the blood to draw the necessary circle and mark out the protections. The human blood from the Blood Bank would come into the picture a little later.
The bag sprang open suddenly and the cockerel exploded out of it in a frenzy of squawks and feathers. Brimstone grabbed for it and missed. The bird took off across the broken pews. Brimstone hared after it but ran out of breath after several paces. He stopped, panting. He'd have to do without the damn cock. At least he still had the bag of human blood. If he used it properly, it would work almost like a sacrifice.
Brimstone began to shift pews to give himself a clear working space. When he had finished, he took a piece of chalk from his bag and, with the expertise of long practice, drew a large equilateral triangle on the floor, its apex pointing towards the altar. He sketched the symbolic fortifications quickly, then stood with one arm upraised while his free hand held the grimoire.
'"Save us from the fear of Hell",' he intoned, using the orison from the book. '"Allow not the devils to destroy my soul when I conjure them from the Pit and when I order them to accomplish that which I desire. Let the day be light, let the sun and moon shine, as I call them. They are indeed terrible and of monstrous deformity: but let them be restored to pleasing and familiar forms when they come to do my bidding. Save me from those who have frightful faces and permit them to obey me when I call them from Hell!"'
He put the book to one side – fearfully windy, like most Analogue World grimoires. Who cared what they looked like? Demons were demons and just as dangerous in their spindly little natural form than they were when they took on hideous shapes.
He sighed philosophically, then searched out the bag of blood and set it in the middle of the triangle. Astonishing really: blood-in-a-bag – the Analogue World was a creepy place.
There was an athame somewhere in his standard equipment, useless in the Realm (unless you wanted to stab somebody) but perfect here in the Analogue World. He found it eventually and used it to draw the outlines of the opening sigils in the air above the triangle. At home they would actually have appeared. Here you had to visualise them, imagining a trail of blue fire oozing from the tip of the athame. It was a bit tricky working this way, but he took his time and managed it effectively enough.