"Oh, man!" wailed Robert Hopkins. "D'you suppose the curse reached as far as us?"
"I don't know," said Held. "You'll have to wait and see."
"How come the Master goofed?"
"Didn't know his Latin. In his invocation, he said magistre venereonum. In the first place, he thought magistre was the vocative of magister; but only second-declension nouns in -us take that ending. In the second, there's no such word as venereonum. He formed a genitive plural from a nonexistent third-declension noun uenereo, which would be the ablative—" Ethel Held poked her husband in the ribs. He concluded: "Anyway, he meant to say magister uenerar-iorum, 'master of the lovemakings.' With his bad pronunciation, what he actually said sounded like magistra uena-tionum, 'mistress of the hunts,' and it naturally fetched Diana."
"Professor Held," said Robert in a small voice, "do you think I could switch to, like, a language major next year?"
"Come to my office tomorrow and we'll talk it over."
Late that night, Denise gave a happy sigh. "At least, my old one, we know that the curse did not reach so far as us. But when I tell you that it is time to leave a place, do not argue with me, but come along a l'instant!"
"Yes, dear," I said.
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Meet W. Wilson Newbury, ensorcelled financier ...
"Just why the esoteric seeks out a conventional, upright family man like W. Wilson Newbury, I cannot imagine; but somehow dwellers from the realms of metaphysical worlds beyond worlds keep tangling up the strands of his life. It may be that whatever prescience or intuition lets him separate a trustworthy loan applicant from a deadbeat opens the shutters of his mind wider and makes him more psychically aware than the rest of us; but this gift— or curse—is not something a banker can discuss with the average run of mankind ... I have been one of the few people in whom Willy could confide."
—L. Sprague de Camp From his Foreword
To Jocelyn Hazard Darling
whose Pink Panther
inspired the title story
THE PURPLE
PTERODACTYLS
The Adventures of W. Wilson Newbury,
Ensorcelled Financier
L.SPRAGUE DECAMP
SF
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The Lamp first appeared in the March 1975 issue of The Magazine of Fantasy & Science; copyright ©1975 by Mercury Press, Inc.
Balsamo's Mirror first appeared in the June 1976 issue, The Purple Pterodactyls in the August 1976 issue, and Tiki in the February 1977 issue of The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction; copyright© 1976 by Mercury Press, Inc.
Far Babylon first appeared in the May 1976 issue of Fantasy Crossroads; copyright ©1976 by Jonathan Bacon.
Algy first appeared in the August 1976 issue of Fantastic Stories; copyright ©1976 by Ultimate Publishing Company, Inc.
The Menhir first appeared in the May 1977 issue, Dead Man's Chest in the September 1977 issue, and United Imp in the December 1977 issue of The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction; copyright© 1977 by Mercury Press, Inc.
The Figurine first appeared in the February 1977 issue, and Priapus in the December 1977 issue of Fantastic Stories; copyright ©1977 by Ultimate Publishing Company, Inc.
Darius first appeared in the Fall 1977 issue of Escape!; copyright ©1977 by Charles W. Melvin.
The Huns first appeared in the May 1978 issue, and The Yellow Man in the December 1978 issue of The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction; copyright© 1978 by Mercury Press, Inc.
A Sending of Serpents first appeared in the August 1979 issue of The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction; copyright© 1979 by Mercury Press, Inc.