“You’d need a big bag.”
“Well, let’s say we’ve got a big bag.”
“Heavy things, bodies. Ten, twelve stone, say? You couldn’t just... well, unless you had two people, I suppose.”
“Or cut the body in half, perhaps.”
“Mm. Still a bit awkward, wouldn’t you think? Unless it were stiff, of course.”
“Yes...”
“ Was it stiff, this body of yours?”
“Er, no. No, I don’t think it was.”
“Or unless it was a pretty small body. Was it small, this body of yours?”
“Er, no. No. I don’t think it was.”
“Well, as I say...”
“How would you get rid of a body here?”
“Well, if it were a littl’un, like I said, I’d go for a compactor bin. They got ramps that go back and forrard reg’lar like, and everything soon gets pushed through into the back o’ the bin. Doubt anybody’d notice it really — not this end, anyway.”
“There’s another end?”
“Sutton Courtenay, yes, out near Didcot. The bins get driven out there, to the landfill site. Somebody might notice summat there, I suppose.”
“Funny, isn’t it? Dustmen always seem to notice some things, don’t they?”
“You mean our Waste Disposal Operatives.”
“They refused to take my little bag of grass cuttings last week.”
“Ah, now you’re talking business, sir.”
“Put a human head in the bottom of the bag though—”
“—and you’d probably get away with it? Right! But I shouldn’t try your grass cuttings again, Inspector.”
As he walked around, Morse was impressed by the layout and the management of the large area designated there to the various categories of Oxford’s disposable debris: car batteries; can bank; engine-oil cans; paper bank; clothing bank; tools; bottles (green, brown, white); bulky items; scrap metal; fridges and freezers; garden waste (green); garden waste (other)...
Only the vast “Bulky Items” bins seemed to offer any scope so far; and even there a body would have lain uncomfortably and conspicuously amid the jagged edges of broken tables, awkwardly angled cupboards, tilted mattresses.
Then Morse stood still for many minutes inspecting what he’d been waiting to see: the compactor bins — twelve of them in a row. Each bin (Morse attempted a non-too-scientific analysis) was a 12-ton, 6 feet × 20 feet, white-bodied metal container, a broad green stripe painted horizontally along its middle, with a grilled covering at the receiving end which customers could easily lift before depositing their car-booted detritus there; and where a ramp was ever moving forward and back, forward and back, and pushing the divers deposits from the bin’s mouth through into some unseen, unsavory interior. On the side of each bin were “start/stop” and “red/green” buttons and switches which appeared to control the complex operation; and even as Morse watched, a site workman came alongside, somehow interpreting the evidence and (presumably?) deciding whether any particular bin was sufficiently stuffed to get lifted on to one of the great lorries lumbering around, and to get carted off to — where was it? — Sutton Courtenay.
Morse tackled the young ponytailed operative as he was tapping one of the bins, rather like a man tapping the upturned hull of some stricken submarine to see if there were any signs of life.
“How long’s it take to fill one of these things?”
“Depends. Holidays and weekends? Pretty quick — only a day, sometimes. Usually though? Two, three days. Depends, like I said.”
“How many bins have gone today?”
“Two? No, three, I think.”
“You didn’t, er, notice anything unusual about... about anything?”
“What sort o’ thing, mate?”
“Forget it, son! And, by the way, I wasn’t aware I was one of your mates.”
“An’ I wasn’t aware you was me fuckin’ father, neither!” spat the spotty-faced youth, as an outsmarted Morse walked unhappily away.
It had not been a particularly productive afternoon. Morse hadn’t even had the nous to bring his little bag of grass cuttings along, to be tossed, with full official blessing, into the garden waste (green) depository.
Back in Cox’s office Morse was (for him) comparatively generous with his gratitude for the help he’d been provided with. And before leaving, he took a last look at the month of May’s lascivious self-offering to all who looked and longed and lusted after her. People like Stanley Cox; like Cox’s fellow Waste Disposal Operatives; like Chief Inspector Morse, who stood in front of her again and thought she reminded him of another woman — a woman he’d met so very recently.
Reminded him of Debbie Richardson.
Chapter twenty-three
A novel, like a beggar, should always be kept “moving on.” Nobody knew this better than Fielding, whose novels, like most good ones, are full of inns.
It was still only 2:30 P.M. that same day when Lewis pulled into the small car park of the Maiden’s Arms, a low-roofed building of Cotswold stone which was Lower Swinstead’s only public house. A notice beside the entrance announced the opening hours for Friday as 12 noon-3 P.M., 6:30–11 P.M.
At a table by the sole window of the small bar sat two aged villagers drinking beer from straight pint glasses, smoking Woodbines, and playing cribbage. Only one other customer: a pale-faced, ear-pierced, greasy-haired youth, who stood feeding coin after coin into an unresponsive fruit machine. When Lewis asked for the landlord, the man behind the bar introduced himself as no less a personage.
“What can I get you, sir?”
Lewis showed his ID. “Can we talk?”
Tom Biff en was a square of a man, small of stature and wide of body, his weather-beaten features framed with a grizzly beard, a pair of humorous eyes, and a single earring in the left lobe. A dark-blue T-shirt paraded “The Maidens Arms” across a deep chest.
Lewis came to the point without preamble: “You know a woman called Deborah — Deborah Richardson?”
“Debbie? Oh yeah. Everybody knows Debbie.” He spoke with a West Country burr, and clearly neither of the cardplayers was hard-of-hearing, for had Lewis had occasion to turn round at that moment he would have noted a half-smiling nod of agreement on each of their faces.
Lewis continued: “Her partner’s been released from prison this morning. You know Harry Repp?”
“Harry? Oh yeah! Everybody knows Harry.” (The fingers of the cardplayers froze momentarily, and each had stopped smiling.)
“He’s not been in this morning?”
“I’d’ve seen him if he had, wouldn’t I?”
“It’s just that he’s not been home yet, that’s all. And we want to make sure he’s OK.”
“Having a noggin or two somewhere, I shouldn’t wonder. That’s what I’d be doing.”
“How long have you been landlord here?”
“Let’s see now...”
“Seven year come September, Biff,” came an answer from behind.
“Thank you, Bert!” Biff turned his attention back to Lewis as he held a proprietorially polished glass up to the light like a radiographer examining an X ray. “You’re going to ask me about the murder — I know that. There’s been things in the papers, and we’re all interested. Can’t pretend we’re not. Biggest thing ever happened round here.”
“Lots of rumors, weren’t there? You know, about Mrs. Harrison. Having a bit on the side, perhaps?”
“Well, it weren’t me! And Alf and Bert here, they’re both a bit past it now.”
(“Speak for yourself! — ” — from one of the septuagenarians.)