“Wait a minute,” Artus said. “How did you two get in here?”
Lugg shook his head. “We pushed through that ’ole over there. I don’t think you’d fit in it, if that’s what you’re thinking.”
Artus cursed. After snatching up the quiver of arrows, he began to turn over the pile of bones, tattered clothes, old cookware, and broken pottery in search of his dagger—and any other weapons he could find. Byrt quickly joined in the hunt, digging into the possessions of those sacrificed to the goblins’ god. “By the way,” the gray wombat asked, “for what, may I ask, are we searching?”
Artus spared him a withering look. “Go away,” he said simply.
“Good idea, that,” Lugg murmured and trundled off toward the hole in the wall.
“Just a moment,” Byrt said. “If that was Grumog bellowing a moment ago, he sounded quite large and quite mean—rather like Nora, my kid sister. And if Grumog is indeed anything like her, this fellow may need our help.”
Lugg’s response to that was a derisive snort. Nevertheless, he turned back around and sat down.
Artus found his dagger inside a cracked goblin skull and his journal resting in a rib cage. Grateful to have them again, he slipped the blade into his boot and the book into his pocket. Whatever Grumog was, it was thorough in stripping the flesh from its victims. In fact, it had tried to eat most of the bones and rubbish, too. There was little in the pile that wasn’t scored with teeth marks.
“If it’s weapons you seek, here’s a spear, in relatively good condition,” Byrt called. He bit down on the pole, dragged it to Artus, and spat it out. “Only one previous owner—a headhunter who used it to do in little old ladies on their way to the market. Yours for a song.”
Again Grumog’s roar rang through the cavern, this time underscored by a rousing cheer from the goblins above. “Ah. That’s just the song I had in mind,” Byrt chirped and hurried off in search of more weaponry.
“That’s a bunch of them Batiri up there, ain’t it?” Lugg asked mournfully. “Brrr. Those rotten twisters are a lot of—”
“Look, Lugg,” Byrt interrupted. “Why don’t you go on up ahead and delay Grumog a bit. You know, use what little grace you still possess to keep him occupied. Dazzle him with fancy footwork and the like.”
“What for?” Lugg shouted.
“I just came up with a plan,” Byrt said proudly. “You slow Grumog up, and I’ll widen the hole enough for our friend here, Master—” He paused meaningfully.
“Artus Cimber,” the explorer said, not looking up from ransacking the refuse pile. He had uncovered another goblin spear, a bent and rusted sword, and a small shield made of palm fronds. “Thanks anyway, but I can take care of myself.”
“Yeah, maybe ’e don’t need protecting,” the brown wombat said truculently. “Besides, why me?”
Byrt flashed him a fatuous grin. “Because you would be a mouthful and a half to a starving monster. I would merely be a mouthful. Being a ravenous beast, which would you choose?”
“I’d choose not to go,” Lugg grumbled.
Byrt didn’t wait for a more serious answer before he set about widening the hole. He tore into the loose rock with his claws, scattering dirt and rubble in a wide arc behind him. Artus wasn’t certain, but he thought he heard the wombat whistling a tuneless song as he worked.
At the point where the tunnel opened into the pit, Lugg took up his post as unwilling sentinel and would-be decoy. “I can’t see a thing out there,” he said.
Just then, the mist grew thicker and a spade-shaped head poked into the cave above Lugg. It was fully equal in size to the wombat, with bulbous eyes and a huge, gaping maw. Teeth like garden spades jutted up around its scaly lips. Mist poured from two sets of gills that flapped along the thing’s snaking neck, obscuring the long, serpentine body coiling slowly out of the tunnel.
Lugg yelped and dashed away from the creature. Whether the wombat intended to draw Grumog’s attention or not, he did so quite successfully. It slid into the pit in pursuit of the chubby snack, mist hissing from its gills, its thousand small legs pulsing along the walls and floor. As much as Artus could see in the growing murk, Grumog resembled a cross between a reptile and a centipede, with a thin body tapering away to a double-barbed tail.
“Byrt!” the brown wombat shouted. “ ’Urry up!”
Grumog arched its back and opened its mouth. Four long tentacles shot forward, groping for Lugg. The wombat scrambled behind a rock, only to have it snatched away an instant later by the tentacles. The gray-green limbs stuffed the stone blindly into Grumog’s mouth, then retracted as the creature chewed up the unappetizing morsel. It quickly spit out the remains of the large stone—a few fist-sized rocks and a shower of gravel.
When Grumog opened its mouth to roar again, Artus threw one of the two spears he’d found. The iron-tipped shaft sank deep into the creature’s side, and its roar of hunger became a yowl of pain. The victory was short-lived, though. When Grumog couldn’t reach the offending spear with its short legs, it used its tentacled tongue to pull the barb from its side. Casually it tossed the weapon away.
Artus glanced over his shoulder. “Lugg’s right, Byrt. Hurry!”
“Almost there,” came a muffled reply.
Grumog started forward again, this time right at Artus. To slow the beast, Lugg dashed close to its legs. The wombat dodged in and out among the thin stalks, shouting. The tactic clearly annoyed Grumog. The beast halted abruptly, then launched its tentacles at Lugg. One of the quartet of writhing limbs wrapped around his rear legs.
Artus dove forward. Fearlessly he raised the remaining spear high over his head and jammed it into Grumog’s tentacles. The beast roared and shook its head, tossing Lugg across the pit in the process. The wombat tumbled end over snout and landed with a grunt atop the junkpile.
Artus, meanwhile, had gotten himself hopelessly tangled in Grumog’s tentacled tongue. He had succeeded in driving the spear through two of the four limbs, but also in getting his left leg completely wrapped up. The creature, realizing at last that shaking its head like a broken maraca wasn’t going to stop the pain in its tongue, decided to swallow the problem.
“Success!” Byrt noted with satisfaction. He backed out of the newly widened hole just as Grumog started to reel in its tentacles. “Oh my,” he said, staring at the monster. “That can’t be good.”
Lugg charged again, biting down hard on the end of one tentacle. This gesture, while uncharacteristically heroic for the wombat, did nothing to slow Artus in meeting his fate. The spear caused so much pain Grumog barely noticed the addition of a wombat bite, and Lugg’s sixty pounds was nothing to its thickly muscled tongue.
Closer to the creature’s mouth, Artus had let go of the spear and was now hacking away with his dagger. The creature’s misty breath rolled over the explorer, choking him with its sour smell. Hanging upside down, gasping and suspended by one leg, it was difficult to do much damage. Still, desperation had granted him surprising dexterity, and he had succeeded in slashing a few minor wounds.
Fortunately for Artus, the spear presented Grumog a momentary dilemma. It was simply too wide to fit in its mouth. The creature tried once, twice, then a third time to pull the shaft in, but the wood held. This was enough of a delay for Artus to right himself and make a sizeable gouge in the ensnaring tentacle. Shrieking, Grumog released him.
The explorer landed atop Lugg, knocking the wombat hard enough to make him lose his grip. Good thing, too, for at that moment Grumog snapped the spear and swallowed it whole. The creature’s tentacled tongue shot back into its mouth.
“Quickly, children,” Byrt called. “The animal pens are closed for the evening. Toddle to the exit. No stragglers, please, and no feeding the unpleasant local gods.”