“Okay,” Kelp said.
“So it isn’t a question,” Green went on, “how long is this thing good for. It’s good forever, unless you burn it. It won’t burn itself. You get a new identity, it’s always there waiting for you, it happens someday you can no longer go on being who you were before.”
“Sounds good,” Kelp said.
“And,” Green said, “as with most things that sound good, it also sounds expensive.”
“That’s why,” Kelp said, “I was hoping for something maybe shorter term, because that might not be so expensive.”
Green nodded, frowning a little. Then he grinned at Anne Marie and said, “You come up with a cute one this time, Anne Marie.”
“I know,” she said, grinning back.
“I tell you what, Anne Marie,” Green said, “maybe I will take a cup of coffee.”
“Sure,” she said, rising. “That was black no sugar, right?”
“What a memory,” Green said.
Kelp said, “Anne Marie, while you’re pouring, I might accept a beer.”
“Fine.”
She went away, and Green leaned back on the sofa and said, “What can you tell me about what you need this for?”
“I can tell you a lot,” Kelp said, “since Anne Marie says you’re solid.”
“And I say the same for her. So what are we looking at?”
“Four guys,” Kelp told him, “have to get employed by a guy that’s under federal court observation and bankruptcy and ongoing investigations and all of this.”
“You’re going to work for this guy?”
“It’s the only way to get to where he is, and get what we want.”
“Interesting,” Green said.
“Because of this guy’s situation,” Kelp said, “he can’t hire anybody with a record.”
“I can see that.”
“Because of our situation, we can’t apply.”
“What you need,” Green said, “is identities without felonies.”
“You got it.”
“Let me think about this.” Green nodded to himself, while Kelp’s mind wandered. Then Green nodded more emphatically. “I suspect,” he said, “what we’re also talking about here is short money up front, and a guaranteed big killing after it’s all over.”
“Well,” Kelp said, “there are no guarantees.”
Green looked surprised. “Really? Usually, there’s guarantees.”
“Well,” Kelp said, “it isn’t guaranteed to not work.”
“Okay.” Green seemed to like to nod; he did some more of it, then said, “Did you know Howard?”
“I’ve known some Howards,” Kelp admitted. “You thinking of any one of them in particular?”
“Anne Marie’s husband.”
“Oh, he was Howard? No, he cleared out two days before we met.”
“He was a jerk,” Green said. “I only met him a couple times, but it only took a couple times.”
“Yeah, I understand that.”
“He was a jerk like her father, the Honorable, that I knew a lot better. If you never met Howard, then you never met the father, either, because he was dead by then.”
“You’re right.”
“There’s women like that,” Green said. “They start out with a jerk for a father, they go find one just like him, get married. Some do it over and over, keep finding the same exact kind of jerk.”
“Doesn’t sound like fun,” Kelp said.
“I was wondering, you see,” Green said, “if Anne Marie would turn out like that.”
Kelp grinned. “I think she changed her MO,” he said.
“I think so, too. She’ll be back in a minute, so let me ask you. Is it okay we talk business in front of her?”
Kelp shrugged. “Saves me repeating everything after you leave.”
“Okay,” Green said. He did the nodding thing some more. “Let me explain the problem,” he said, and Anne Marie came back in, with Green’s coffee and Kelp’s beer and a glass of pale stuff for herself, all on a little tray. “Thanks,” Green said, and Kelp pointed at the glass of pale stuff. “What’s that?”
“Apple juice,” she said, and went back to her chair.
“Right,” Kelp said. “That’s one of your Midwest things.”
She said, “Jim, do you know why I picked this guy up?”
Green said, “You picked him up?”
“Sure.”
“I helped,” Kelp said.
Ignoring that, Anne Marie told Green, “He didn’t put anything in his bourbon.”
“Ahh,” Green said.
“I put an ice cube,” Kelp said.
“First man I ever met didn’t want everything he drank to taste like Royal Crown Cola.” Giving Kelp a fond look, she said, “You told me straight bourbon wouldn’t make me drunk unless I had one of those funny chemistries.”
Kelp nodded. “Yeah, but you didn’t believe me.”
“No, of course not. But I liked you telling me. Women like a man who puts in the effort to attract her attention. Lies, inflates his part, acts cool. Women don’t believe all the strutting around, but they like it, it’s a compliment to them that he drags out his bag of tricks, just for her.”
It was Kelp’s turn to show a fond look. “You had a couple tricks in the bag, too, you know.”
“I thought you were worth it.”
They smiled at each other, and Jim Green cleared his throat and said, “Uh, I’m still here, you know.”
They looked at him. “Oh, hi, Jim,” Kelp said. “How you doin?”
“Fine.”
“I forgot all about you over there.”
“Don’t worry about it,” Jim said. “Happens all the time.” Turning to Anne Marie, he said, “I was just about to explain to Andy the problem.”
“I’m sorry there’s a problem,” she said.
“Well, there would be,” he said, and said to Kelp, “The identities I create are very tricky, and you need to find just the right little cranny in the system, and there’s not a lot of them. So I can’t use up four of them—in fact, not even one of them—for short money in front. Not even for a guy that I see is the right guy for Anne Marie.”
“Well,” Kelp said, “it was a long shot. Thanks, anyway.”
Anne Marie said, “Jim? You can’t help? I was sure you could help.”
“Anne Marie, I don’t help,” Green said. “I do a professional job, and I get paid for it.”
Kelp said, “Anne Marie, he’s right. It was nice of him to come over here and listen, and if there was something he could do, you know he’d do it.”
“I been thinking,” Green said, “sitting here, looking at you two, sorry I couldn’t do what you want. I been thinking, and what I do have, I have the people that I worked with already, I know everything about who they are now because I made them who they are now.”
Anne Marie said, “What about them?”
“Well,” Green said, “every once in a while, not often, somebody stops being who I made them for one reason or another, inheritance, a general amnesty, death of an enemy. People go back to being who they started out as, maybe temporary, maybe forever. Now, I never done this before, I never even thought of doing it, but those identities are already in place, and I can get back at them again.”
Kelp said, “You mean, we borrow them?”
“That’s exactly it,” Green said. “Now, you borrow, you could be borrowing trouble. I want you to know that. I’m not in touch with the people, just the identities, so for all I know somebody may suddenly have to go back to being Joe Blow all over again, and there you are, the cuckoo in his nest. The photo on his passport; you. The fingerprint on his top-secret clearance; yours. And who he gets mad at is you, not me, for hacking into his identity, and some of these people have no sense of humor at all.”