His father doesn’t hold back anything anymore. He couldn’t if he tried. “A few weeks after she left.”
“And when did the last one come?”
His father doesn’t answer right away. It’s hard for him to say. Finally he tells him, “I can’t remember.”
He can’t look his son in the face, but the Schwa, he can stare straight at his father, right through him. “I spent our savings to rent a billboard,” he tells his father. “A big picture of my face.”
The man doesn’t understand. “Why?”
“To prove I’m not invisible.”
The Schwa does not cry—he is past tears—but his father isn’t. The tears roll down the man’s face. “You’re not invisible, Calvin.”
“I wish I had known sooner.”
Then the Schwa goes into his room, closes the door, and goes through the letters one by one. Some have return addresses, some don’t, but it doesn’t matter because the return address is never the same. It’s the postmark that tells the best story. Fifty letters at least. .. and almost every postmark is from a different state.
21. Why I Started Vandalizing Brooklyn
The Schwa came to school on Monday with the shoe box of letters. He showed it to me as I stood at my locker before class, but I couldn’t read his emotions. He seemed changed in a basic way. You know—it’s like how when an egg is boiled it looks the same on the outside, but it’s different on the inside. I didn’t know what I was looking at now—Schwa, or hard-boiled Schwa.
“Can I read the letters?” I asked.
He held them back. “They were written to me.”
“Well, will you at least tell me what she said?”
He thought about the question and shrugged, without looking at me. “Mostly she writes about the places she’s been. ‛Wish you were here’ kind of stuff.”
“But... did she say why she did it? Why she left?”
The Schwa did that weird not-looking-at-me shrug again. “She talked about it in her early letters. Said she was sorry a lot, and that it had nothing to do with me.” But he didn’t explain any further. Then he held out an envelope. “This is the most recent one. It’s about six months old.” I looked at it. The envelope had no return address. “It’s from Key West, Florida—see the postmark?”
I tried to peek at the letter, but he pulled it away from me. “I’m going to write back.”
“How can you without an address?”
The Schwa shrugged yet again. “Key West isn’t all that big. Maybe the post office knows her. And if that doesn’t work, I’ll find her some other way.”
I could have argued how unlikely that was, but who was I to shoot down his dream? If he was able to get himself a paper clip from the Titanic, and get his face slapped up on a billboard, maybe he could find his mother. The Schwa was tenacious—a word that I, for once, got right on my vocabulary test.
He took a long look at the handwriting on the letter. “Someday I want to tell her to her face what a lousy thing she did. And I want her to tell me to my face that she’s sorry.”
I closed my locker and spun the lock. “Good luck. Schwa. I really hope you find her.” But when I looked at where he was standing, he had already vanished.
When I got home that afternoon, the house was empty. Or so I thought. I passed by my father twice in the living room without even noticing he was there. On the third pass, I noticed him sitting in an armchair, blending into the shadows of the room, staring kind of blankly into space.
“Dad?”
“Hi, Antsy,” he said quietly.
“You’re home early.”
He didn’t answer for a while. “Yeah, well, thought I’d take some time off.”
There was something off about this. “Work okay?” I asked. “Are you building a better Bullpucky? Manny, I mean.”
“Work couldn’t be better,” he said. “I got fired today.”
I chuckled at first, thinking he was making some kind of joke, but he didn’t laugh.
“What? You can’t be serious!”
“They called it an ‛executive offload.’”
“They fired a bunch of you?” I still couldn’t believe it. Dad had worked for Pisher since before I could remember.
He shook his head. “Just me.”
“Those creeps.”
He raised his eyebrows. “They gave me a nice parachute, though.”
“Huh?”
“Severance package. Money enough to hold me until I get another job. If I get one.”
“Did you tell Mom?”
“No!” he said sharply. “And you don’t tell her either. I’ll tell her when I’m good and ready.”
I was going to ask him why he told me, but stopped myself. I decided just to feel grateful that he did.
I sat down on the couch, feeling awkward about the whole thing, but still not wanting to leave. I offered to get him a beer, but he said no, that he just wanted to sit there for a while getting used to the feeling of being jobless. Like maybe the air might be thinner for the unemployed.
“So what’s new with you?” he asked.
“Not a whole lot,” I told him. “Remember my friend? The one who’s invisible-ish?”
“Vaguely,” he said, which was better than “not at all.”
I told him the whole story. Everything—from the butcher to the billboard to the box of letters.
“Ran away with the butcher!” Dad said. “Ya gotta love that.”
“So, was letting him know the right thing to do?”
He thought about it. “Probably,” he said. “Did you do it because you wanted to tell him, or because he needed to hear it?”
I didn’t even have to think about the answer to that one. “He needed to hear it. Definitely.”
“So your intentions were good. That’s what matters.”
“But isn’t, like, the road to hell paved with good intentions?”
“Yeah, well, so’s the road to heaven. And if you spend too much time thinking about where those good intentions are taking you, you know where you end up?”
“Jersey?”
“I was thinking ’nowhere,’ but you get the point.” The expression on his faced darkened again. I could tell he was thinking about work.
“I’m really sorry about your job,” I told him.
“I was just fired from a company whose biggest contribution to civilization is a urinal strainer,” he said. “That’s nothing to feel sorry about.” He smiled as he thought about it, then shook his head. “Although sometimes I wonder if ’the Man Upstairs’ is working me over for something I did.”
The Man Upstairs, I thought, and something began to trouble me. Because I knew a man upstairs, too.
“Uh ... Dad. What reason did they give for firing you?”
“It was the weirdest thing. They gave me this story about someone making a massive investment in our product development, but only if they fired me.”
I suddenly felt my skin begin to pull tight, like shrink-wrap on the Night Butcher’s steaks.
“It doesn’t make sense,” he said. “Why would anyone do that?”
Someone gave a ton of money . . . but only if my dad was fired. There was only one person I knew twisted enough to do something like that. Someone who had made a threat to get my dad fired once before.
When I got to Crawley’s place, the old man didn’t seem surprised to see me. That was my first clue that my suspicions were right on target.
“I need someone to walk my dogs,” he said as he opened the door.