“Now,” Noreen says triumphantly. “This is my sister Lena. Lena, this is Cal Hooper that’s after moving in up at O’Shea’s place.”
Lena isn’t what Cal expected. From what Mart said, he was picturing a beefy, raw-red six-footer with a voice like a cow’s bellow, brandishing a frying pan menacingly. Lena is tall, all right, and she has meat on her bones, but in a way that makes Cal picture her hillwalking, rather than hitting someone upside the head. She’s a couple of years younger than him, with a thick fair ponytail and a broad-cheekboned, blue-eyed face. She’s wearing old jeans and a loose blue sweater.
“Pleasure,” Cal says, offering his hand.
“Cal the cheddar fan,” Lena says. She has a firm shake. “I’ve heard plenty about you.”
She gives him a quick wry grin and hands over the cheese. He grins back. “Same here.”
“I’d say you have, all right. How’re you getting on in O’Shea’s? Keeping you busy?”
“I’m doing OK,” Cal says. “But I can see why nobody else wanted to take it on.”
“There’s not a lot of people looking to buy houses, round here. Most of the young people take off for the city as soon as they can. They only stay if they’re working the family farm, or if they like the country.”
Noreen has her arms folded under her bosom and is watching the two of them with a maternal approval that makes Cal itchy. Lena, hands in her jeans pockets and one hip leaned up against the counter, doesn’t appear to give a damn. She has an unforced stillness to her, and a direct gaze, that are hard to look away from. Mart was right about this much: you would know she was there.
“You stuck around, huh?” Cal says. “You in farming?”
Lena shakes her head. “I was. I sold the farm when my husband died, just kept the house. I’d had enough.”
“So you just like the country.”
“I do, yeah. The city wouldn’t suit me. Hearing other people’s noise all day and all night.”
“Cal was in Chicago, before,” Noreen puts in.
“I know,” Lena says, with an amused tilt to her eyebrow. “So what are you doing here?”
Part of Cal is tugging him to pay for his cheese and take off, before Noreen calls in a priest to marry them on the spot. On the other hand, he came here today for a purpose, besides which he’s out of a bunch of stuff. Complicating this is the fact that he can’t remember the last time he was in a room with a woman he liked the idea of talking to, and he’s unsure whether this is a point in favor of sticking around or of getting the hell out of Dodge.
“Guess I just like the country too,” he says.
Lena still has the amused look. “A lot of people think they do, till they go full-time. Come back to me after a winter here.”
“Well,” Cal says, “I’m not exactly a tenderfoot. I lived out in the backwoods off and on, when I was a kid. I figured I’d settle right back in, but looks like I’ve been in the city longer than I thought.”
“What’s getting you? Not enough to do? Or not enough people to do it with?”
“Nope,” Cal says, grinning a little sheepishly. “I’ve got no problem with either one of those. But I’ve gotta admit, I get a little jumpy at night, with no one close enough to notice if any trouble came calling.”
Lena laughs. She has a good laugh, forthright and throaty. Noreen snorts. “Ah, God love you. You’ll be used to all them armed robberies and mass shootings.” The beady glance confirms for Cal that she knows about his job, not that he doubted her. “We’ve none of that round here.”
“Well, I didn’t reckon you would have,” Cal says. “What I had in mind was more like bored kids looking for entertainment. There was a crew of us that used to mess with the neighbors: prop up trash cans full of water against someone’s door and then knock and run, or else fill up a big potato-chip bag with shaving cream and slide the open end under the door, and then stomp on it. Dumb stuff like that.” Lena is laughing again. “I figured a stranger might get a little bit of that treatment. But I guess, like you said, the young people don’t stick around. Seems like I’m the only person under fifty for miles. Present company excepted.”
Noreen jumps right on that. “Will you listen to him, making us out to be God’s waiting room! Sure, this townland’s got plenty of young people. I’ve four myself—but they don’t be going out making trouble, they know I’d redden their arses if they did. And Senan and Angela have four as well, and the Moynihans have their young lad, and the O’Connors have three, but they’re all grand young people, not a bother out of them—”
“And Sheila Reddy’s got six,” Lena says. “Most of them still at home. That enough for you?”
Noreen’s mouth pinches up. “If you did have any trouble,” she tells Cal, “it’d be from that lot.”
“Yeah?” Cal says. He scans the shelves and picks himself out a can of corn. “They bad news?”
“Sheila’s poor,” Lena says. “Is all.”
“It costs nothing to teach a child manners,” Noreen snaps, “or get it to school. And every time those childer do come in here, there’s something missing after. Sheila says I can’t prove it, but I know what’s in my own shop, and—” She remembers Cal, who is peacefully comparing chocolate bars, and stops. “Sheila’d want to get her head on straight,” she says.
“Sheila does what she can with what she’s got,” Lena says. “Like the rest of us.” To Cal she says, “I used to pal around with her, in school. We were wild then. Getting out our windows at night to go drinking in fields with the lads. Hitching lifts into town to the discos.”
“Sounds like you were the teenagers I worry about,” Cal says.
That gets another laugh from her. “Ah, no. We never did any damage to anyone except ourselves.”
“Sheila did herself damage, all right,” Noreen says. “Look what she got out of all that messing. Johnny Reddy and six just like him.”
“Johnny was a fine thing, back then,” Lena says, with a lift at the corner of her mouth. “I shifted him once or twice myself.”
Noreen tuts. “At least you’d more sense than to marry him.”
Cal decides on a Mint Crisp bar and puts it on the counter. “The Reddys live near enough to me that I oughta keep an eye out?” he asks.
“Depends,” Lena says. “How much of a worrier are you?”
“Depends. How close is the trouble?”
“You’re grand. They’re a few miles beyond you, up in the mountains.”
“Sounds good to me,” Cal says. “Johnny a farmer, or what?”
“Who knows what Johnny is,” Lena says. “He went off to London a year or two back.”
“Left Sheila high and dry,” Noreen says, with a mix of condemnation and satisfaction. “Some pal of his over there had a business idea that was going to make the pair of them millionaires, or so he said. I’m not holding my breath, and I hope Sheila’s not either.”
“Johnny was always a great man for the ideas,” Lena says. “Not so great for making them happen. You can relax. Any child of his, a crisp packet full of shaving foam would be more than they could organize.”
“Good to know,” Cal says. He has a feeling that one, at least, of Johnny Reddy’s kids may not take after his daddy.
“Now, Cal,” Noreen says, struck by a thought and pointing her dust cloth at him. “Weren’t you telling me only the other day, you were thinking of getting a dog? And wouldn’t that be the perfect way to put your mind at ease? Listen to me now: Lena’s dog’ll be whelping any day, and she’ll be wanting homes for the pups. Let you go with her now and have a look.”
“She hasn’t whelped yet,” Lena says. “It won’t do him much good staring at her belly.”