“It wasn’t that big a bra.”
“Diana.”
“I know.”
Claire looked down at their clasped hands, unable to remember the actual moment when their fingers had linked. “This is going to take more than an apology.”
“Then tell me what it’s going to take, oh, older, wiser, shorter Keeper.”
“Stop it.” The corners of her mouth twitching, she released her sister’s hand. “You were right and you know it, and there’s no need to be so irritating about it.” Before Diana could disagree, she dropped to her knees on Byleth’s other side. “Let’s just take care of this little problem before she wakes up and puts us through all that…indecision again. I won’t go so easy on you the next time.” But the heavily mascaraed eye pried open was pale gray and the rest of Byleth’s body was equally darkness free. “That’s strange. Samuel knocking her free of the site so unexpectedly must have dragged the rest of it out of her.”
When no one offered any better explanation, Claire sat back on her heels and spread her hands. “So. What do we do with her now?”
“Why don’t I carry her to a bed and we all spend some time thinking about it?” Dean asked, stepping forward. “You two don’t always have to have instant answers.”
“Obviously you haven’t read the handbook,” Diana snorted.
Claire ignored her with the ease of someone who’d spent seventeen years living with a cat. “That’s a good idea, Dean. I’m sure we can come up with something once we’ve all detached a little.”
“I’ll be after putting her in my old room, then.” He slid his arms under Byleth’s shoulders and knees and lifted her easily. “It’s closest.”
Rising with Byleth’s body, Claire reached out and pressed her hand against Dean’s cheek. “I’m sorry I didn’t keep my promise to banish the demon.”
He smiled. “I’m after feeling it’s not going to matter.”
“You think?”
“I do.”
“Yes!”
“Code?” Diana asked, watching her suddenly cheerful sister follow Dean and his burden up the stairs.
Austin shook his head. “You don’t want to know.”
“Uh, Austin, about Samuel.”
“What about him?” He gave her the sort of look that was usually accompanied by small feathers around the mouth.
Suddenly unsure, Diana set the orange cat on his feet and stood. She had a feeling she’d need all the advantage height could give her.
“He knows,” Samuel told her before she could decide how to answer. “He knows what I was.”
“Will you tell Claire?” Diana asked the older cat, hoping he couldn’t sense how anxious she was. “After what we went through with Byleth, if she found out what Samuel was, she wouldn’t want him around. She’d be worried it could happen again.”
“Hey, it’s none of my business how you two crazy kids got together,” Austin snickered, starting up the stairs. “And I think Claire’s going to have plenty of other things to do for the next little while.” Halfway up to the basement, he turned and glared into golden eyes following close behind, looking concerned. “If you so much as insinuate I’m too old to be doing this, I’ll notch those virgin ears of yours.”
“I wasn’t going to.”
“You’re a terrible liar.”
“Sorry.”
“So you should be, kid. So you should be.”
Claire was waiting for them at the foot of the basement stairs. “Dean’s just digging out a blanket. Diana…”
“I thought we worked through this?” Diana demanded, folding her arms and lifting her chin defiantly, working the “best defense is a good offense” line. “Look, I know it was your Summoning and I shouldn’t have gotten involved, but you’ve got to admit you were working from your own agenda here and not seeing what was so obvious to me. If I hadn’t stopped you, we’d have lost all the potential Byleth represents.”
“I’m not arguing.” Her tone was so mild Diana braced herself. “I was only going to ask if Mom and Dad knew where you were.”
“Mom and Dad?” It took her a moment to realize the implications. “Oh, no. I got so into stopping you and saving Byleth, I forgot to call.” Patting her pockets, she remembered she’d left her cell phone behind. “Nuts! I’ll have to use the phone in the office.”
Kicking aside the cashews, she raced up the stairs two at a time with Samuel at her heels.
Claire and Austin followed a little more sedately.
“You’re not going to go on and on to her about this little incident, are you?”
Claire shook her head, smiling contentedly. “No need. I’ll let the pros handle it.”
Exiting into the first floor hall they heard a desperate, “But, Mom, I meant to call!” and then giggling.
Cat and Keeper exchanged puzzled looks.
Giggling?
Before they had time to investigate, the only other door in the hall swung open to reveal a small Victorian elevator. Dean and Jacques had repaired it in the fall but when, on the inaugural trip, they’d boldly gone where no elevator had gone before, Claire’d declared it off limits until she was able to study it. Unfortunately, she’d been Summoned away before she had the chance.
A short, gnomelike man stepped out, arm in arm with an elderly bottle-redhead of formidable proportions. Matching his and hers lime-green bathing suits under open parkas and a trail of fine white sand suggested they’d just been to the beach. They stopped short at the sight of Claire and Austin.
“Augustus Smythe? Mrs. Abrams? What…? Where…?” Realizing that shock could keep her stuttering questions she didn’t want the answers to all afternoon, Claire managed to pull herself together. “Never mind. Not important.”
Snorting hard enough to nearly flip his mustache, Augustus Smythe stepped forward. “About time you got here.”
“It is?”
“I should think so. We’re on a commuter plane to Toronto in two hours and then it’s off to sunny Florida.”
“Florida?”
“We have a nice little condo in a seniors building only a block from the ocean.” Mrs. Abrams wrapped both hands around Augustus Smythe’s upper arm and beamed. “You’ll have to come down and see us some time, Connie.”
“Claire.” This was all just a little more than she could cope with right now.
“Don’t contradict,” Smythe warned her. “It’s rude. And what’s more,” he continued, turning his scowl on his companion, “she can’t come see us, she’ll be here.”
“No.” Claire raised both hands. “I’m not…”
“You are. You’re the new Keeper for this whole region. Check your damned e-mail on occasion, why don’t you. There you are, McIssac, I wondered where you’d got to. Figured you wouldn’t be far.”
“Mr. Smythe? Mrs. Abrams?” Dean’s astonished gaze slid off the shelf of lime-green supported bosom exposed in the open parka and wandered around the hall, unsure of where it was safe to alight.
“Hello, dear boy. My, you’re looking well.”
“Thank you, um, you, too.”
She released her grip on Augustus Smythe’s arm just long enough to wave at the elevator. “We’ve been working on our tans.”
“No time for chitchat.” One hairy-knuckled finger jabbed toward Dean…“McIssac here will run the guesthouse.”…then changed direction to jab at Claire. “You’ll take care of the metaphysical from Brockville to Belleville with this as your base. He needs to be more than your love slave, and this area needs a permanent Keeper. Your cat looks like he could use a few less nights sleeping rough, too.”
“He’s never slept any rougher than a Motel Six,” Claire protested.
“It was awful,” Austin sighed.
“No doubt.”
“Just wait a minute.” Her urge to grab Augustus Smythe’s arm aborted when he turned to glare. “Keepers my age don’t get tied to one place.”
“Times are changing. Thanks to modern communications, modern transportation, and spandex, Keepers can get to sites before they grow big enough to be dangerous.”