“What is it?” Burton asked. “Why are you two looking daggers at each other?”
“My sister has something to tell you,” Blanche said.
“Blanche!” Isabel hissed.
“Well?” Burton asked.
Isabel fiddled with the edge of her shawl, examined her fingernails, brushed her hands over her skirts, and said, “I met Hagar Burton again.”
“Hagar Burton?”
“You remember? The Gypsy who used to camp on the family estate when I was a girl.”
“Ah, yes.”
Burton recalled that his fiancée, when fifteen years old, had befriended the Gypsy woman, who’d predicted that she’d one day fall in love with a man who bore the Burton surname.
Isabel continued, “Last June, Blanche and I went to Ascot. She was there.”
“And?”
“And she read my palm.”
“What did she say?”
“She asked if I’d married a Burton yet. I said no, not yet. She said, Don’t.”
“Don’t?”
“She predicted that, if I put on a wedding dress for a Burton, he would—would—”
“He would what?”
“He would kill me while I was still wearing it.”
THE BAKER STREET DETECTIVE
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Issue 245. Every Thursday. Consolidated Press.
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DOCTOR TZU VERSUS THE BRAIN REMOVERS
by Cecil Barry
FATTY CAKEHOLE AND THE PHANTOM PIE-MAKER
by Norman Pounder
Friday didn’t dawn but merely replaced the shifting colours of the aurora with the pale yellow of a late-summer’s day. Unaccustomed to his own bed, Burton awoke early and lay staring at the rectangle of his curtained window. His room was at the back of the house, overlooking the yard and mews, but the rumble of early-morning traffic—mostly delivery wagons—was noisy enough to reach him. It sounded alien and strange. No more waking to coughing lions and rumbling elephants. No quiet thrum of the Orpheus’s engines.
He was in London now.
But not for long, he hoped.
The Empire’s capital made him uneasy. Few of the people who dwelt in its club rooms and debating chambers approved of him. He’d spent his childhood being hauled around Europe by a restless father and long-suffering mother and had, in consequence, acquired “foreign ways.” He’d little patience with the complex and subtle rituals of English society, and was, in consequence, looked upon as too blunt, too challenging, too aggressive, and far too interested in matters that were better left unacknowledged.
Blackguard Burton. Ruffian Dick.
So, Damascus.
He would endure London until he was married, then he and Isabel would flee to the wide-open spaces and rather more transparent etiquettes of Arabia.
Burton pushed himself upright, let loose a deep, shuddering sigh, and reached up to touch his right eye. It was swollen and sore. What in God’s name had that business in the alley been about? The Assassination of Victoria? It was two decades ago!
Giving up on further sleep, he left his bed, shaved, washed, dressed, and went down to his study. For two hours, he made inroads into his backlog of newspapers, then—when he heard Mrs. Angell moving about downstairs—rang for breakfast. By nine o’clock, he’d caught up on much of the past year’s news and had consumed two kippers, two boiled eggs, four rashers of bacon, a chunk of cold ham, three slices of toast with marmalade, and two cups of coffee.
He left the house, hailed a cab, and went to Scotland Yard.
Pushing through the crowded and noisy lobby, Burton stepped up to a desk upon which a small plaque bore the name J. D. Pepperwick. The individual sitting behind it was the same he’d chatted with last night.
“Is Mr. Macallister Fogg available?”
“Hello there!” Pepperwick enthused. “Good morning! I hardly recognised you. What happened to the beard?”
Burton touched his drooping moustache and the small tuft of hair he’d left in the cleft of his chin. “It had to go. There were things living in it.”
The clerk chuckled. “It looks like they fought to stay. That’s quite a shiner you’ve got, Mr. Living—er—”
“Captain.”
“Pardon me. Captain. Who?”
“Burton.”
“No, Captain Burton, I meant, who was it you said you wanted to see?”
“Macallister Fogg.”
Pepperwick removed his spectacles and blew dust from the lenses. “Hmm! Macallister Fogg. Macallister Fogg. Macallister Fogg. No, sir, I’m quite certain there’s no one here by that name.”
“He was standing among your people last night, watching the aurora. A shortish and bulky fellow with a large moustache.”
Pepperwick replaced his eyewear and scratched his right ear. “There are plenty working here who match such a description, Captain, but no Foggs. Perhaps he was just passing by and got mixed up with us.”
“Yes,” Burton replied. “I suppose so. Well, it was worth a try.”
“Would you like to speak with a detective?”
“About what?”
“About whatever it is you wanted to discuss with this Fogg chap.”
“I didn’t want to discuss anything with him. I wanted to punch him in the eye.”
Pepperwick blinked rapidly. “Oh. Ha ha! Tit for tat, is it? Not quite the thing to do in Scotland Yard, sir.”
“No,” Burton agreed. “I expect not. Much obliged, Mr. Pepperwick. Good day to you.”
The explorer recrossed the lobby and stepped out into the morning haze. The pall was much less dense today and the streets were seething with people, animals, and traffic. He hailed another cab and headed home, stopping briefly at Brundleweed’s, which he again found closed.
As the carriage bumped and swayed along, Burton dozed. His bones felt cold and his flesh too warm. The crisis might have passed but he was by no means fully recovered.
A knock on the roof jerked him back to alertness. A small hatch hinged upward and the cabbie looked down at him.
“Montagu Place, boss.”
“Already?”
“Yup. You’ve been catching forty winks. I could hear yer snoring.”
Burton pushed the door open and stepped down onto the road. He passed the fare up to the man and said, “There’s a little extra, for the damage to your ears.”
The cabbie grinned. “Much obliged!”
He drove off.
Burton took a couple of steps then stopped. A street Arab was hawking newspapers outside his door.
“Read all about it! Sky lit up around the world! Read all about it!”
The explorer had an idea. He approached the youngster.
“I say, nipper, are you a Whisperer?”
The boy—he was no more than twelve years old, dressed in rags with a battered stovepipe hat on his tousle-haired head—pushed his chest out, stood proudly, and in a soft Irish accent declared, “Aye, sir, that I am. Any message you want to send or information you want to find, I can do it—for a small fee.”
Burton fished a shilling from his pocket. “Then I have a job for you. I need to trace the whereabouts of a man named Macallister Fogg. I want to know who he is and what he does.”
The boy received the coin with a broad grin and said, “Go on with ye! Macallister Fogg, is it? Are ye certain about that? You’ll not be pullin’ me leg?”
“I’m certain.”
The boy slapped his thigh, rocked back on his heels, and roared with laughter.
“’Tis the easiest shillin’ I’ve ever earned, so it is!”