"There's no classification," he said, inspired.
"The Other Mob," Agnes said, "don't classify their documents. They regard every piece of paper they handle as above and beyond NATO Cosmic. I believe they file used loo paper under-"
"Shut up" George said.
"This was put together by MI6, then?"
"In direct contradiction to a hands-off order distributed by the Headmaster. Then, in a rare fit of brotherly love, they showed it to Box 500-"
"Massen probably asked for it," Agnes said.
"With what excuse?"
She shrugged. "Nobody believes excuses in our trade so you don't usually give them."
"What a beautiful world."
"If you want to send a gunboat instead, go right ahead and send a gunboat."
Hoping he was peace-making, Maxim asked: "Has the Prime Minister seen this?"
George glowered. "He's still at the House. There's the Defence debate on, remember?"
"Yes. Sorry." Maxim realised that George, as the PM's defence adviser, would far rather have been down there playing nanny. "I'm not used to the idea that debates really happen except in the newspapers, and that people have to be there to make them happen."
"You share that simple failing with most of the Honourable Members of Parliament. At one time, there were only seventeen, seventeen of them in the Chamber while the Defence Secretary was speaking. And this is about war and peace, the lot, everything."
"Perhaps," Agnes said, "they've just come to realise that it's the civil service and the trade unions who run the country."
"What?"
"Just a quote from our latest traitor."
George stared at her, then got heavily to his feet. "I need a drink."
Agnes caught Maxim's eye and smiled gently. "We're waiting for a gentleman from Six to come round and explain his service's little antics. Don't stay if you can't stand the sight of blood."
Maxim smiled back, sipped his drink and looked around. The room seemed cold, or perhaps it was just that it was so empty. He had been in here only once before, being 'shown around' by George. It was longer than the Private Secretaries' room next door, but built in exactly the same style except for two incongruous pairs of pillars holding up the ceiling at one end where a wall had been knocked down to add an extra few feet. The walls were painted oyster white and had only one picture, a portrait of Sir Robert Walpole, over the fireplace. The writhing brass chandeliers had been put in by Sir Anthony Eden, he remembered George saying. He wondered if the cleaners had got around to thanking him yet.
The man from the Intelligence Service said his name was Guy Husband, so perhaps it was. He was about forty, gangling and donnish, wearing an expensive tweed sportscoat that was rumpled and smeared with pipe ash. He had a high forehead, a breaking wave of wiry brown hair and a long nose. His teeth were rather yellow, and he tapped them constantly with his pen.
"In fact," he said, "this shouldn't really have been circulated at all, even on a limited basis. One might say that it wasn't really developed."
"That's what one might say, might one?" George asked coldly.
"I only meant that our researches are far from complete. I think it was a mistake to pass it on to our sister service-" he smiled at Agnes; "-and indeed, we now know it was a mistake, bearing in mind the loyalties of the man on whose desk it landed." He smiled again.
"Oh quite, " George agreed. "The Headmaster will be, one might say, interested to know that the only way he can find out what his Intelligence Service is up to is by routing through the house of a traitor."
"Well, I don't really think-"
"Particularly when it turns out that they're working on an operation that he has specifically forbidden."
Husband smiled and gave a coquettish wriggle of you-and-I-know-what-prime-ministers-will-be-old-boy. "I do understand that it was Box 500 that was told to cease and desist."
"It was distributed!" George snapped. He took a deep breath. "All right. This material-" he slapped a hand on the glossy prints; "-hasn't got a summary. Give me one."
"I did say it was undeveloped."
"When the Prime Minister gets back here I would like to have something to say to him other than suggest he gets your Director-General around to tell him personally. Just give me everything you've got, developed, undeveloped or still stuck in the mangle."
"We-ell," Husband took a folded paper from an inside pocket. "What it boils down to is that Jackaman had a perfectly legal bank account in France. They owned a holiday cottage in the valley of Loire, and Exchange Control allows one to have funds over there to pay the plumber and window-cleaner and so on… A very nice part of the world."
"I know the Loire valley. Get on with it."
"Ah… then they sold the cottage a couple of years ago, and brought the money back into this country. Unless they were buying something else there, that's legally what they had to do. But the account was allowed to stay open: there would be lingering debts, legal fees and so on. Quite normal. But then the account started building up again. Now, I'm sure you appreciate that France isn't Switzerland-"
"Dear God," George breathed; "although I was not born with football studs growing out of my feet like most people who read Geography, I do know the difference between France and Switzerland. Get on"
Untroubled, Husband continued. "France has nothing like Switzerland's ideas of banking secrecy, nothing like even our own, which really aren't very impressive. They seem to be most amenable. As I say, in the last eighteen months the account has grown, not regularly, but fairly steadily, until it now stands at something a little over fifteen thousand pounds – at the current rate of exchange."
"This would be a non-resident account?" Maxim asked. "Usually only fed with money from abroad?"
"That's quite right. You would need French exchange control permission to put in francs."
"But the account itself can be in francs? Safe from any devaluation of sterling?"
"Oh yes."
"How the hell do you know this, Harry?" George demanded.
"I've spent more of my life abroad than you have, I expect."
There was a short silence. Husband watched Maxim covertly, intrigued to find him in on a meeting at this level. Over at Six, they still weren't sure what to make of the Downing Street soldier.
"And this was all clearly illegal?" George asked.
"In British law, yes."
Agnes said: "Clumsy, too."
"I agree there are more subtle ways of secreting money abroad, but it probably wouldn't have come to light unless we – I'm sorry, I mean first your service – had started looking."
"When was the last payment made?" George asked.
"Last year, shortly before Jackaman died."
"Is there any suggestion," Maxim asked, "that Jackaman was taking Moscow gold?"
Husband and Agnes looked quickly at each other, then shook their heads. This at least was one thing they agreed on. She said: "No. The Centre would never let one of their people do anything so risky."
"So the money now belongs to Mrs Jackaman?"
"A nice point," Husband smiled. "As a true patriot, one really ought to tell the Inland Revenue that Jackaman's estate is some fifteen thousand pounds larger than they first thought. However, perhaps one doesn't want to drag the Jackaman name any further in the dust."
"One doesn't," George said. "Not unless one wants one's Director-General around here on his hands and knees pleading for a job scrubbing out the loos."
Husband's boyish smile became a little strained.