Otto Stringer became aware he wasn’t breathing when his chest heaved. He looked at his partner who only stared. “Go on, Brickman,” Sidney Blackpool said.
“Well, for a fifty-grand fairy tale let’s say he fired one, two, three rounds at that doomed boy. Let’s say he didn’t even know if a slug hit the kid or if the kid passed out. But at least the boy slumped down into the flames and stopped screaming. Then let’s say the sick crazy drunk old cop ran back to his unit and tossed the fire extinguisher in and drove off without thinking of his ukulele and went straight to another cop’s house and got him out of bed and told him more or less what happened.
“Let’s say the other cop thought about it very calmly and made a few decisions. Let’s say he took the old drunk home and put him to bed and covered for him with a story that he got sick and had to go home. Let’s say the friend thought a whole lot about the old drunk only having a short way to go for his pension. And thought about how then the drunk could live whatever years he had left with a little peace and dignity. Let’s say when the friend put the old drunk to bed he even took a look around a room like this. At all the pictures. At a make-believe house.
Maybe after enough booze and memories and sickness it did become an enchanted cottage for the old drunk. Maybe the friend just said, fuck it, this guy’s had enough.”
“So there never was a murder in your fifty-grand story!” Otto said, looking at his partner. “That’s why you couldn’t work it out, Sidney. There never was a murder!”
“Not in my story,” Coy Brickman said. “I don’t know how Watson’d like that, but I can’t come up with anything more believable for you. Yet even without a murder there was a crime of sorts: voluntary manslaughter? Maybe involuntary manslaughter, given all the circumstances. Well, since mercy killing isn’t even legal for doctors, the old drunk cop in my story would be in some serious trouble. They just don’t give pensions for mercy killing, far as I know. In fact, you can bet the D.A.’d say that if he wasn’t drunk, there were other courses of action open to him. So if he didn’t get jail time he’d get fired and lose his pension and spend the rest of his life living on handouts and eating dog food. That’s why his buddy stepped in.
“Anyway, that’s how I’d tell it. So the friend cleaned and reloaded the drunk’s gun and went back to the canyon the next day as soon as he realized the uke was lost. A uke that could maybe be traced. And he took a peek at the burned car and found two bullet holes in the windshield where the old drunk’d missed. So he knocked the glass out and hoped the drunk hadn’t even hit the kid who was torched like a matchstick. The buddy hoped the kid had burned to death. But then the buddy never had the compassion for his fellowman that the drunk had.
“But the old drunk didn’t have compassion for himself, and after he got sober he wanted to step right up and tell what happened. Only now the tables were turned. His friend had already covered for him and obliterated evidence of the gunshots. In fact, his friend had aided and abetted, and might be called an accessory if there was a manslaughter rap to face. So the friend persuaded the old drunk that they had to keep mum now, for the buddy’s sake if not for the drunk’s. And that’s the way it ended.
“In a way, something happened to their friendship after that. The old drunk, who had more than enough heartbreak in his miserable life, now had a big load of guilt to carry every time he thought of the parents not knowing what really happened to their dead boy. He was always thinking of how the burned corpse was out there in the canyon for two days with the animals.
“So maybe the drunk’s buddy, with all those good intentions that lead people straight to hell, had actually increased the load the old drunk was already carrying in life. And which was leading straight to a monster headache and a limp right arm and a bed where he ended up diapered and drooling like a baby.”
And now Coy Brickman was no longer looking at them with unblinking eyes. He was blinking quite a bit because his eyes were damp.
“That’s the story I’d tell for fifty grand. If I wanted fifty grand as bad as you guys must want it. But of course this is all a make-believe story so maybe Watson wouldn’t think it was worth fifty cents. Maybe you shouldn’t ever tell such a silly story to anyone because you’d sure look dumb trying to prove a single bit of it, wouldn’t you?”
“I wouldn’t imagine Harry Bright’s missing gun is ever gonna turn up anywhere, is it?” Otto asked, handing his borrowed gun to Coy Brickman.
“The desert wind doesn’t uncover a gun as easy as a ukulele,” Coy Brickman said, looking at Sidney Blackpool.
Then the tall sergeant got up and walked to the videocassette recorder. He punched the button and turned on the television. “Watch the end of the movie. I’ll be at the station with Paco. I can repeat this fifty-grand make-believe story for him if you want, but why not just tell Paco that you’re saying good-bye. Better yet, don’t even say good-bye. Just go back to Hollywood where you belong.”
“How’s this make-believe story come out?” Otto asked. “The Enchanted Cottage, I mean.”
“It comes out real happy,” Coy Brickman said. “The young couple get married and probably even have a son, if you like to imagine past the movie ending. Maybe he’s just like Danny Bright. The three of them probably live happy ever after. I guess that’s the way you’d imagine the story if you started to live a make-believe life.”
“Okay, Brickman,” Sidney Blackpool said. “You’ve made a lot a make-believe points here tonight. Now I’ve just about had enough a you and Patsy Bright and Harry Bright and whatever fantasy he created in this house trailer. I’ve had enough sad stories about lost kids and lost fathers and everything else. Now there’s gonna be no more make-believe. Now I wanna see Harry Bright. With my own eyes.”
“Let’s go. I won’t even phone Paco. He’ll understand.”
“We’ll follow you,” Sidney Blackpool said. “In case you got lost it’s …”
“We know exactly where it is,” Sidney Blackpool said.
There was no fear of losing Coy Brickman’s patrol car. He never exceeded the speed limit on the drive toward Indio. Sidney Blackpool chain-smoked. Otto Stringer was getting sick to his stomach but he knew it wasn’t the cigarette smoke.
They were on Highway 10 when Otto said, “This is a garbage case, Sidney. You can’t turn garbage into gold no matter how you try. I’ve learned that here. Have you learned that?”
“I think Harry Bright can talk,” Sidney Blackpool said. “Or maybe he can at least communicate. That’s all it’ll take.”
“Even if he can, even if he does, I don’t wanna be the one to charge him with manslaughter. And I don’t wanna throw Coy Brickman in jail.”
“I want a way out,” Sidney Blackpool said. “I want out the way Watson said it could be. Is it so wrong to want something like that for yourself?”
“It’s a garbage case,” Otto said. “That’s all I know for sure.”
There were only a few visitors’ cars at the nursing home that time of night. Coy Brickman got out of the patrol car and went in first, saying a few words to the nurse on duty. She nodded and he waved to the two detectives. The nursing home wasn’t so bad on the inside. It was seedy but clean, and had one doctor in attendance. The rooms could easily have been tiny motel rooms except that remodeling had joined two rows of rooms with a connecting corridor.