“Who’s this guy?” asked Vanderjack.
“Etharion Cordaric, my cook,” said Theo. “Recent hire.”
“Doesn’t look as if he was cooking,” said Gredchen, getting to her feet. “In fact, I would bet anything that he was listening at that door.”
The cook looked as if he had had the wind knocked out of him, which wasn’t far from the truth. Vanderjack found him completely nondescript, although he was vaguely Solamnic. “Not listening really,” the cook said, catching his breath. “I was … worried about the commotion. I was just about to go out and investigate.”
“Cordaric?” asked Vanderjack. “You don’t look very Ergothian. I should know. My father-”
“My family were Solamnic exiles,” stated the cook.
The sellsword looked the cook up and down. “The name Cordaric loosely translates to recursive mistake in Ergot. Your ancestors must have been very interesting people.”
The cook rubbed at his head. “It does? Er … I mean… of course it does! It’s inside humor in the family.”
“Well, we’re trying to leave, on account of the dragonarmy soldiers,” said Vanderjack, hooking a thumb back in the direction of the common room door.
“Yes, any time now,” said the gnome impatiently.
There was a smash and the tumble of a wooden bench, followed by a series of curses and yells.
“That’s our cue! Let’s get out of here.” The sellsword took hold of Gredchen’s arm and raced past the ovens, pantry shelves, preparation areas, and sinks filled with soiled dishes. Theo and the cook ran after him.
The kitchen had a delivery entrance, which Vanderjack kicked out with his boot. Gredchen wrenched her arm free of the sellsword, but he kept going, ducking into the alley behind the Monkey’s Ear and running along it. She and the other two followed, looking back over their shoulders to see if there was any pursuit.
There wasn’t. Nobody seemed to be following them at all. Vanderjack stepped out of the alley and onto a street; he looked up and down the street before glancing over his shoulder and holding his finger up to his lips.
Theodenes frowned and looked around the corner. “I don’t see anything.”
“Trust me, Theo, any officer worth his salt’s going to have the back watched. We need a distraction. They’re probably only looking for me because I’m so infamous. I’ll go out and draw their attention.”
Gredchen rolled her eyes. “Bad idea. Lord Glayward needs you alive, not shot through with crossbow bolts. I’ll go. I can steer them away.”
Theodenes nodded in agreement. “Quite right. The woman is so monstrously unpleasant in appearance that the soldiers will have no choice but to look away.”
“Monstrously unpleasant? Who in the Abyss are you to-”
Vanderjack held his hand up. “Quiet! Theo, we’re mercenaries, not bards. We are expected to look fearsome.”
Gredchen was about to say that she wasn’t a mercenary and she didn’t look fearsome either when Etharion cleared his throat. “Well, I suppose I could go.”
“Great solution!” said Vanderjack. “We’ll send the Ergothian with the strange name.”
Theodenes frowned. “I would rather send out somebody I had no financial investment in.”
Gredchen spoke up. “If Etharion wants to go, let him go. He can tell them he saw us running off in the other direction.”
Etharion, who didn’t in fact seem all that eager to follow through with his own suggestion, pushed past the others and out onto the street. Vanderjack watched as the cook loped along for a few yards, passed under a low-hanging canopy, rounded the street corner, and walked out of sight.
“So is he any good?” asked Vanderjack of the gnome.
“Actually, so far all he’s made is cookies,” said Theo. “Not bad, as cookies go.”
“Cookies? Did you mean to hire a pastry chef?”
“He assures me he knows how to cook a wide range of dishes.”
“Did he mean a wide range of cookies?”
Theo just shrugged.
There was a faint sound of a scuffle, a loud crash, then yelling. The cook came running around the corner, chased by dragonarmy soldiers, and straight into one of the canopy support poles. The canopy collapsed, enveloping the cook and the soldiers, and the entire affair slammed into a vegetable cart.
“Pretty good for a diversion,” Vanderjack said. “Go! Go!”
The sellsword, the gnome, and the baron’s aide ran across the street from the alley and away from the confusion. Crowds, attracted by the noise, milled into the area, creating further obstacles. Three streets later, Vanderjack called for the other two to stop and catch their breaths.
“Do you think Etharion will be all right?” asked Gredchen anxiously.
“I’m sure,” Vanderjack said, not really caring. “This road here leads to the eastern gate, and we can take that out of town and be on our way. I really did want a little more help than just Theo, but beggars can’t be choosers.”
“But we can’t just leave Etharion back there,” said Gredchen.
“I agree,” echoed Theo firmly.
“Besides, Lord Glayward’s castle is at least six days from here and I could use some help in cooking this salmon.” She patted her satchel.
“And there’s my investment,” added Theo. “I paid the cook two weeks in advance.”
Vanderjack sighed. “All right. Stay here and I’ll circle back around and see how he’s doing. Keep out of sight.”
Leaving the gnome and the aide hiding under the eaves of a clothier’s shop, Vanderjack grabbed a plain-looking gray cloak, threw it over his shoulders, and sneaked back in the direction of the dragonarmy soldiers. Gredchen was right; they could use a good cook-assuming, of course, that Etharion knew how to make anything other than cookies.
Highmaster Rivven Cairn stalked the halls of the governor’s palace in Pentar, searching for the governor.
She had left Cear before sunrise in one of the sprawling courtyards on the palatial estate, telling him not to eat the gardeners, and then set off to find the man the red dragonarmy was paying chests full of steel each month to send reports. Yet almost four hours after her arrival, the governor still managed to elude her completely.
According to her sources, the real rulers of Pentar, the twin brothers Tochel and Tochi Pentar, were presently enjoying an extended vacation with Saifhumi pirates. After the fall of Neraka, the Red Highlord Rugoheras (Ariakas’s immediate replacement, also dead) had informed Rivven that she was to install a governor in Pentar and lock up the brothers who had caused the Red Wing so much trouble during the war. Rivven didn’t remember them causing any special trouble at all. In fact, she preferred the town before it was thrown into disarray, becoming a haven for mercenaries. Orders were orders, she reminded herself.
Rivven’s first thought had been to give the town to Baron Glayward as yet another means of securing his cooperation, but the baron would have none of it. He said it would interrupt the flow of information from the west. He also said the Solamnic folk living in Nordmaar wouldn’t enjoy having one of their lords govern a town full of ne’er-do-wells and rogues. She reluctantly agreed but had her men stationed on his grounds for two weeks to reflect her disappointment.
Rivven’s next choice was the wizard Cazuvel, who had been her spy among the orders of High Sorcery and somebody she’d worked with closely near the end of the war. She needed Cazuvel to keep her apprised of the Tower mages’ actions, especially those of the young mage Raistlin Majere, who many claimed had brought down the emperor-with Tanis Half-Elven’s help. The irony of Ariakas’s falling victim to the combined efforts of a wizard and a half-elf was not lost on Rivven, who was both.
Cazuvel had declined her offer, as she had half expected him to. The Black Robe liked his autonomy, and only Nuitari himself knew what the albino did when he wasn’t assisting Rivven with one task or another. Black Robes nowadays were living under the constant shadow of the Majere wizard, and Cazuvel was no exception. If he had become governor, he wouldn’t have had the time to plot his eventual mastery of all black magic, or whatever it was he was always so busy doing.