He looked in the mirror and sighed.
"Okay, I guess there have to be some studs around here somewhere."
When he came down from the shower he felt a bit better about his outfit; Rachel had changed into an electric blue Beowulf pantaloon set. The material was semitransparent, responding oddly to reflected light; when the light was shining directly at it the material was opaque, but in shadow or with glancing light patches it would go completely transparent. As she moved it revealed and covered seemingly at random, always covering far more than it revealed. Try as he might, Mullins couldn't determine if she was wearing a cat-suit underneath or absolutely nothing at all.
It was frankly hypnotic and went remarkably well with the archaic tuxedo that was the sole clothing Mullins could find that fit.
"Well, aren't you the pair?" Gonzalvez said with a laugh.
"I thought that might work for you," Rachel said, lifting a glass of champagne in his direction. "I picked it up for Bonz hoping he could get it around his fat middle. No such luck."
"Well, it fits," Mullins admitted, shooting the cuffs and rolling his shoulders uncomfortably. "But I'd rather be wearing prole clothes; if we have to run this is going to stick out like a sore thumb."
"Well then, we'll just have to avoid making a run for it," Rachel replied, handing him a glass of champagne. "To a flawless escape," she said, raising the glass.
"To a flawless escape," Mullins replied tapping his glass to hers and taking a sip. "That ain't half bad."
"It's an excellent vintage," Mládek said reaching past for a glass. He was back in his own prole outfit and still drying his hair. He took a sip and sighed. "I'll miss New Rochelle grapes."
"You should try some of the Copper Ridge sparkling wines," Charles responded, working the wine around in his mouth. "This seems a tad raw."
"Raw? New Rochelle's one of the finest vintages known!" Mládek responded hotly.
"I think we can leave them to this," Rachel said. "I seem to remember that you actually can dance."
"Well, my mother never admitted that I had gotten any good at it," Mullins said, as he set down the glass. "But mom had two left feet."
"Darling, your only problem as a dancer is that you're too tall and refuse to follow where I lead," Rachel said, her hips thrusting from side to side.
"You took the words right out of my mouth," Mullins replied, completing a complicated twist that ended with his ankles locked behind hers and his hips following her in time. "When did you learn to suvala?"
The had been dancing for over two hours, the tunes segueing through a dozen styles. From the mirror-dance to the minuet, from the suvala to the Hyper-Puma Trot, the two of them had been trying to best each other. Rachel was far and away the more natural dancer, but Mullins, if anything, knew more styles and was more precise in each.
"I know a girl from New Brazil," she replied, her lips inches from his cheek.
"You know this dance is illegal on Grayson?" he asked in a whisper, leaning in to her ear, his hips grinding against hers.
"Silly people," she husked back then disengaged. "Charles? Admiral? We're going to bed."
"Ah, really?" Charles asked. "So soon? The Admiral and I were just about to come to a conclusion in regards to the superiority of the Tancre strain of grape bacterium."
"I'm afraid not, old boy," Mládek replied. "Dautit is still the superior bacteria."
"But only for higher sugar content! My God man..."
"No, I mean we're going to bed; you guys can stay up as long as you'd like."
"Oh."
"Since you're sacrificing yourself for me tomorrow, it seemed the least I could do," she said, taking John's arm.
"Well, I'd get all huffy," Mullins replied. "But what the hell; take what you can while you can get it is my motto."
"See if you get anything with a motto like that," she said with a chuckle.
But she relented after suitable persuasion.
Mullins rolled over and patted the bed beside him then opened his eyes to a pallid dawn light.
Rachel was gone.
"Charley?" he called, rolling to his feet and grabbing his head. "Ooooo."
"I see you're bloody up," Gonzalvez said, staggering in the door. "I think your girlfriend slipped us a mickey. According to my sensor logs she slipped out the window about three A.M. local time. Of course, I was sleeping the sleep of the dead."
"Blast," Mullins snarled. "Probably that damned champagne."
"I thought it was a tad bitter," Charles said.
"All the gear is set up for her. I still can't get off-planet!"
"Oh, I don't know about that," Mládek said, entering the room with a large package in his hands. "This was on top of my clothes."
Mullins rubbed his head as the admiral opened up the package and laid out the contents.
"Two sets of male clothing, one set of female," Charles said, picking up the documents. "I need to run these through my scanner, but they look good. And you're the female, Johnny my lad." He tossed the appropriate ID over to the admiral with a chuckle.
"Ooooh!" Mládek said with a snort. "Uggh. You make a terribly ugly female, Major Mullins."
"Thanks very much," Johnny said snatching the document out of the admiral's hand. "You're right, I do," he continued, looking at the documents.
"I do not care to be set up, John," Charles said.
"Neither do I," Mullins replied. "But so far she's been helping us. I mean, if she wanted to hand us to StateSec, she could have last night."
"So we just go with the modified plan?" Gonzalvez asked. "That doesn't feel right, Johnny."
"If you have a better suggestion, lay it out there," Mullins snapped. "I just had a great night, barely remember it and have one hell of a headache."
"And you're about to be dressed up as a very ugly woman," the admiral interjected, somewhat cruelly Mullins thought.
"Thanks. I needed that," Mullins replied. "And we're short on time. We need to get into character and get out of here. Now."
"Okay," Gonzalvez said. "As long as I don't have to be the ugly woman."
CHAPTER 8
Beauty and the Beast
The airtaxi trip was uneventful, but when the taxi pulled up to the curb, the shuttle port was crawling with security.
"Get the bags Manny," Mullins said querulously as he lifted himself out of the cab with the aid of a cane. "These Haven barbarians don't have skycaps!"
"Yes, Mother," Gonzalvez said, paying the driver then lifting the massive set of luggage out of the boot. "We have to hurry or we'll miss our lift."
"They had better hold it until we arrive or their captain will live to regret it," Mullins said loudly as one of the local Prague cops arrived with his hand outstretched.
"Papers," the security man said, looking away. The woman was obviously Solarian and you'd think she would have taken advantage of a face-lift. Or, hell, a full biosculpt.
"Manny! Give this idiot our papers!"
"Mother!" Gonzalvez replied as Mládek silently handed over the papers for the whole group.
"We're on the 1550 shuttle," the admiral said deferentially. "Mistress Warax is a Solarian trade delegate and must not be delayed."
"She will be," the cop grunted, scanning the paperwork and then remotely scanning the threesome. "There's a one hundred percent increase in security; it's bound to slow you down somewhat."
"Whatever for?" Gonzalvez said, marshaling the bags.
"We've got three or four Manty spies running around," the cop replied with a nod. He handed back the paperwork and gestured into the terminal. "Sooner or later they'll either make a break for the spaceport or we'll run them to ground."